Hellcats 13 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/22/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 190 min.

Production Date: 5 / 15 / 2007

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Alexis Texas, Brianna Love, Jocelyn Jayden, Kelly Broox, Lorena Ssanchez, Sintia Stone, Benjamin Brat, Chris Charming, Marco Banderas, Rick Masters, Tyler Knight, and of course, Joey Silvera

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Joey Silvera seems to have an infectious mood that could take complete nobodys and turn them into sexual dynamos. With the girls he has here I'm really looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It's yet another very solid Joey Silvera release with Brianna Love turning out one of her best scenes yet.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of passionate gonzo sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting overly nasty sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but there are a few minor background noises and moments with the balance. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks good. There's just a hint of grain and a few minor moments with the lighting, but for gonzo porn it's definitely above average.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu nicely blends a little animation with a few clips form the movie before settling in on a nice still of Alexis Texas with a bit of action in the back for a good first impression. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene, the name of the girl in the scene, and which part of the scene it is, and goes with a kind of split screen look that's a very nice change from the typical chapter menu.

The Feature

Joey Silvera is back with just what you've come to expect from him. There's plenty of tease with a little something now and then to set things up.

Scene 1 – Alexis Texas and Marco Banderas

Alexis, a cute dirty blonde with a booty that seems to go on forever, starts out in a string of pearls, a black bra, a little white skirt, and black and white fingerless gloves showing off for Joey as she chats with him. Joey calls in a very happy Marco to join them and kisses and gropes his way around her as she and Joey talk a little. They kiss passionately before Alexis leads him into another room for a little more kissing, titty sucking, and a face dance. Alexis leans forward to sixty-nine Marco while moaning in approval of how he's tonguing her, and after sitting up to enjoy his tongue even more gets on her knees and works Marco over with a bit more head. She rides him cowgirl style and lets Marco pick her up to fuck her in midair before getting down to suck him clean again. Alexis moves on with a reverse cowgirl ride and lets Marco fuck her doggie style before he pulls out and nuts on her ass with a slightly below average load. He goes right back to fucking her after popping, and after boning her a while longer and letting Alexis show off her great ass, strokes himself to a second pop on her ass.

This is a darn hot scene. Alexis looks fantastic, and she has great chemistry with Marco. The two of them seem to hit it off right away, and the chemistry never leaves the scene. There's great energy and great vocals, and Alexis comes off with the natural enjoyment of sex that Joey so often brings out of the girls in his movies. The camera work is also nicely done and does a great job of capturing the penetration, Alexis' reaction, and of course, her ass. This is a very nice scene to start the movie with.

Scene 2 – Jocelyn Jayden and Benjamin Brat; Jocelyn Jayden and Joey Silvera

Joey and Ben head over to blonde Jocelyn's place to see about some gym equipment that Ben's interested in. She greets them at the door in a white tank and pink shorts with a large sucker and lets them know that it's her dad's equipment and that he's not home, but they can still check it out. They chat a bit as she leads them up the stairs and down the hall to check it out, but when Ben says that he wants to buy it Jocelyn decides it was bought for her and she doesn't think she wants to part with it. She lets Ben know that she'll spot for him if he won't take it, and then heads out of the room to change from her pink sweatshorts into wide black fishnets and lace-up dress boots. Jocelyn lets them know that she'll do anything to keep it and can be very persuasive in many ways before Ben rips open her stockings and plays with her pussy as she squats down in front of him on the staircase. He admires her holes from behind with his tongue and fingers while mixing in a few slaps for her big ass, and lets Jocelyn taste her ass candy from his fingers before letting her get down and suck his cock. They start fucking cowgirl style on the staircase before moving down below for Ben to fuck her pussy on the carpet and her ass on the couch from behind. He keeps fucking Jocelyn's ass as she goes from her side to her back with Jocelyn vocally approving of how he's fucking her. Jocelyn finishes Ben off orally, and then takes a very nice pop in her mouth and over her tongue that's still purple from her sucker. As soon as she's done with Ben, Jocelyn turns her attention to Joey and takes a pop from him in her mouth as well that she shows off and swallows down.

