Hey, Babe...Nice Tits! Review

Reviewed by Gabriel Nine  on  10/10/2001

HEY, BABE...NICE TITS!
(Evil Angel / Clark Euro Angel)
Directed by Christoph Clark,br> Starring: Daniella, Suzy Sweet, Liza Pirelli, Mallory, Mesy, Betti, Eva, Choky Ice, Alberto Rey, Yann Scott, Rodolphe, Chris Mountain

"Nice tits" (though not always big) - as good a theme for a smut flick as any, I suppose, and when that theme is handled by Christoph Clark you know you are in for some hot sex, with the emphasis on anal as much as on the women's chests. Oh yes, for those of you who, in Christoph's recent productions, may have missed the time-honoured Clark obsession - the gaping female anus - will be pleased to know that it makes at least a partial return. Those of you who dislike this sort of stuff, watch out. In this five-scene effort, the otherwise unrelated segments are linked by some quite pointless introductions featuring a heavily-built, large breasted woman called Laura.

Mallory, Alberto, Csoky
Motorcycle salesman Alberto agrees an interesting way of cutting Csoky a good deal on a new bike - sex with Csoky's buxom blonde girl Mallory. She looks good in a leather jacket, miniskirt, stockings, and heels and has her ample boobs peeping out of a harness bra. She dances and gyrates pleasingly for the lads building tension till she finally starts to handle their cocks.

Mallory sucks one, then the other. She's bent over the bike, sucking Csoky's cock while Alberto tongues the folds of her plump, mainly shaven pussy prior to taking her firmly from behind. This goes on for some time with Alberto really banging it (watch her fists clench as he holds her arms back) till Csoky gets his shot and she sucks Alberto. They then do a standing DP marred by shadow on the crucial area. Csoky has the honour of entering Mallory's tight ass first - it looks untouched and hardly ready but the dick goes in anyway! The lads then take turns giving her firm doggy anal, and one of those "both guys from behind" doggy DPs. By the end of some more firm anal, where she's spread out on the counter, she's holding her own ass open and it's all getting pretty raw. Finally, the men shoot over her tits and she rubs the come into her glistening flesh. Good stuff, though she could have been more responsive, but generally it seemed like the men turned her on. And I won't mention the volcanic spot on her bottom...oh damn it! Sorry.

Daniella, Yann, Rodolphe
Ah, Daniella (AKA Rita Faltoyano) - let me count the ways that I love you. Well, one actually and that is spelled L-U-S-T! She's young, busty and so buxom with lovely long hair and a pretty face. The big drawback here is that her scene features a totally gratuitous "rape" storyline. Though it may be atmospherically shot and styled (in black and white with her red dress picked out), the set-up featuring Daniella's return to a flat where masked intruders previously set upon her seems somewhat unnecessary. The incident is shown in flashback, and as the hooded men confront her, her acting is disturbingly convincing. Fortunately the sex that follows is in essence a quite regular sex scene, so it's easy to divorce it from that unsettling introduction.

No force is involved in getting her to suck cock, and doesn't she look beautiful doing it. The guys take turns fucking Daniella, and if she doesn't hit the volume button like she can, it's probably because her mouth is stuffed with cock most of the time. Her no-hands oral technique looks most appealing.

The best positions with a girl like this are those that get those big boobs in motion, and Christoph supplies some, but maybe not enough, of these. That said, Daniella looks great riding on Yann's big dick, taking it in her ass. There's a brief boob-wobbling DP before some more anal on her still tight ass and boob play leads to the guys unloading over those ample tits. She gives them a really good post-come suck. Time returns to the present, and a wistful Daniella gathers her coat and leaves the flat. I am not sure that this was entirely successful, though the sex was good, but I thought that, even if it is pure fantasy, there was no justification for the rape theme. I don't really know what he is getting at with it.

Suzy, Mesy, Betti, Chris, Csoky, Alberto
After a quick phone call, Alberto sets Chris and Csoky up with a couple of girls over at Suzy's place. The men are quick to pair off with the girls, leaving Suzy to watch and touch herself. This sexy brunette with the stunning full, womanly figure makes her own call and Alberto is on his way. Meanwhile, Csoky is enjoying the charms of Mesy, a cute young thing with a soft, pale body and abundant enthusiasm for sex. In the least effective pairing, Chris is getting it on with Betti, a brunette with a robust figure and who I didn't find too attractive, who right from the off looks frozen, even in kissing him.

Alberto shows up and when Suzy answers the door, he turns her round and fucks her right there and then. I like his style! They then go through to the lounge where the other couples are enjoying sex to various degrees - Mesy is getting off on Csoky's cock, but Betti just moans one- dimensionally with a fixed expression.

