Gunnery Sgt. McCool Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/6/2007

GUNNERY SGT. McCool, Joe Gage’s latest film for Titan, portrays the military as a gay enclave wherein Alexander the Great would feel right at home.
It begins when McCool (played by Vinnie D’Angelo) summons Private Tony Masala to determine whether or not the private has been posting pictures of his privates on the Internet. The Sergeant asks fellow sergeant Andrew Justice to determine if it’s Tony’s penis on the Web. Of course, in order to determine this, Tony has to be hard so Andrew gives Tony a hand (and a mouth). Now Andrew’s own cock—which is out and hard—is a real beauty and Sgt. McCool does what he has probably been waiting eons for: he goes down on Andrew’s upturned prick. For a while Tony is forgotten.
After all have jacked off Tony once again becomes the center of attention when we cut to Andrew fucking him doggy style while Vinnie feeds him cock. Another abrupt cut shows Tony getting double-fucked and then we cut back to Andrew fucking him—this time in the missionary position. At no time in this scene do we see a fuck begin. It’s always underway when we join it. As a result this trio doesn’t have the impact it might have had, causing the film to begin with a rather mediocre scene.

Things do pick up when we get to scene two which plays on the idea of marines getting paid to do porn. Jason Ridge is the marine and Tyler Saint the photographer. When Jason arrives at the sleazy motel he is told to take off his clothes. After stripping down to his skivvies he puts those god-awful boots back on. (Are there really people who like to see performers fuck in boots or shoes and socks? If so I am not one of them, finding that a turn off rather than a turn on.) Seeing Jason hesitate when Tyler asks him to start jacking off, Tyler asks if Jason would feel more at easy if he took his cock out also. Jason registers surprise at the size of Tyler’s hardening cock.
To get Jason hard Tyler goes down on him. He then asks Jason to suck him.
“Are you fuckin’ nuts?” Jason exclaims.
Jason is told he need only suck the head of Tyler’s cock. Once Jason starts sucking he takes more and more of the turgid tool. Tyler cums and then slips a lubed cock sleeve over Jason’s cock and jacks him off.
Tyler then wants to fuck him. They begin a monetary negotiation and following a rim job, Tyler fucks the stud marine who is still wearing those fucking boots.

The third scene is better still and is actually the best scene in the film despite the bizarre activities of the film’s finale. It appears that everyone in this film is either a sergeant or a private and so Sgt. Scott Tanner is visited by another sergeant, Brandon Monroe. Before going out on the town Scott introduces his cute young son (Justin Burkshire) to the visitor.
Later when they return, they go into the john to piss. Justin, awakened, watches. Then as Brandon is sleeping on the sofa Justin enters the living room. Justin’s hard cock is clearly outlined in his pajamas. (The kid has a man-sized cock.) He fishes Brandon’s hard cock out of his boxers and is stroking it when his father comes into the room. Brandon awakens and finds his cock in the young man’s hand.
“Suck it,” he orders. And finding no objections from Daddy, Justin does.
All are soon naked and Justin is still sucking. Scott is seated beside Brandon on the sofa. Unable to restrain himself any longer, Scott pushes his son off Brandon’s cock and takes over sucking it himself.
“Just like the old days,” Scott says to his old friend. After a bit he gives Brandon’s cock back to Justin. All jack off. Then Scott asks his son if he would like to fuck Brandon. Of course the young man does and after daddy gives him a condom he shoves his cock up the older man’s ass.
Scott then asks his old buddy if he wants to fuck his son. Brandon condoms up and drives his dick deep into that sweet young butt. With Brandon fucking Justin, Scott now fucks Brandon. (Lucky Pierre.) Again all inundate the sofa with cum.

The final scene begins with the ultra handsome Dean Flynn’s alarm going off at 10:30 in the morning. He hits the snooze button and at 11:00 it goes off again. This time Dean gets up. (I wish I were Dean and could sleep that late. Oh, hell, I just wish I were Dean!)
Apparently overheating has destroyed everything in the sperm bank and urology lab so everyone has to go make new deposits. (I have no idea why these soldiers feel the need to store their sperm.) Private Jason Reynolds is in the sperm bank waiting room when Vinnie and Erik hall enter with their pricks poking out of their pants. Erik follows his prick to the seated Jason and leaves a strand of pre-cum on the young man’s lips. Vinnie orders Jason to go stand and he and Erik sit on the sofa.
Meanwhile in the men’s room Dean is giving a urine sample as lab technician Kai Grant looks on. After filling the plastic cup, Dean finishes up by pissing on Kai’s cock which the lab guy has hauled out for that purpose.
Back in the sperm bank waiting room Vinnie, Erik, and Jason are joined by yet another sergeant (Jean Paul Roccard) who looks like that obnoxious screamer Billy Mays and the singularly unattractive Tyler Kane. Coming back from the men’s room, Dean decides to join them.
When everyone starts jacking off Kai runs around with plastic cups collecting semen.
We cut to find Jean Paul fucking the hot young Jason Reynolds. Jean Paul then fucks Kai. Kai cums after being fucked with Jean Paul’s finger’s up his butt.
Suddenly we are back in the men’s room with everyone pissing on Kai. It’s a very mild pissing scene—nothing on the face and certainly nothing in the mouth.
Back in the sperm bank waiting room, hot sex replaces what up until them has been mainly kink. Vinnie is fucking Dean who is sucking on Jason’s cock. (Jason also sits on Dean's face at one point.) At one incredible moment Vinnie bends Dean over so that Dean can suck his own cock. Dean cums in his own mouth.
This last scene was very disjointed and didn’t have the effect it might have had with firmer control. Nevertheless it is kooky and kinky and certainly different. Any time Dean Flynn is being fucked is a highlight. That section and scene three are the film’s best moments. They alone would make this film well worth your time and money.

In addition to the watersports scenes there is also a second disc accompanying the Director’s Extended Edit that contains a Behind the Scenes, some hot photo sessions, fluffing, a cumshot review, and interviews (one with Justin, Scott, and Brandon and another with Jason Ridge and Tyler Saint) along with previews of other Titan films.