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H2O Review

Titan Media

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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/17/2007
The only chemical formulas I remember from high school chemistry class are those for water and table salt. I doubt that Titan will ever make a film titled NaCl but their H2O raises the blood pressure more than salt would.
The film opens with Damien Cross watching porn on TV. It’s an old gimmick, but it still works. Damien is one sexy dude with a nicely haired chest and unlike most American performers he’s uncut. As he watches the first scene on his TV he pulls the foreskin up over the head of his rampant cock.

On Damien’s TV we see a Titan familiar, Francois Sagat relishing the gentle rain than on his naked body. Steve Cruz, a sexy young bear, joins him and licks the rain from Francois’ pits and abs before descending to his crotch. Rocky Torrez now joins the duo tom lick Francois’ burly back. Steve now pulls Francois’ jeans down, grabs his balls, and swallows down his cock. Rocky eats out Francois’ ass. It’s all done very slowly and sensuously.
Francois now does oral justice to Steve’s raging cock. As Steve face-fucks him, Francois cums. Steve and Rocky jack off too.
The fucking begins when Steve leans over a chair and Francois drives in deep. When the camera moves for the traditional underneath shot there is a distracting light that not only shines in the lens but creates a halo on Steve’s butt. I find this surprising from Titan who are usually superb in their technical aspects.
Francois then sits in the chair and Rocky sits on Francois and shoot s a load. Before the scene is over Steve will have a go at Rocky’s ass as well.

Next up in Damien’s porn viewing we find a shower scene with Victor Banda and Jeremy Hall, a young performer who has appeared often for Studio 2000 and Falcon but is making his Titan debut here. He and Banda make a hot couple in a conventional suck-n-fuck that brings a large load also from the viewing Damien.

This is followed by the film’s best trio thanks to the superb physical specimens that take part in it: Andrew Justice, Francesco Giovanelly, and Frank Philipp. Of particular note is Francesco who has a sort of Asiatic look about him that I find most attractive. He serves as a first-class bottom for the other two. I certainly hope Titan makes use of his and the others’ talents again.

Finally Damien gets the real thing. Outside his patio doors in the pouring rain is the incomparable Eddie Stone. If I could have any porn star to room with me it would be Eddie Stone. Had he lived in the renaissance, Michelangelo would have sculpted him. Damien rips off Eddie’s wet tank top to reveal that which would have inspired Michelangelo. The trousers go next and Damien drops down to swallow Eddie’s swollen dick. As he face-fucks the kneeling supplicant, Eddie’s balls bang against Damien’s chin. When it is Eddie’s turn to go down on Damien his hard cock continues to bounce and throb until it spews forth onto the floor. Damien then rewards him by ejaculating onto Eddie’s admirable pecs.
Following this Damien lies back on a coffee table and Eddie lowers himself onto Damien’s dick. Damien lifts his ass off the table to drive even further into Eddie. Then with Eddie on all fours Damien drills him eve harder. The final fuck is with Eddie on his back as Damien holds up his legs until Eddie is covered with both seat and cum.

It is odd that there are no watersports in this film, but Titan has opted to forgo their usual practice and not have a director’s cut for this one. H20 is yet another enjoyable film from Titan and director Brian Mills and well worth your time. So as there is no special version check around on this site for the best deal.



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