High Class Ass (Adam & Eve) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/1/2003

Running Time: 119 min.

Production Date: 9 / 04 / 2002

Director: Nick Orleans

Cast: Jenna Haze, Flick Shagwell, Calli Cox, Cherie, Jasmine Klein, Madison Day, Audrina Sky, Ian Daniels, Joey Ray, and Nikko Night

Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans can be a lot of fun. I’m hoping this is another of those features.

Initial Reaction: There’s some decent sex, but Nick Orleans should be neither seen nor heard!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting anal sex on the slightly artistic side

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants smooth flowing scenes or a movie with a heavy butt or anal focus

Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves a bit to be desired. It’s normally clear, but the balance is also off slightly. The audio also doesn’t seem to synch quite right with the video in several places. The video is slightly soft, and has just a hint of graininess. The lighting is pretty good, although there are a few places where it seems to fluctuate a little, but there’s more than a few soft focus problems.

Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio for the most part, but unfortunately I’ve heard it in way too many other Adam & Eve movies already.

Menus: The main menu is okay. It has a little animation but just didn’t impress me much. The same can be said for the chapter menu which lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature: Nick Orleans has decided to go the gonzo route this time. He seems to have the timing to be where horny girls are, all of whom he considers high class ass. He helps a few of his friends get lucky with them, and keeps his mouth rolling as well as the camera.

Nikko Knight starts things off with Cherie after Nick tells him that some high class ass lives behind the door he’s about to knock on. After placing a bet, Nikko knocks on the door and Nick sweet talks his way inside while Nikko’s left out on the stoop. After talking a few moments, Cherie agrees to show Nick her panties in an attempt to get rid of him. She also grants his wish to see her play with herself a little before finally letting Nikko in. She has him drop his pants and examines his semi-hard cock before giving it a lick and a smile of approval. She gobbles his knob, rubs it around her tits, and plays with her pussy before laying back for Nikko to tongue her twat. Cherie stays laying back for Nikko to fuck her pussy before turning around and letting him give it to her from behind. Finally, she climbs on top and lowers her ass onto Nikko’s cock reverse cowgirl style while sticking several fingers in her snatch before taking his guy goo on her tits.

This isn’t too bad of a scene. Cherie and Nikko seem to get into it pretty well, but the camera work held the scene back a little for me. It made the scene feel cramped, as you rarely got to see both the penetration and Cherie’s reaction at the same time. Reverse cowgirl and it’s “all girl, no guy” is a great thing at times, but here you never even get to see the “all girl” part.

Ian Daniels gets a little high class ass from Jenna Haze in the second scene. Jenna starts out diddling herself on the pool table, which should probably be renamed the porno table since it seems that more people want to have sex on them than play pool on them. She hops down so Ian can play with her, and then drops down to mouth his manhood. Ian tongues Jenna in reciprocation before she bends over the pool table and lets him take her from behind. Jenna rolls onto her back and lets Ian bone each of her holes before he finally pops on her stomach.

This is another pretty good scene. It’s easy to see why Jenna Haze had such a following here. No, it’s not because she can take a cock up her pooper as easy as tying her shoe (although it sure doesn’t hurt anything). It’s because she looks like she’s having a great time and gets a little vocal about it. I didn’t care for some of the camera work here again, and for the same reasons as in the first scene, but seeing Jenna go at it with the enjoyment she does definitely eased my pain.

Joey Ray takes on blonde newcummer Madison Day in the third scene. She agrees to show Nick her big boobies, which makes Joey plenty happy. She even licks and sucks on them a little before asking Joey to take out his cock. Madison sits down in his chair and examines him through his pants before having him pull it out. She compliments Joey on his cock, and then grants his request to make it hard. Joey worships Madison’s ass and eats her pussy before fucking her missionary style. Madison also rides Joey reverse cowgirl style before titty fucking him until he pops.

This is a pretty good scene. Madison knows how to play to the camera pretty well, which is kind of surprising since she’s only done a handful of scenes. Joey also comes across pretty well, and puts some nice energy into the scene. The biggest problem here is Nick Orleans. He keeps inserting himself into the scene yapping at Madison, and it hurt the scene every single time. It isn’t just that he breaks the flow either, it’s that he way annoying at the start of the feature and it only gets worse every time he opens his mouth. He does it a lot here, and it’s not a good thing!

Ian Daniels returns to take on Jasmine Klein and Flick Shagwell. Flick and Jasmine spurn him at first, and instead work on each other in the bathroom. After Flick gets her pussy licked a little, however, they change their minds and invite Ian in with them. They exchange oral favors all around, with the girls teaming up nicely on Ian, before Ian gives it to Flick while she fingers Jasmine. Jasmine gets it next, taking it both missionary and doggie style before Ian fucks her ass. Finally, he pulls out and pops on her ass.

