Haze Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  11/13/2004

Director : ChiChi LaRue
Cast : Taylor Hayes, Holly Halston, TJ Hart, Dee, Keri Windsor, Dasha, Lola, Steven St Croix, Troy Halston, Eric Everhard

DVD Extras : Chapter selection, positions room, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, trailers, photo gallery, weblink, multi-angles on/off

Trailers : "Girl of my Dreams", "Looking In", "Double Header", "Sold"

5 Bonus Clips :
Taylor Hayes & Lee Stone in "Dashed"
Taylor Hayes & Eric Price in "Double Cross"
Taylor Hayes, Rafe & TJ Cummings in "All Wrapped Up in Life"
Stormy, Shyla Stylez & Michelle Lay in "Dumb Blonde"
Kelsey, Chandler & Jenna Davis in "Thrills II"

Behind-The-Scenes extra : (15 mins) Keri gets glitter applied to her pussy, Eric discreetly fondles Dee's legs while ChiChi coaches them, the rest is ChiChi being his usual self, hollering directions and encouragement during the filming of the sex scenes. No interviews.

Short Story : Welcome to the offices of Taylor Hayes, PhD. The naughty psychiatrist rummages through her private files for our enjoyment, but isn't she the one that would need some thorough examination ?


SCENE BREAKDOWN :

1) DEE, KERI WINDSOR & ERIC EVERHARD

In a deserted alley, uptown girl Dee gets trapped by a couple of troublemakers, Eric Everhard in baggy jeans and a bandana, and Keri Windsor wearing a white afro wig. Dee doesn't seem too flustered and pulls a Patricia Hearst, falling in lust with her aggressors. Keri avidly licks at Eric's shaved bunghole and also does a good job of deep-throating the stud, but this wig really gets in the way. Eric squats on Keri's face for more tongue lashing, then leaves the place for Dee to reciprocate. Really excellent, nasty foreplay. Then Eric powerfucks Dee in reverse cowgirl, slamming his massive tool into her tight latina body while Keri continues to stimulate his groin. The blonde minx looks awed as Eric lifts Dee and fucks her standing up, which gives way to great low-angle shots of her ass smashing on his cock. Both girls are very vocal throughout. They switch to just-as-intense missionary and spoon and a drenched Eric finally splashes on Keri's butt. An awesome opener !

2) TJ HART & STEVEN ST CROIX

In his office, psychiatrist Steven StCroix fools patient TJ Hart into thinking a blow-job is the solution to all of her problems, which may hold a candle. She deep-throats his (already erect) penis, then after they disrobe, StCroix plays a short game of hide & seek, walking away from her throat and charging again inside her open mouth. TJ then lays on a desk, letting him finger her tight-hole and lick at her snatch. She smiles a lot, looking like she genuinely enjoys the attention. She stays on the desk for a nice, long missionary. Steven interrupts his probing, looking like he's ready to pop, but decides to charge back at her throat again. She lays on her stomach, still smiling, offering herself for the doggy, then he comes on her chest. A good, efficient scene, elevated by the obvious chemistry between both performers.

3) HOLLY HALSTON & TROY HALSTON

Holly wears a baseball helmet and giant shoulder pads as she fondles coach Troy through his shorts in the locker room. Holly and Troy are a real-life, great-looking couple that always give good energy and tenderness to their scenes, and though they're puppets in this fantasy vignette that is primarily designed to showcase director LaRue's homo-erotic obsessions, their connection still comes through. They indulge in a long and intense foreplay session, where Holly stays suspended upside down by her lovers' shoulders as he lovingly tongues her tight snatch (and at the end of which Holly finally drops the shoulder pads) before she devours his bubble butt as he lays on the bench. She then takes his place for a slow missionary, her fit, tight body gorgeously displayed in high-angle shots. Flawless framework throughout the whole sequence. They briefly switch hole in the same position, then continue in anal cowgirl that once again emphasizes Holly's shapely body. He comes (abundantly) on her chest.

4) DASHA, TAYLOR HAYES & LOLA

The three beauties are locked in a prison cell, the same one used in "Dashed" (more or less starring the same performers), which leads me to think that both movies were shot back to back. They all wear pink bras and tight jeans, and Taylor sports a silly blonde wig. Lola & Dasha start by licking Taylor's twat, then it's Dasha's turn to be cared for by Lola. Taylor is surprisingly detached, faking interest and barely encouraging Lola's oral attentions. Then Dasha turns the tables on Lola, vigorously finger-fucking the lithe brunette. It could have been an okay g/g, but Taylor's lack of interest is very much a hindrance here.

5) TAYLOR HAYES & STEVEN ST CROIX

Supposedly the climax of the movie, the long-awaited Taylor b/g turns out to be a huge disappointment. This time, Taylor wears a red wig (slightly less silly than the blonde one) that obstructs her face during the blow-job. On a desk opposite, a duplicate Taylor (her subconscious ?) masturbates while watching the scene. The wig gets dropped (thank God !) and Taylor keeps on giving good head, but where is her trademark smile ? You may as well enjoy the low-angle shot, because it may be the last time you see Taylor's face, as Steven then power-mishes her on a leather sofa, and as sometimes happens with Steven, he dominates the scene so much that the girl just disappears. After some sweaty thrusts, he splooges on her belly. A total let-down.


THE LOWDOWN : Anybody wanting to purchase this one to complete his Taylor Hayes collection is heading for some major disappointment, as the former Vivid queen looks worn out and utterly fake in her 2 scenes. This was filmed towards the very end of Taylor's tenure as a contract girl, and it's very clear here she longed to be somewhere else. On the other hand, we still have 3 surprisingly good scenes carried by the supporting players. As such, I guess "Haze" could still be recommended as a cool vignette movie for couples, but Taylor Hayes fans will want to stay clear of it.