Hello Titty Review

What I Liked
Value. 20 scenes, 3 hours of naturally busty ( 1 gal here has implants) Asian babes getting boinked. Bonus, the genitals aren't tiled/pixelated ! The Breastesses. Yeah. Big, bouncy, wiggly & wobbly...just the way I likes it. The Bush. Hey, get that razor away from there ! These Asian lovelies sport the retro-bush look....furry & fuzzy, & oh so cuddly . Good God I hope this heavenly hirsute pubic look catches on stateside. Mmmmm, bush . The Noise. Tired of the usual porn vid verbage ? " Fuck me with that big cock/elbow/cuisinart/shovel, you mother fucker/superior/may I/Danzig". Yawn . Here, the ladies coo & squeeeeel, and make non-generic/rote fuck noises....okay, maybe I dont understand what all's being said, but I say happy sex noises are the universal language....fuck Esperanto . Most Unique/Culture-Centric Comeshot. Oh sure, there's lotsa facials here, tit pops, & baby batter to the bush sperm delivery shots . But my fave occurs when one enterprizing gal, after having her boobie bathed with sperm-drop/flower soup, picks up and eats the pearl jam with.......chop sticks !!!!

What I Disliked
What ? Twenty scenes, and you couldn't fine ONE asian babe to do back door lovin' ? NO, zero, nada girl-in-scene id's . Just a big, quick list at the start of the dvd. This sucks. How the eff am I gonna look up any of these babes for past/future fuck scenes to check out ??? Maybe Sbando can open up a " Asian Babe Index " website ?

DVD Quality
Good sound/visuals . Weak extras, trailers & a photo gallery . 3 hours/20 scenes, but I think the scenes are trimmed a bit to fit .

Overall Thoughts
Definite good case of lotsa bangage for the buck . If you can get pasts the lack of helpful scene/actress id's, this is a cool dvd, and should satisfy those needing a fix of natually busty Asian beauties . peace, barrettman .