Hitting the G Spot

Studio: Playgirl

Stars: Justin Magnum, Canden Ellis, Eric Masterson, Erik Everhard, Marco Duato, Mario Rossi, Michael Fullter, Nick Manning, Voodoo, Alexis Malone, Faith, Kylie Ireland, Mia Smiles, Nicole Sheridan, Pason, Penny Flame and Tyler Faith

Running time: Feature: 1:40 Bonus 1: 15 min Bonus 2: 14 min Bonus 3: 5 min

When I saw the studio was Playgirl, I thought this might be an instructional video made for women on how to find the g-spot. Uh--no. Really it's just standard porn. Six scenes, each a MF pairing set in a different fantasy scenario. Each starts with a little scene setting, then the clothes come off and you get a blowjob, some muff-diving, and vaginal sex in various positions. The video production is good: the color is nice, the sets are stylized but look a lot better than the sheet-thrown-over-a-sofa stuff. Sound is good but they have the annoying music soundtrack in the background. The girls are pretty but mostly siliconed, colored and painted up to current "pornstar" quality. If you want anything remotely realistic, forget it.

One thing that sets this apart from the other stuff is the emphasis on the guys. Most videos I watch list the names of the girls prominently and the guys as an afterthought. The girls get most of the camera time, and the guys are just a base for a cock the girl's to suck, rub or ride. This title focuses much more on the guys, and their names are more prominent (though nobody gets billing. If you want to know who someone is, you'll have to ask around).

Scene 1: Memories of a Mime: featuring (seriously) a guy dressed up as and playing like a mime. I thought everyone hated mimes. Scene 2: Culinary Love: a woman with a video camera and a chef, and what you won't see on Food Network. Scene 3: Soul Music: a guy stops playing his piano long enough to soothe a savage breast (or two). Scene 4: Kung Fu Kock: a kung fu kockamamie thing where two people take off their white robes for some body blows on a bed. Scene 5: Honorable Discharge: Serviceman returns home for some quality get re-acquainted time. Scene 6: Channel 69: a very artsy, very colorful thing where a girl comes out of the tv (or just knows who's watching her) to appreciate a hunk of a fan.

Yes, my descriptions here are dumb, but so are the scenarios.

I think the title is misleading. Really it's just female fantasies; there's nothing you'd normally associate with G-spots--not even squirting.

Special Features: Two bonus scenes: another MF scene (with Canden Ellis), one solo male masturbation (Erik Everhard), one Behind the Scenes for "Perfect Date" (which is not on this disc), the usual photo gallery and trailers for other titles. Bonus Scene #1 is fine if you like the rest of the video. Bonus Scene #2 is great if you're gay, bi-curious, or a girl who enjoys watching a guy clean his own pipes. Bonus Scene #3 is great if you like BOS stuff, particularly focused on the guy.

Final verdict: Your usual MF porn faire. If you're not turned off by silicone, the girls are particularly good looking and the guys--at least they don't look like they populate a prison yard. Sex is vanilla, but this is billed as a "couples" movie so there's a little more holding and caressing and kissing, and less of the "choke me with your cock" raunch from other movies. Nothing spectacular, but solid.