Hardcore Whores (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Following many years watching, and a couple of years reviewing porn on this very site, I consider myself a porn connoisseur and certainly not someone who would choose a title based solely on the box cover. Having said that of course, Sharka Blue looked so damn cute on the box cover that I decided that a serving of European girls was just what my porn palette needed after a few months of nothing but American steak.

The opening scene features our cute cover girl, Sharka Blue. The structure of this scene reminded me of Tear me a New One, as Sharka gets a short ass fucking from a number of individual guys before the mini gang bang begins.

I could have done without the smoking but at least Sharka looks smoking in her bra and panties and gold heels. A short fingering of Sharka’s ass before she walks into another room to be fucked by the first guy. The highlight here is some spoon anal with good ATM from Sharka.

Sharka must be easily board however, as she now crawls towards Brandon Iron’s cock where she takes a tight looking doggie anal while being reassured by the director that this is anal sex and so it is suppose to hurt. There is then some standing spoon, with Sharka’s ass towards the camera, which shows us great shots of penetration.

Not even the bathroom is safe as Sharka finds a stiff cock sitting on the toilet. Some great shots of standing doggie here with Sharka’s foot up on the side of the bath.

The action now moves onto the main event as the guys share Sharka in a mini gang bang on a strategically placed mattress. The guys begin by taking turns in her ass while she fills her mouth with the remaining cocks. The action really hots up however, when Sharka rides a couple of consecutive cocks in RCA and then another in cowgirl, although the latter is all too brief.

Sharka is now sandwiched in reverse-cowgirl before more vigorous ATM, and then it’s a conventional DP with both guys taking a turn in her bunghole. Sharka takes three open mouthed facials to finish the scene, although the guys are not convinced that she swallowed and so convince her of being a cum dodger.

Sharka is ultra cute and shows more enthusiasm than you would normally expect from a European girl, but I’m not a big fan of these scenes and the cutting, while not spoiling the scene, took away something of the scene’s fluidity.

Sharka 9.0
Scene 8.5

Victoria Lanz is playing the part of a hooker from an agency, which isn’t very inspired, but at least she is well cast. Victoria is an attractive blonde, but in contrast to little Sharka, she has fake D cup breasts and is wearing thigh high black leather boots.

The guys soon have her black panties off and she sucks dick as if her life depended on it while the guys attack her pussy. We see spoon and cowgirl before we see a hot looking cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl anal. Some pounding doggie anal now, as Victoria gives some deep, no hands head and then some balls deep missionary anal. The guys really get their money’s worth however, by sandwiching her in cowgirl followed by an enjoyable bronco ride in cowgirl, which Victoria really seems to get off on. Pussy to ass doggie follows, complete with gaping, before we are back to cowgirl anal with some great sounds of balls on buttocks and some deep ATM from Victoria. Victoria seems to be another cum dodger but the guys at least leave her face looking like the proverbial bill poster’s bucket.

While Victoria couldn’t match Sharka for looks she still put in a good performance and the scene flowed well with some really hard anal and good blowing from Victoria. If you like them big and blonde, you’ll dig this scene.

Victoria 8.5
Scene 8.5

The third segment features the only brunette in the film, Simone Style. The scene begins with a strip from Simone and then we get a good look at her tight body as she leans forward to give head. Two further cocks arrive, and Simone does a good job in keeping them all happy.

The scene wastes not time with foreplay and so its straight into the anal action as the boys taken turns in fucking Simone from behind while she muffles her moans with some cock.

The shoes then come off for some RCA, and then Simone’s exquisite ass gets filled in cowgirl, where thankfully she is given a break from cock gobbling so she can scream in pleasure.

This short scene ends with a three-way facial.

Simone 8.5
Scene 8.0

I really enjoyed the opening to this scene, with Carmelita, another Euro blonde, stripping on the stairs to reveal a great rack. We are then treated to a great view of Carmelita’s ass as she walks down the hallway in her strappy heels and red panties.

Porn interviews are rarely anything but superficial, ad even more so where the girl can’t speak English, but we do learn that she is 10 and from Prague and that she likes DPs, or the pay check more like.

The action begins with Carmelita bending forward to suck both the Euro studs showing us her little ass and shaved snatch. I was beginning to think that this was the ultimate in couch potato sex but the guys now take turns in fucking her in doggie and cowgirl while she blows the other.

The guys now remove Carmelita’s shoes and prove that she can take a cock in that little butt of hers as she rides in RCA. After some gaping in RCA its on to cowgirl anal and then we cut to cowgirl DP where Carmelita moans in that universal porno parlence of yeah or yar in this case. The scene ends with a double facial.

This was a decent enough scene, and although Carmelita wasn’t that attractive facially, at least by Eurobabe standards, she did have a great body. The scene still lacked an edge however, and one had the feeling that all concerned were going through the motions.

Carmelita 8.5
Scene 8.0

The final scene features a girl better known to American audiences, Liliane Tiger. The scene is a one on one with Tony Ribas and this time no time is wasted with any interviews or stripping. Liliane is facially attractive, although I could have done without the large tattoo on her left shoulder and the couple of clit rings in her pussy. Still, she does look hot riding in cowgirl, and I suppose that’s all that matters.

The backdoor action begins with spoon and then a hot reverse-cowgirl where Liane really seems to get off as she is pounded by Tony as he fondles her breasts. We then have a missionary session with Tony getting a little rougher and Liliane responding by struggling and telling him to shut up. Cowgirl anal is next and this looks great as Liliane squats on Tony’s dick and gapes for her fans. The scene ends with a facial, with Liliane dripping the spunk down her tits.

This was an excellent scene, which showed much of the passion and sense of fun that the previous scenes lacked. Kissing, laughing and gaping in that order.

Liliane 9.0
Scene 8.5

EXTRAS

The bonus scene is a really hot POV blow-job with a cute brunette, Rebeca Linares. Rebeca is from Barcelona, and although she speaks little English, she seems to have a really cheeky, fun personality, which makes the scene really hot, especially when she begins to speak Spanish and look up at Jake with those big, dark eyes.

The behind the scenes is the usual photo shoots and watching the girls dress and there is also a photo gallery.

CONCLUSION

This is a difficult film to sum up because there isn’t anything particularly wrong, but there isn’t anything that really makes it stand out. The two scenes with Sharka and Liliane which bookend the film were the best, but I’m sure they’ve both done better, and so their scenes don’t justify a purchase. The sex was hard, with some good action, but there was too much cutting during some of the scenes and the girls didn’t look all that interested at times.

All in all, a solid rental if you are a fan of Euro girls, but there’s nothing different here to recommend it as a purchase.

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