Handjobs Across America 27 Review

Reviewed by Draken  on  8/27/2009

This is a compilation disc of handjob footage from the folks at Homegrown video. As with previous features I've seen from this studio, it starts out with several ads for phone sex, web chatting, etc before you get to the main menu. This disc has five scenes, and the total run time is approximately 90 minutes. That is an average of 18 minutes per scene. Just my personal opinion here, but if I'm on the receiving end of a hand job that lasts 18 minutes, it is a glorious thing. But to watch a hand job for 18 minutes, tends to lose some of its appeal. Especially when it is obvious that they aren't giving good hand jobs since we can see the guys loosing their wood. Quick scene edit, and suddenly, they're stroking away to a renewed erection. One was so bad that they guy has to masturbate himself to get the money shot. Now that is a lousy hand job. This movie would have benefited from more scenes that were shorter in duration. That would have given this movie more variety and a faster pacing that it needs.

Harmony and Mark are in the backseat of a car driving down the street when she starts to give him a hand job. After a scene edit, the light on the camera is on, giving everything an odd yellow cast. Glad that light didn't stay on for very long.

Next up is the lousy hand job given by Natalie Vasquez to Jim. The scene setup is she's a Spanish speaking maid that isn't doing a very good job. If she makes him happy, she can keep her job. We get a POV hand job that is very low on energy as she is more focused on looking at the camera than she is taking care of the cock in her hand. Jim is forced to take things into his own hands in order to get the money shot.

We see Yevonne reading a modern version of the Karma Sutra in the opening of the third scene. An interesting bit of trivia is that I that that exact same book. Of all the Karma Sutra books... Anyhow, Jean Pierre joins her and a very quiet hand job ensues.

Sunbathing in the back yard is Mimi Allen, who removes her top and applies sun screen to her tits for the enjoyment of Jon Dee. She soon focuses her attention on him, using oil as a lube. Not sure if it is suntan oil or something else. She shows some creativity here by giving him a lap dance, but you can tell by the end that her arms are quite tired. Not sure how long it actually took to get him to pop. She cleans up using the outside shower, which she can't seem to get to a comfortable temperature.

Sitting nude on a couch we find Tabatha Tucker and Heather Silk. Lars enters, erect and ready. They lube him up and go to town. They get into some interesting combinations here, as well as try out some techniques I haven't seen before. This one has the best sexual energy of any of the scenes.

Only noted one audio problem with this feature. In the first part of scene #5, the audio isn't synced with the video. For the video, some motion artifacts were noted in the forth scene.

Bonus material here is the same if you've seen any other Homegrown Video feature. Including the same blooper reel that was made in 2006. Hopefully they'll update this soon

You won't be missing much if you pass over this DVD.