Greatest Squirters Ever, The Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/3/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 177 min.

Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2006

Director: Various, but includes several scenes from Patrick Collins and William H.

Cast: Angela Stone, Ariana Jollee, Cytherea, Flower Tucci, Jeanie Marie Sullivan (extras only), Kat, Kinzie Kenner, Roxanne Hall, Sammie Rhodes, Sindy Lange (extras only), Tiana Lynn, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Billy Glyde, Frank Gun, Jake Malone, Kris Slater, Kyle Stone, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley (extras only), and Tommy Gunn

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: When it comes to squirting scenes, I can't think of a single studio that comes close to Elegant Angel. I can't help but expect this to be a great compilation.

Initial Reaction: It's a pretty darn good compilation!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loves squirting or who is curious why Elegant Angel is considered by so many to be the king of female ejaculation movies

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting some of Elegant Angel's older scenes

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format, and lacks just a little. It's well lit and doesn't have any really noticeable camera motion, but the picture shows a lot more grain than I remember in the original scenes. This is no doubt due to a movie lasting roughly three hours plus almost another half hour worth of extras.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu does an okay job blending a bit of the action with boxcover. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl(s) in it.

The Feature

Elegant Angel brings together some of their favorite squirting scenes from recent years with The Greatest Squirters Ever!. Each scene nicely starts out with the girl(s) in each scene being identified as well as the movie it comes from.

Scene 1 - Cytherea, Roxanne Hall, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and Frank Gun

The opening scene, which comes from Cytherea is Squirtwoman, starts out with a POV feel. After “you” pay Cytherea, she lets Roxanne out of the closet. The girls pet each other a little before Roxanne goes down on her and makes her squirt. Cytherea rewards her with a little tongue action from behind before working on both of Roxanne’s holes with her fingers. She takes Roxanne to a strong orgasm, but no squirt. They let the guys come in, so Frank fingers Cytherea until she gushes before fucking her. As he works Cytherea through missionary and doggie, Arnold fucks Roxanne in the same positions and even lets Cytherea have a taste of her juices from his cock. The girls move up to ride their men in the cowgirls before trading off so Arnold can make Cytherea squirt repeatedly while Frank lets Roxanne have a cowgirl ride and fucks her ass from behind. They each suck Roxanne’s ass off Frank’s cock as he works it through a few positions. Finally, Cytherea lets Frank fuck her doggie style as Roxanne waits below her pussy. He give her a cream pie that runs out and onto Roxanne’s face before Arnold pops on her pussy and lets it run down onto Roxanne. When they’re done, Roxanne driver her tongue in to eat out what’s left and Frank gives her a quick fingering to get her to squirt all over Roxanne one last time.

This is a pretty hot opening scene. There’s great chemistry among the foursome and they keep things moving nicely. I like how the sex balanced pretty well between Roxanne and Cytherea, but it lacked a little by having Cytherea being the only girl that squirts. That said, it's hard to argue against having Cytherea open up a movie with a title like The Greatest Squirters Ever!.

Scene 2 – Cytherea, Tiana Lynn, and Kris Slater

The second scene comes from Squirtwoman 2. Cytherea starts out the next scene sitting on a glass table letting you know that the drink's on her while holding an empty wine glass. She decides to do something about that, and pulls off her panties and hoists up her skirt after showing off a little pink buttplug. She goes to work on her pussy with a vibe as Tiana watches from below the table, and soon after starts gushing over the table. She slides around on it as Tiana licks at the bottom of the table, and even shares a kiss through the glass before Tiana comes up to join her. Cytherea works Tiana to a couple nice squirts with her tongue, fingers, and a toy before going back to working on herself so she can fill her empty glass as Tiana holds it in front of her. Cytherea gives it two good squirts, and then lets Tiana take a drink after an editing break with Cytherea giving a “Fuck you” to anybody who doubted Tiana taking a drink of her squirt due to an editing break.

Kris appears magically for the girls to team up on his cock before Cytherea fills the glass again for the three of them to drink and swap, this time without the editing break but still with Cytherea telling off the viewers. Cytherea gets up to ride Kris to a squirt reverse cowgirl style before letting Tiana ride him to a couple squirts cowgirl style as she works on her ass with her little pink plug. Cytherea leaves the plug in as Kris nails her from behind as she plays with Tiana a little to work her to a little more squirting. Tiana takes it from Kris missionary style, and lets go with a pair of squirts with Kris and Cytherea letting go with squirts of their own as she gives her last squirt. Afterwards Cytherea dives in to eat both their juices from around Tiana's pussy and they admire how far they squirted.

This is a hot scene that left me not caring much for Cytherea. The girls do a very nice job squirting as well as taking on Kris. My problems with the scene is Cytherea. Squirting is something that's often faked, and because of that, doubted by many. Her giving the “Fuck You” to viewers with a camera break that often signifies a little fakery, along with repeating it when they do it in one take so one can't question it, completely lost me as a fan of hers, and shows an attitude that I'm really surprised a company like Elegant Angel that's shown such care towards their product recently left it in. This is a good squirting scene, but Cytherea's attitude completely lost me.