This is a pretty good scene, but seems a bit redundant at times. It starts off quite well, but when the girls trade places completely it lost me a little. The camera also seemed to focus on close-ups much more than I normally like, and I didn’t see a single distance shot where you could see the anal.

Joey Ray takes on Calli Cox in the penultimate scene. At Nick’s urging, Joey massages Calli’s feet before she lays back and rubs her nub for him. Joey takes over for her, licking her through her panties before playing with her pussy. Calli thanks him properly by taking Joey into her throat several times and teasing his cock with her pierced tongue. She lets Joey give it to her missionary and doggie style before taking his guy goo all over her upper body. Calli licks a bit up, strokes Joey to make sure she gets every last drop, and even looks like she swallows some down.

This is a pretty good scene, but had the potential to be much better. Calli played to the camera extremely well during the foreplay and pop, but when it got to the actual fucking the camera seemed like it was afraid to show much of her, and especially her great face. There was also a lot of obvious slow motion that interfered with the scene for me. This had the potential to blow away all of the scenes here, but instead it’s just a good scene.

Finally, Joey Ray takes on Audrina Sky. After a long tease and a bit or oral loving, Joey gives it to Audrina from behind. Audrina also rides Joey reverse cowgirl style and takes it missionary style before collecting Joey’s joy juice on her tits while bending away like she’s a bit cum shy.

Although this scene started out with some good potential, it also lost it. Part of it was once again Nick not being content to exist behind the camera. He doesn’t mouth off much, but every bit he did knocked the scene back a little. The other part was that the scene seemed to drag on. Audrina’s rich bitch and Joey’s “loveable” idiot act didn’t work. Instead Audrina came off as an idiot and Joey came off as mentally unbalanced enough that one would think he’s only one strike away from the three needed to put him away for life.

High Class Ass is an okay idea that pretty much bombs. There’s nothing wrong with the idea of a few guys taking on rich bitches and getting a little loving from them. It’s simple, you can have fun with it, and it opens the door to the potential for a wide variety of scenes. Instead the guys all come off as losers where you wonder why the girls want anything to do with them other than use them for practice with the mace in their purse. Nick Orleans was easily the worst here, and although I used to love his movies, his role in this one makes me wonder why I’ve kept following him. He’s extremely annoying and I ended up hoping that the girls wouldn’t use the mace on them and instead release a team of miniature doberermans on them whose teeth could only reach nut level. The camera work also didn’t help things. There was a lot of potential for extremely hot sex in this movie, with Calli Cox and Jenna Haze easily leading the way, but the camera work was almost like somebody was afraid of the women. There’s plenty of nice distance shots during the foreplay, but after that it gets close and almost claustrophobic at times. The slow motion parts of the scene, which Nick used to be able to use to great artistic effect, also hold back the scenes to the point that they started to ruin some of the scenes. Finally, the title makes it sound like this is going to have a nice butt or anal focus, and there’s barely any of it in the movie! Only half of the scenes have anal, by the end of the movie I could only remember one butt being admired (namely Madison Day’s, which was very nice), and I didn’t see a single rimjob in the entire movie! The more I watched this movie, the more these problems got to me, and by the end of the movie I couldn’t wait for it to be over. High Class Ass doesn’t have much ass, and seems like it should be taken out of the high class area and stuck on a blue light special.

Extras: The photo gallery includes roughly twenty very nice looking snapshots and full screen photos complete with captions to let you know who’s in each photo. Bios with a photo of the star and a little personal information are included for Jenna Haze, Calli Cox, Flick Shagwell, Jasmine Klein, Joey Ray, and Ian Daniels. Trailers are included for Erotic Intentions, The Virgin Canvas, Sex Magician, and The 6th Reflection. There’s also a bonus scene.

The bonus scene comes from All the Rave and features Dillion Day and Kelsey. Kelsey starts out giving Dillion a nice sloppy blowjob and working his prick with her pierced tongue, and then lays back on his couch so he can tongue both her holes. Kelsey starts out fucking Dillion in the mandatory reverse cowgirl, and then showing her butt slut tendencies, lets him fuck her ass from behind and spooning her. Dillion finishes things off with an impressive facial that Kelsey takes with her typical great style. It’s a hot scene and one that should disappoint any of Kelsey’s fans. She puts some nice energy into the scene, and gets into Dillion stretching her sphincter very well.

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, anal, titty fucking, lesbian, group, and swallowing

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Every scene except between Cherie and Nikko Night, Calli Cox and Joey Ray, and Audrina Sky

Overall: Currently, Adam & Eve’s DVDs can be found online for between $8 and $25, with several stores offering this line of DVDs for around $15. Rent this one first or aim low here. There’s some good sex, but I’m not sure how much replay value it’s going to have due to some of the style of the movie. It’s helped out by some decent extras and good technical aspects, but that doesn’t make a DVD worth picking up.

Note to Adam & Eve: Please don’t let Nick Orleans try to do gonzo porn again! I love his more artistic stuff, but this one completely backfired.

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