Anal all round then, plenty of it and very hot too, with Mesy enthusiastically riding Cosky's cock. I like the naughty smiles exchanged between Suzy and Alberto as she prepares her ass with a butt plug - I think she is capable of something really kinky - prior to her getting on to Alberto's dick for a lengthy anal fuck. Again, "raw" is the word. She can even smile when showing off her gaping holes! Lingering views of Mesy's seriously gaping sphincter also feature before the scene races to a climax via an exchange of partners, a DP for Mesy and some turn- taking at her ass, before the girls each have a man shower their boobs in semen. The scene fades on a smiling Suzy, highlighting her appeal (her physique is as stunning as her relish for relentless anal), but cute little Mesy is certainly worth a commendation too.

Eva, Chris, Csoky
Setting aside a frustrating set-up, with really wooden acting, Chris's plans to shoot a video with Csoky's girlfriend Eva go slightly awry when he finds he can't keep his hands off this curvaceous girl. As soon as Csoky has left the room, he dives between Eva's thighs to taste her plump pussy. Csoky is persuaded to make a deal with Chris and they then both take her on video.

Eva is not especially attractive in my eyes and though she has the required nice tits (a ripe, hanging pair with big outstanding nipples) she lacks the enthusiasm for the sex. Essentially she sucks cock and they fuck her fairly vigorously on the sofa in several positions, but she doesn't return the energy the men put out. In the end they pop their wads on her tits. It wasn't disastrous, but given the number of great girls around who really show some commitment to their scenes, I can't think why Christoph would hire someone like Eva, even allowing for her admittedly enticing boobs!

Liza Pirelli, Yann, Rodolphe
Now Liza I like - she's something of an atypical porn girl, with with an attractive but strong- featured face, shorter dyed-red hair and a full, womanly figure well presented in a tight little sweater and long, figure hugging skirt. She's smart, stylish and confident, and needless to say her big boobs are very nice...

Liza uses her feminine wiles to ensure payment when the surly duo of Yann and Rodolphe turn up at her office, refusing to pay for the girl they have had from her agency. Liza's good English and self-assured manner means she gets by all right, but the boys' acting is as bad as their jumpers. Suffice it to say that her attempts to appease them mean she ends up with Rodolphe's cock in her mouth. He has to make the most of it, because when Yann's interest is aroused, he monopolises Liza's attentions, though Rodolphe gets an occasional chance.

In the bedroom, this responsive lady takes a really good dicking from Yann and lets us know all about it. It's a toss-up whether she's really getting off or she's been watching one too many US porn flicks and has that act down. Anyway, it's not long before she's applying lube to her own ass and accepting dick between her plumptious cheeks. Sadly it doesn't last long enough, and for whatever reason she has to check out of the anal early. No problem though, this just means she gets fucked nice and hard in the pussy, including a brief double pussy penetration, and I must say that this part her responses seem quite genuine. Of course, there's plenty of emphasis on her big tits too and it's these that get the benefit of a shower of sperm from the guys to wrap things up.

Overall
This is a rather mixed bag and I can't say I enjoyed it as much as some of the other Clark productions I have viewed so far this year. There are some really hot women, some really nice tits and some really hot sex but this has to be set against some sub-standard performances and some dodgy set-ups. The indifferent dialogue is made worse by poor sound recording, also true on the rather meaningless introductions, and in places the lighting is not set right, meaning shadows are cast on crucial areas!

I don't want to be too critical, because for tit lovers there is plenty of emphasis on jiggling chests! I did enjoy the sex in the scenes with Mallory, with the three girls, and with Liza, plus setting aside the quite unnecessary "rape" set-up (I should re-state that; no force is depicted, but even in a purely dramatic context it implies the initial contact at least is non-consensual), the scene with Daniella. If you have to choose, I suggest you go for A Bevy of Blondes, Birthday Booty or, if you are hankering after something a little harder, Hardball 11.

And here's a thought: three out of the last four movies I have watched, including this one, did NOT feature David Perry. Surely something of a record when it comes to Euro porn - and surely the ONLY three movies made in Europe not to feature Monsieur Perry! I have no real feelings about the male performers but I think even with his generally blasé manner (well, wouldn't you be if you got to have sex with numerous young, hot girls every day of the year? Such a chore!), Perry is preferable to the likes of Rodolphe Antrim. Sorry Rodolphe, but it's pretty obvious why Liza preferred Yann Scott!

DVD Comments
As has become standard with Evil Angel DVDs, the presentation of the menus is slick and the options varied. The usual play movie, chapter menu and sex-act-themed Fetish Menu are augmented by extras such as a photo gallery, that same old Christoph biography, limited filmography of Daniella and Suzy and most interestingly - extra footage. This includes more sex (though perhaps not as much as on some other discs), Christoph's director's notes where he explains each scene to the editor, and something I heartily approve of - footage of the photo shoots for the box cover images and other stills. This is a really great idea because it gives you the chance to linger over the luscious looks of the lovely girls, and it allows Evil Angel to add value to the disc and include more tease footage without taking away running time from the main objective, the hardcore sex. There are no language, subtitle or multi-angle options. Picture quality is reasonably good, though some of the darker areas may seem a little grainy, and audio is OK quality wise, bearing in mind the criticism of the original recording.