This is a hot scene. Jocelyn plays into it very well, and I love the change from workout girl to slut girl after Ben tries the equipment. She puts out both holes very well through the scene, and works her eyes just as well. Perhaps most surprising is how well the scene works for its length. The action is fairly limited for the thirty five minutes the scene lasts, but it's so well drawn out with all of the tease that it fills the time extremely well. This is another hot scene.

Scene 3 – Sintia Stone, Chris Charming, and Rick Masters

Blonde Sintia starts her scene sitting in a chair wearing a sexy black and white fetishy dress with black and silver porno pumps talking somebody breaking into her house and putting a gun to her head before Joey makes sure that it's exactly what she wants for a story to lead into things. She decides he can make it more if he wants before she chats outside with Rick for more ideas and shows off her great ass and pierced pussy. As she shows off a gun comes out and is pointed at her that she starts to suck as it's cocked. It's pointed around her body and poked into her before the scene cuts to Sintia inside sucking and stroking Rick and Chris as they work her over with their fingers and slap her ass. Chris starts fucking her doggie style as she swallows Rick's cock, and when she tells Joey they're not being rough enough with her Rick starts pounding her ass from behind as she throats Chris's cock. She moves forward to ride Chris cowgirl style, and soon after Rick joins in to double stuff her. The guys keep double stuffing her standing up with Sintia bracing herself against a wall as well as in reverse cowgirl on the couch. Sintia makes sure to get in a little ass to mouth action as well as the guys spear her sphincter in cowgirl and doggie before she sucks each of them and Joey to a nice pop in and around her mouth.

This scene just didn't do it for me. I know the gun thing is a turn-on for some people, but it's a complete wood and mood killer for me and I got out the remote control because of it. After that, the scene never recovered for me. Sintia is good looking and does a very good job taking the guys in each of her holes, but the gun play completely lost me.

Scene 4 – Kelly Broox, Lorena Sanchez, and Benjamin Brat

Lorena arrives at Joey's door in a little white top and plaid skirt looking for some candy telling him that Aubrey sent her over. Kelly, who's looking wonderfully slutty in a little black outfit and knee high black stockings, and Ben stop playing on the couch so Kelly can get a bowl of candy. She feeds a bit to Lorena and enjoys a piece herself before they move back to Ben to eat the candy wrapped around his cock together. Ben and Kelly team up on Lorena to strip her down while worshiping her body before the girls kiss as Ben helps Kelly strip down. Ben tongues and fingers Kelly's ass before having the girls lick his finger clean and suck his cock again, and Kelly even kicks things up a bit eating Ben's ass while Lorena sucks his cock. Kelly lets Lorena have the first fuck cowgirl style before getting up for her own cowgirl with Lorena helping by licking her ass at the same time. The girls let Ben take them doggie style next with Kelly giving up both her holes with Lorena eagerly sucking his cock clean. The girls play a little as Ben fucks them, and even sixty-nine through some of the doggie. Lorena continues to offer up her mouth for Ben's cock as he fucks Kelly's ass missionary style, and Kelly and Ben get a little more far out with him eating a candy bar out of Kelly's ass and swapping it over to Lorena. Ben blows his wad between the girls as they offer up their mouths and tongues, and Lorena licks some off of Kelly's face and they kiss a bit more. Afterwards Lorena lays back to play with herself as Kelly watches and sucks her nipples to help her cum. Finally, Kelly chats with Joey as she shows off a little more.

This is a hot scene. I'll admit to having a soft spot (or maybe that should be a hard one?) for Lorena, and she doesn't come close to disappointing here. The “candy” opening was mildly amusing, but bringing the candy bar in for Kelly's anal play late in the scene got a little too circus act for me, and not just due to the turd resemblance of a Baby Ruth. Although Kelly is the only one to take it in the ass, that never left Lorena out here and she nicely got into the scene with the ass to mouth action as well as helping out. There's very nice chemistry through the scene and it also moves along at a nice pace. This is yet another hot scene.