Scene 3 - Tiana Lynn and Jake Malone

Big Wet Asses 6 checks in with one of Tiana Lynn's rare anal scenes next. Tiana starts out in glasses and a black wet bikini giving that same look she has on the boxcover that dang near made me cream my jeans the first time I saw it (as well as every time after) showing off her big wet ass. She quickly buries a couple different buttplugs in it and sucks them clean before moving on with a clear glass dildo. Jake joins her and helps her to show off her ass and drives his tongue up her shitpussy. She puts on his hat when he takes it off, and makes him get nice and close when she fucks her pussy with the glass dildo so she can squirt all over his face. Jake gobbles it up before Tiana sucks hit cock and balls, and after giving him some great eyes sucking his cock Tiana turns around so he can admire her ass. She lies back and works herself to another squirt before letting Jake fuck her cunt, and squirts again after they get in a bit of missionary work. Jake slides his cock briefly into Tiana’s ass before fucking her cunt again and letting her squirt a third time before she rolls over and has him fuck her ass doggie style. She gives Jake’s cock a good sniff before sucking it into her throat a couple times and then moves on top with a bit of reverse cowgirl anal. Of course Tiana sucks her ass off Jake’s cock a few more times, and she even has him lick her ass again and smothers him with her great natural rack before sliding her ass over his cock cowgirl style. Jake keeps fucking Tiana’s ass as she lies on her side before granting her very vocal request for him to cum on her face. Jake gives Tiana one shot of cum across her face before letting the rest go in her eager mouth. She swallows it down and then has Jake get down so she can give him a facial in return.

This is another great scene. Tiana looks as gorgeous as ever, and mixes some nice squirting with a great anal scene. I’m amazed at the ease she took the ass to mouth action and couldn’t help but chuckle at her sniffing Jake’s cock before sucking it the first time. it still has a bit of the feel of the formula, but it isn’t quite as bad here. This is a darn hot scene that easily met the very high hopes I had for it.

Scene 4 – Ariana Jollee, Tiana Lynn, Jake Malone, and Kyle Stone

The excellent Swallow My Squirt checks in next. Tiana starts things out in a black and white bra and panty set with a sexy black garter belt, stockings, and shoes strutting around as Jake Malone begs for juice on his knees with Ariana in a similar red and white outfit with Kyle begging for juice. Tiana lies back on the couch and works herself over until she squirts all over Jake's face and has him eat her ass before Ariana squirts down all over Kyle's face. The two couples come together so the guys can worship Tiana's feet while Ariana works on her pussy to get her to squirt. When Jake comes up to swallow her squirt they make him clean up everything on the floor as well before giving the guys a little oral love. They mix things up a little between the couples before Tiana rides Jake reverse cowgirl style and Ariana rides Kyle cowgirl style. The girls give the guys repeated facials, and even trade partners so Ariana can ride Jake cowgirl style as Kyle gives it to Tiana in doggie and missionary. Tiana encourages Jake to give it to Ariana's ass, so she impales it on his cock reverse cowgirl ride so she can really spray her squirts and then lets Tiana suck his cock clean when she hops off. The guys keep working the girls all around, with Ariana continuing to take it in the ass while squirting repeatedly and Tiana taking it in the pussy while squirting repeatedly. After a bit the girls come back together to sixty nine while the guys continue to give them love, and the guys trade back to their original partners. Finally Ariana takes on Jake with her hand and mouth to take a facial finish from him while Tiana does the same with Kyle. Ariana holds onto Jake's cum so she can swap it over to Tiana, and after Jake loads up Tiana's mouth with his guy goo she swaps it over to Ariana to swallow down. The girls each give one of the guys a facial as well before finishing things up with a kiss.

This is a fantastic fucking scene! There's great chemistry and the cast does a fantastic job. The girls never feel like they have a preference for one guy over the other, and the guys look like they're completely into the girls squirting all over them. The scene moves along at a great pace, and I was almost disappointed when the scene finally came to an end. This is a darn hot scene.

Scene 5 – Angela Stone, Flower Tucci, Sammie Rhodes, and Tiana Lynn

Next up is a scene from Flower's Squirt Shower. Flower starts out in a nice baby blue bikini and skirt sitting on a bench before Angela, Sammie, and Tiana join her to help her out with her horniness. The girls introduce themselves and are giving a couple moments to strut their stuff and diddle themselves before they magically moves to the bedroom to work Flower to a squirt with a pocket rocket and a glass dildo. They focus on Tiana with their tongues and toys next, with Flower diving in down under while Angela and Sammie work her over up above. They trade places a bit as they work Tiana to some nice squirts, and then break it up so Tiana can make Angela squirt while Flower and Sammie play with each other. Flower gets another turn with Sammie fucking her ass using a glass toy, and not surprisingly lets go with a little more squirting before she sucks the toy clean. They keep breaking into couples and coming together as one big mass, and work each other over both naturally and with toys. After Flower lets go with a few squirts from Sammie fucking her ass with a glass toy, the scene finally comes to an end.

