Hire Me Review
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Studio: Pornhub
Category: Feature film
Directed by: Tana Lea
Starring: Syrus, Dean Van Damme, Small Hands, Ivy Lebelle, Tana Lea
Released on: 12/23/2018
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Hire Me
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An adult movie review by Flash
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Distributor: Pornhub
Edition Details: Standard Streaming and Download
Movie Specs:
Genres: Feature Film, Vignette
Run Time: 51 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2018 Director: Tana Lea Written by: Tana Lea Director of Photography: Xander Porn Cast: Tana Lea, Ivy Lebelle, Small Hands, Dean Van Damme, Syrus
Release Specs:
Audio: English Stereo
Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 2.35:1 (anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: Streaming/Download Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): N/A Number of discs: N/A |
The Movie |
Hire Me is a feature-style vignette movie brought to us by the collaborative efforts of Tana Lea and Xander Porn, who have previously collaborated on Kidnap Me and Roommates. For Hire Me, Tana Lea is the director and writer, and Xander Porn is the cinematographer. As with their past collaborations, Hire Me is very well-done.
The plot for Hire Me is that Tana (Tana Lea) interrupts Aaron's (Small Hands) blind date (Ivy Lebelle) at a bar. Aaron and his date end up getting sloppy drunk, and Tara keeps him from taking her home. Tara leaves with her but ends up taking her to her own house.
Hire Me follows the same format as most of the style movies that this reviewer has come to call feature-style vignette movie. Feature-style vignette movies essentially have a plotted portion at the beginning of the movie, followed by a sex scene, culminating with a quick ending. Unlike a standard vignette movie, the plotted opening for a feature-style vignette movie is significant and substantial, not just a quick set-up followed by the sex.
Tana Lea's story for Hire Me is well-done and enjoyable. The movie allows for character build up and, happily, there is a wrap-up at the end of the movie instead of just cutting to credits. Actually, the wrap up is after the credits. The one sole issue that this reviewer has with Hire Me is that the ending appears to cut out mid-sentence, which is very jarring and makes the movie feel incomplete.
The sex scene for Hire Me is exceptional. Tana Lea, Ivy Lebelle, and Small Hands are all excellent performers who put their all into their sex scenes, and it shows in Hire Me. The sex scene starts with just Tana Lea and Ivy LeBelle before Small Hands joins in. All three have great chemistry and shine for the camera. The sex is a BDSM-lite scene, which has some aspects of BDSM but is still very accessible for the standard viewer.
Xander Porn has done an excellent job capturing Hire Me with some absolutely gorgeous, and unique, shots. The lighting design, by an uncredited artist, for Hire Me is excellent. Nonstandard lighting is used for portions of the movie, and this heavily benefits the movie setting an excellent mood for the movie.
Hire Me is a fun twisted BDSM-lite tale which should please viewers. The story is enjoyable, and the sex is steaming. Hire Me looks beautiful. Despite the jarring end, Hire Me is still highly recommended.
The Edition |
The edition of Hire Me screened is the streaming and download edition available exclusively on Pornhub. Hire Me was shot digitally and is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 2.35:1 letterboxed to 1.78:1 in 1080p. The image for Hire Me is gorgeous with bright, vibrant colors and a defect-free image. Hire Me looks great.
Hire Me is presented with an English Stereo audio track. The sound for the movie is excellent. The music is well balanced, and the dialog is clear at all times.
Pornhub hasn't included any extras with their streaming and download edition of Hire Me.
Final Thoughts |
Hire Me, as with past collaborations of Tana Lea and Xander Porn, is an excellent feature-style vignette adult movie. The plot for Hire Me is well-done and nicely presented to the viewer. The cast does a great job with their roles, both the sexual and non-sexual portions. Hire Me should please fans of feature-style vignette movies. Pornhub has done an excellent job with their streaming and download edition of Hire Me with excellent video and audio quality.
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Disclaimer:
The views presented in the review are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Adult DVD Talk. Details in “The Movie” section are about the movie in general whereas the details in “The Edition” section are specific to the exact release reviewed. Box cover images and screenshots are copyrighted by the releasing studio and are used under 17 US Code § 107 Fair Use. |
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