Handy Man 2, The (PornoStatic) Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  7/31/2014

The Sex:

Scene 1: Carolyn De Lys starts off cavorting around in a leather top and skirt, and plays with herself while waiting for the dishwasher repairman to arrive. Well, two blokes show up to fix the busted appliance, but after a few sexual innuendos, Carolyn is totally down with going down on both guys. From there, Carolyn ends up in the middle of a bridge style boning, and does some sitting cowgirl with one dude while she fellates the other gent. After another round of head, Carolyn does the nasty in a few other positions (such as bridge and missionary) before the guys finish.

Scene 2: Oh yeah...salacious blonde Carmel Moore looks so tempting here. Here, she's a pornstar trying to chill out and watch some Killergram and Pornostatic fuck flicks on her DVD player, but the damned thing isn't working. She's a bit testy when two repairman show up, but soon after learning what Carmel does for a living, one of the guys suggests making their own scene in lieu of Carmel watching one. Carmel is quite receptive to the idea, as evinced by her pulling on both gents cranks before delivering a blowjob. Then Ms. Moore impales her pussy on one guy's schlong via reverse cowgirl. (Carmel is also a bit of a dirty talker, and the way her boobs bounce is awfully nice as well). Then comes another blowjob and some spoon style screwing. Sometime later, Carmel does some cock riding that also includes a foothold, and lest I forget, the view of Camel's rump is very nice. (Carmel putting her boobs in her partners face was a good touch too). After getting skull fucked from above, Carmel takes a missionary style poking. At the end, Carmel jerks one stud off into her mouth, and gets a creampie from the other one.

Scene 3: The busty and inked beauty that is Delta White is having some virus problems with her computer, so she calls...pest control. Huh? So, two exterminators show up, and Delta explains that the computer bug is a rather vexatious pest. Okay, but this is Pornland, and before you know it, some teatime conversation leads to Delta using her pierced tongue on one stud's pecker. Soon thereafter, Delta gets fucked in doggie, with some well done from-below shot action, no less. There also some missionary and a bit of fervid spearing delivered via reverse cowgirl, as well as some spoon action, more missionary and a round of regular cowgirl, all of which is occasionally broken up with some knob slobbing. At the end, Delta pulls on her partner's rod until the lucky guy downloads on Delta's face.

Scene 4: Dark haired Katie Weale is working on on a weight machine, but soon opts to exercise her pussy muscles via some self-playing. There's also a supposedly problem with the machine, so a repairman arrives to check it out. As expected, he also gets a really good view of Katie's ta-tas. Opting for a whole body approach to fitness, Katie begins blowing the guy for a while. Once Ms. Weale finishes with the cock-sucking, she bends over to receive a doggie-style fucking. After another blowjob, Katie does a bit of reverse-cowgirl riding, and then partakes of a 69. There's more action though, such as a cowgirl session shot from few angles, followed by some missionary that ends with the repairman pulling on his stiffie until he pops into Katie's mouth.

Scene 5: Sareena Majewska begins her scene already playing herself, right before two repairman show up...something about a loose box that needs screwing in". After several more sexual innuendoes, Sareena catches on, and lets her visitors finger her slit and then sucks their wangs. The guys then get to work on Sareena's "box", starting off with some cowgirl, followed by more blowing, and then its back to the box with a doggie-style screw session. The boffing continues on with some cowgirl action, a bit of standing doggie style drilling (shot from underneath) and missionary (plus the requisite oral sessions in between), and ends with a creampie.

Scene 6: Some days are better than others, and poor Tina Marie is having some car trouble. She calls for some roadside assistance, but alas, she isn't a member and doesn't have any quid on her to pay for repairs. yet, Tina is able to "work something out" , and thus, the scene changes to our couple in someplace more private, with the pouty-lipped brunette applying an erotic liplock to her new found fuck buddy. In time, Tina gets on top for some reverse-cowgirl, and later enjoys a pussy prodding from behind, and remounts for some regular cowgirl. Tina then gets on her back for some missionary (and keep in mind, between each position is yet more cock-sucking), with a round of mouth fucking ending with the money shot landing in and on Tina's mouth.

DVD Extras:

Viewers will notice that the DVD also has some Galleries, a Cumshots chapter, and a half dozen Trailers.

Summation:

Overall, this was a fairly decent porn vid. Okay, so the premise for one or two of the scenes was either cheesy or otherwise clichéd, but hey, one could overlook it in favor of the dirty deeds that follow. Of course, it was great to see one my faves, Delta White, in a scene. However, in my humble opinion, Carmel Moore stole the show here with her great looks, playful attitude and that sexy voice of hers. Tina Marie and Katie Weale have also graced the TV screen on more than one occasion, and they didn't disappoint here. On the other hand, I just didn't "connect" with Carolyn's or Sareena's respective scenes as much as the other scenes. Still, I found this DVD to be a decent way to spend my porn viewing time and money.