High Heeled House Calls Review

Studio: Vivid
Director: Chuck Lords
Editor: Artemis Smythe
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 1:27:45

Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bonus Scenes / Trailers (1:11:33)

Starring:
Lexie Marie
Gen Padova
Persia
Jenaveve Jolie

Themes: Feature

I've been on kind of a feature film kick as of late. I thought I would check out a Vivid movie for once, and this looks as good if not better than any due to the comely blonde Lexie Marie on the cover and the hotties Gen Padova, Persia, and Jenaveve backing her up.

I was expecting more of a plot, but the movie consists of some vignettes all with the same theme. Four girls play a sexy maid and we get to enjoy them cleaning up a little in some arousing outfits before getting down to the sex.

Lexie Marie looks incredible mopping the kitchen floor in a tight white tank top and short denim skirt. She squeezes soap suds out from a sponge all over her incredible tan body. Her shirt and skirt get soaked and come off, at which point the suds start to drip all over her pink panties. Tease footage does not get much more exciting than this, folks!

She produces a large realistic-looking dildo and fucks and sucks it before the real article shows up. She does a standard b.j. and gets her pussy licked. The sex is pretty vanilla as one might expect from Vivid. The camera loves Lexie however and she looks fantastic.

The guy wears a condom while he fucks her which is a personal turn-off. I understand that many companies like Vivid have all-condom policies, and it doesn't bother me too much but they are distracting. It comes off eventually however for a decent facial with Lexie lying flat on the kitchen floor.

Persia is a very seductive young beauty who looks Middle Eastern a little bit hence her name, I suppose. She's dark-haired and dark-eyed and incredibly sexy. I liked her in Platinum X Pictures' "Sex & Groping" where she was spotlighted in two memorable scenes.

Persia looks quite fine, but unfortunately her scene here was nowhere near as memorable. She does a straight condom b/g scene that didn't really arouse a whole lot of heat. For the money shot, the guy whacks himself off onto one of Persia's shoes. What a waste of cum, especially because her shoe is white and we get no visual evidence whatsoever.

Gen Padova looks extremely gorgeous as well. Apparently Vivid knows how to get the most out of their fine actresses in the hair and makeup department. Gen cleans the bathroom in long yellow rubber gloves as a guy in a towel admires her body.

Gen does possibly the best sex scene of the film as she devours the guy's cock greedily, kneeling on the floor of the bathroom. Her tight hairless pussy gets some attention and the guy licks and rubs it until Gen gets off. More condomed vaginal fucking on a bed before Gen pulls her foot up to her head and the guy blows on her face and open-toed shoe. Gen sucks on her own toes and cleans herself up in a steamy finish which foot fetishists might adore.

Jenaveve Jolie is a nice-looking Latina in another hot lingerie get-up. Do any maids actually dress like this? Only in porn, I suppose. She does some light dusting and gets fingered by her male companion. More of the same (vaginal with condom) culminating in a cumshot on Jenaveve's shoe. I supposed all the cum on high heels is to fit in with the title of the movie.

Lexie Marie is the star and she gets another scene outside where she's cleaning the pool. She soaps up her fine body again and gets dried off and fucked by a guy in a lounge chair by the pool. The cumshot, while not on Lexie's foot, is still lame as the guy hovers over her and masturbates onto her stomach.

There's a lot of bonus material on the disc. The bulk of it is five bonus scenes from some other random Vivid movies. A lot of them look quite dated at this point, to my eyes. The first scene is Kaylani Lei, Mimi Miyagi, and Minka in a tepid Asian Lesbian threesome from "Happy Ending," followed by the blonde Dasha from "One Way Out." The other three scenes are shorter excerpts from "Perfect," "Wrong Girl" featuring Jennifer Luv, and "Blondage: Extreme Close Up 4."

I was expecting "High Heeled House Calls" to be more of a feature film, as in, I thought it would have some kind of unifying plot and some acting. Apparently I picked the wrong Vivid movie for that because this is pretty much just a stylized all-sex gonzo release, just with more dolled-up women and less interesting sex.

Everything was aesthetically beautiful in the film, especially Lexie Marie and Gen Padova. It all looks good but it's not very strokeworthy from this pervert's perspective. Couples or fans of softer-core movies will like this one but it didn't do anything particularly special for me although all the female cast was visually stunning. Recommended for couples or Vivid fans only.

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