Scene 5 – Brianna Love and Tyler Knight

Brianna starts out the final scene in black fishnets that show off her ass amazingly well along with a clear and black corset, a studded black collar, clear porno pumps, and tinted black framed glasses. She lets Joey admire her ass and eyes before heading to the bedroom where Tyler's waiting wearing only a pair of black boxers and a smile. They kiss and admire each other's nipples before Brianna gropes him through his shorts before sitting on his face as he lays back on the bed. Brianna smothers him a bit and lets him tongue and finger her holes before pulling his cock out to stroke and suck. She has him lick her glasses before smothering him again and sixty-nining him. Brianna gets down so she can see how much of Tyler's cock she can take down her throat while on her knees before riding him cowgirl style to show off more of her ass. She gets off to suck Tyler's cock as he fingers her ass, and then gives it a couple fingers before fucking it with a glass toy. Tyler joins in to fuck her pussy missionary style at the same time, and even has Tyler suck her toes. Of course Brianna takes a good taste of her toy, and after a bit lets Tyler move on to fuck her ass missionary style. He tongues and plays with her ass a bit as she rolls onto all fours for him to fuck her ass doggie style, and of course lets her have more tastes of her ass as well. They keep going with an anal cowgirl ride before Brianna lays back and lets Tyler play with her ass as she holds a magic wand on her pussy until she lets go with a few squirts that make Tyler smile even more. Finally, Brianna licks Tyler's balls as he strokes himself to a solid dribble into her mouth. After they're done, Brianna shares a few stories with Joey.

With the exception of a dribbly pop, this is a fantastic scene. Brianna looks as great as ever and there's a sparkle in her eye that will lift up and scene. Throw in some great playfulness with Joey and fantastic chemistry with Tyler and this is a guaranteed winner of a scene. It's definitely the longest scene in the movie, coming in at nearly an hour, but between the eye candy factor of Brianna and the chemistry with Tyler it's almost impossible to look away from the scene. As good as Brianna is, Tyler makes it just as fun as he looks like he's having the time of his life pleasing her and being pleased by her. This is a great scene that lifts up the entire movie.

Hellcats 13 is a darn hot gonzo release that gives you everything you've come to expect from Joey Silvera. There's a touch of creative nastiness to a bit of the movie, but more than anything there's a wonderfully perverted feeling that comes out of the viewer being able to feel how much Joey's enjoying watching the action even without some of his comments. The Brianna Love / Tyler Knight scene alone is reason enough to pick up this movie, but throw in girls like Alexis Texas, Lorena Sanchez, and Jocelyn Jayden and you have a real winner on your hands. The only scene that didn't do anything for me was Sintia Stone's, and that's just because as somebody raised around guns and taught to respect them from about the time I could walk, gun play mixed with sex does nothing but kill any wood I might have going. This is another very solid Joey Silvera release, and if you've enjoyed any of his work in the past you're going to find plenty more to like with Hellcats 13.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery includes about forty four great looking snapshots. Trailers are included for Storm Squirters 2, Black Power, and Hellcats 12. There's also weblinks, a bio for Joey Silvera, a cast listing by scene, Evil Angel filmographies for Sintia Stone, Brianna Love, Lorena Sanchez, Kelly Broox, and Alexis Texas.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, anal, ass to mouth, group, DP, lesbian, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), interracial, toys, feet, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Evil Angel’s DVDs can be found online for between about $18 and $30, with a few stores offering them in the $20 range. If you're a fan of Joey's movies, this one's going to be well worth the money. You have all the passion and enjoyment that one's learned to expect with him along with above average technical aspects for gonzo porn. Sadly there's no real effort put into the extras, but that's nothing new with Joey either. This is a hot movie on a decent overall DVD.

Note to Joey Silvera / Evil Angel: Things like the blowjob at the end of Jocelyn's scene and the story at the end of Brianna's aren't bad in the movie, but it might have helped the overall DVD out more by including them as a bonus segments.

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