Holes & Whores Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  4/22/2005

“Holes and Whores” might be good for viewing on a slow television night. Just don’t expect big things from this typical Euro production.

There’s the standard good-looking women, better-than-average male talent, decent hard (semi-abusive) sex. As usual, be prepared for fake moaning and the confounding staring at the camera by all the participants. And don’t expect to be able to identify the males, as the credits are nonexistent.

As for the women, semi-cute, pig-tailed brunette Simony takes on two guys in a gym setting to start things. The guys double-team both her slits before dropping their loads on her open mouth.

Cute brown-haired Alexa May does a guy in a decent scene punctuated by too much gaping for my taste (who thinks this is sexy or erotic?). She takes an open-mouth facial to end the festivities.

Next is a boring lezout with an older blonde, Kyara Diavolo, and a younger blond, Dora. The girls explore each other with fingers, tongues, and toys, but the heat just isn’t there.

Two Euro studs romp with cute brunette Jenifer in a pool hall. Jenifer shows some spark and takes a nice DP before receiving a double-glazing.

Kyara is back to finish things off. She’s a bit too old for my taste and wears waaaay to much eye makeup. She gets roughed up a bit by her guy, who likes to slap her face and pull out of her ass and into her pussy repeatedly, a turn-off for me.

The DVD from Phoenix Rising has, get this, absolutely NO EXTRAS. Nice job, guys!