Hard Days Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/5/2003

You’ll probably find this film listed as HARD DAY’S. I’m sure it is intended to be HARD DAYS, but if these guys want to get possessive it’s okay with me.

The credits at the beginning only list Robert Wild, giving him the full star billing. And no wonder: Robert is a great blond hunk. The film opens with him meeting two young friends in the street and inviting them back to his gym for a workout. (You have a dirty mind, but you’re right.) Once in the exercise room they all strip to their underwear. Robert shows them how to use various equipment. (No, not that equipment—not yet.) Only the most muscular of the twinks, Martin Morgan, imitates Robert. Jeff Burke, the other twink, is just content to watch the muscle-play on these two. (So am I.)

When they leave the exercise room and head for the Jacuzzi we see our first dicks. All are uncut. We are now 10 minutes into the film but these guys have been having a good time. (So have I.) They wrestle around in the water for a bit until one of the twinks, Morgan, goes for Robert’s dick. The other has some too. Then, as Jeff takes over, Robert has a taste of Morgan’s flesh candy. I expected muscular Robert to fuck both of the twinks, but damn if both didn’t fuck him!

We next join Robert in the laundry room. As he waits, he reads Mandate. One of the stories is about a “full body” massage. A young naked guy is stretched on his stomach getting a rubdown from a slender twink with bleached highlights in his hair. He’s not faking it. He really knows how to give a massage. Of course when the client turns over with a boner, the masseur works to take the stiffness out of this muscle. The next thing we know, the masseur is up on the table and the client is sucking him. My, god, but this kid’s dick is huge! The client can scarcely get his mouth around it. Suddenly it’s in his butt. Obviously, this masseur believes in massaging inside as well as outside.

The story has made Robert a little uncomfortable, and when a cute slender twink, Radim, enters a removes his shirt to add it to his wash—Robert becomes even more so. Radim sits down a fair distance from Robert on the couch. Radim is much more interesting than a magazine, so Robert gives him his full attention. He makes several overtures to Radim that are rebuffed. But when Robert just grabs him and plants a French kiss on him, Radim melts like ice cream in a microwave. When Robert’s cock approaches his lips, he opens wide. As Robert slips off Radim’s trouser to do the same to him, he discovers a very long, very stiff dick that is more than ready for some oral blandishment. Radim also has a great sac of balls. There is a great 69 before Radim face-fucks Robert and thrusts that long tool into another opening. A variety of positions are used. Robert cums while Radim is doing some mission work. Radim adds his load to Robert’s belly also. Those big balls do their job.

For the final scene Robert admits three friends to his apartment: Steve Sanders, Ivan Rohan, and Albert Delvin who have come by to use Robert’s Jacuzzi. They frolic in the water until Steve and Ivan get hardons. Albert doesn’t get hard at all so according to the rule of porn: “Get hard or get fucked”, Albert sits on Ivan’s cock. Steve’s stiff piece is before Albert’s face as Albert is riding Ivan’s cock, but he doesn’t suck it. (How could he resist?) Ivan finally sucks it. Steve then has a go at Albert. The scene is a let down after what we have seen before. Had these guys left Albert at home and cajoled Robert into joining them in the tub, it would have been a better scene.

All in all, it’s a enjoyable film. It’s well photographed. The guys are young and handsome; and the sex, for the most part, is uplifting. HARD DAY’S was one of my HARD NIGHT’S.