Holler (Director's Hardcore Edit) Review

Reviewed by joeblow69  on  1/22/2003

Note: This review is of the Director’s Hardcore Edit, and is only available directly for Titan.com and Tlavideo.com. If you buy this from anywhere else, the pissing, fisting, and probably the electro-zapping buttplug will be edited out.

Director: Brian Mills and Harold Creg

Cast: Sean Paris, Sam Ford, Joey Dino, Billy Wild, Marc West, Dean Johnson, Ben Foster, Slate Rassado, Dixon Parker, Drew Peters, Leo Tanner

Story: I have to admit, “white trash” is one of the odder themes I’ve ever seen in porn. At least there aren’t any mullets…

Scene One
Starring: Billy Wild, Leo Tanner, Sam Ford
Boy, I really dug this scene. Billy Wild comes home from the store just in time to suck his “step-daddies” dicks. And this is some prime time dick suckin right here. Billy sure knows his way around a cock. Before you know it, these guys are pouring beer on each other, pissing all over the place, and just plain fucking each other silly. That’s right, each one of them ends up taking it up the ass! (Man I love versatile threesomes!)

I have to say, I wasn’t really impressed with Billy in Titan’s Trespass, but he’s great in this scene. Watch out for Sam’s cumshot at the end… he nails Billy on the chin from over 2 feet away!

Scene Two
Starring: Joey Dino, Slate Rassado, Dixon Parker
It’s always depressing when a great scene is followed up by one so mediocre. I have to give Titan credit, though. It’s good that they are trying out some new guys (at least I think they’re new… I haven’t seen any of them before). They all look great (Slate in particular) but the sex just seems too awkward. The camera work is a little shoddy, too. The first cumshot is shot from the completely wrong angle, and the second is almost missed completely (and a lot of what we did get to see was obscured behind someone’s head). Dixon is our bottom in this scene, but for some reason, he only gets fucked by Joey. Poor Slate doesn’t get a piece. On a more positive note, Joey does look awesome in that jockstrap of his (which he keeps on through the whole scene!)

Scene Three
Starring: Ben Foster, Dean Johnson
Oooh, another redhead! I don’t know what it is about redheads, but they always get my motor running. Beb’s got a nice big, beautiful, uncut cock too, which is always a plus! There’s a lot of oral in this scene (almost too much for my tastes) but the main attraction here is the high energy power fucking that Ben lays into Dean. Even my toes were curling by the end! Once Dean cums, Ben flips him over for a few more fast-and-deep thrusts, then finally blows all over Dean’s back. It’s a pretty good scene. My only complaint here is Ben… sure, he’s got a great dick, but he just doesn’t quite have the Titan physique that most of the other guys here have.

Scene Four
Starring: Sean Paris, Marc West, Drew Peters
So here’s a great set-up: Sean and Marc are both looking incredible in their little cop uniforms, making out in some run down little shack. I don’t know where Sean came from, but he’s friggin gorgeous. This scene is literally going gangbusters until they notice little twinky boy Drew Peters spying on them. Of course they have to pull him into the fold, which is where I pretty much lost interest. Drew’s got a nice dick, and a decent cumshot, but he doesn’t really do much while being fucked. This scene would have been way hotter had the two cops been able to just concentrate on each other.

Scene Five
Starring: Drew Peters, Leo Tanner
Leo just happened to be passing by the same little shack, and decides to stop in and show Drew a little love and tenderness (that’s right, another scene with Drew). The pacing here is much slower (and more romantic I guess), and Drew seems a little more into than he did in the previous scene. Leo gives him a nice long fucking before the really interesting stuff begins…

Who would have thought that little Drew Peters was into fisting? Not I, that’s for sure. Drew’s able to stuff his own fist up his ass with ease, though Leo’s big fist takes a little bit of work. I haven’t really seen too many fisting scenes, so I can’t say for sure if this is a good one or not. I found it more interesting than arousing, though I probably didn’t need to see Drew’s inside-out colon as many times as I did.

But wait, there’s more! After a little more dick sucking, Drew whips out an electo-shocking buttplug and shoves it up Leo’s ass! Again, it’s interesting, but there’s no real proof anything is happening. Sure, Drew turns the dial, and Leo moans, but we can’t see any kind of spark, or hear any current. It’s great that Leo is enjoying himself, but from our standpoint, it really isn’t any different from a normal everyday buttplug.

Audio/Visual Quality
As usual, the video looks great. The hillbilly background music is a real departure from the normal Titan muzak, but fits the white trash theme beautifully.

Extras
Holler is a two disc set, so you know you’re in for a truckload of juicy extras. The Behind the Scenes footage can be played with or without the director’s commentary. You’ll definitely want to spend some time with this footage… it’s hilarious.

There’s also a Fluffing Featurette, which is basically a bunch of behind the scenes dick sucking. Some of this stuff is actually really hot. (Particularly Billy Wild in his long underwear).

Rounding out the extas are a Photo Shoot, some outtakes from Scene 2 (where Slade finally gets to fuck Dixon), a slideshow, a cumshot review, and previews for 5 other Titan films by Brian Mills and Harold Creg.

Final Word
Ultimately, Holler is a mixed blessing. It’s great to see so many new guys, but it would have been nice if they could have roped in a few big named (and more experienced) stars. I’m still not sure what the heck Drew Peters is doing in there. He’s not really the kind of guy I expect to see in a Titan film. His scenes are all right in a row, in the same set, taking up a whopping 73 minutes! It really makes the last half of the flick drag, especially if you’re not a fan of Drew (like me). Focusing so much on someone who doesn’t fit the Titan mold was a mistake, imho, but I’m sure the Drew Peters fans will disagree with me.

If you don’t mind a significant amount of twink fucking in your porn, go ahead and give Holler a rent… it’s a good show. On the other hand, fans of typical Titan-hairy-macho-men may find themselves fast-forwarding through the last hour or so.

Running Time: 2 hours 52 minutes

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