This is a pretty good scene. The girls all seem like they're having a very good time, and they mix things up very well fucking each other. I really like how they focus on one girl at a time before mixing things up all over. The only thing that really held the scene back was Sammie's lack of squirting. She really throws herself into working the others over, but with how much Flower, Tiana, and Angela squirt, Sammie's lack of squirting really stood out to me. This is a pretty good scene, but not quite up to the same level as the others.

Scene 6 – Angela Stone, Flower Tucci, and Lee Stone

Flower's Squirt Shower 2 also checks in. Flower starts things up riding up by a pool at night on a bike driven by Lee Stone. She quickly works his cock out before he ever gets off the bike, and happily strokes it while they kiss and he gropes her. He strips down and lies back on the bike for her to start working him over orally, with Flower mixing in some nice eyes and plenty of throat and stroking while also playing with her pussy a bit. She lets go with a little squirt as she works him over, and after a bit lets him know he has a surprise for him inside. They move into the bedroom inside where Angela is tied up on the bed wearing a blindfold, ball gag, and vibrating panties. Flower strokes Lee a little while playing with the remote control for the panties before taking off her blindfold. Flower takes off her blindfold as they play with her a bit, and then takes off the gag so Angela can eat her ass as she sits on her face, sucks Lee back into her throat, and lets him fuck her from behind. OF course Flower lets go with some squirting over Angela's face that she tries to catch in her mouth so she can gargle and swallow down. Flower lets Angela loose and has her suck Lee's cock, and even helps her a little. Flower lets Angela fuck him reverse cowgirl style, and of course she squirts as well. Flower gets in a bit of reverse cowgirl anal with Lee, which of course makes her squirt more, with Angela helping by sucking Flower's ass off Lee's cock. Flower gets up and impales her ass on Lee's cock while Angela adds in a little stroking, and lets Angela have a nice taste of it as well. Of course Angela gets right in to take a full facial when Flower starts squirting, and she doesn't hold back on the ass to mouth either as Flower continues to have Lee work her ass over with a little of the traditional cowgirl. Lee also lets Flower have some anal spooning, missionary, and doggie before Lee fills her ass up with cum for her to cumfart back out as she works herself to another squirt.

This is a hot scene. I love how Flower starts things out with Lee before heading inside to let Angela join in, but I wish Angela would have stayed around for the entire scene rather than falling out for the last bit. There's great chemistry all around, but Flower's definitely the star here with the great ass pounding she takes along with the squirting, ass to mouth, and anal cream pie finish. This is a great Flower scene, but Angela Stone fans might be a little disappointed due to her limited role in the scene.

Scene 7 – Flower Tucci, Kat, and Billy Glyde

Flower's Squirt Shower 2 sticks around for one more scene. Flower starts out the final scene in a sleeveless white shirt, plaid skirt, glasses, and her hair in pigtails telling Kat, who's dressed in a similar outfit, what a little slut she is and taking her over her knee to spank her bare ass while Billy benches next to them. Kat tells her she just likes to tease, but Flower lets her know she's going to work her out and invites Billy to join in. She has Kat strip down for her and grabs a huge red buttplug that's about the size of Kat's thigh and tells her to see how much she can take in her ass. Kat bounces up and down on the toy for Flower seeing how far she can go before Flower shows her hot far she can go while playing with Kat's pussy using her fingers and fucking her with a glass toy. She gets Kat to squirt for her, and gets right down to lick as much of it up as she can before bringing Kat over to suck Billy's cock. They mix in a little ass eating for Billy and Kat, and of course Flower helps Kat out with her oral skills. She has Kat eat her ass while she sucks Billy, and then has her guide Billy into her pussy for a cowgirl ride while Kat sucks his balls. She lets go with a nice squirt before letting Kat get up for her own cowgirl ride, and takes a few more tastes of Billy's bone when Kat hops off. Kat finally lets go with a squirt, so Billy moves up to eat her pussy while Flower cleans up Billy. Kat sits back with a toy as Flower goes for a reverse cowgirl anal ride, and lets Flower shower her with her sapphic spunk before Kat sucks Billy clean and has him fuck her ass from behind. She adds a little oral help and gets right in there when Kat squirts before letting Billy fuck her ass from behind as Kat watches from below while playing with herself. Flower has Kat suck Billy's cock clean of her ass juice and showers her a few times before letting Billy go back and fuck Kat's ass missionary style. Flower gets in a little ass action as well before letting Billy pop on her face and glasses and sucking the last bit out. Kat moves in to nicely clean it up before the scene fades out.

This is a smoking hot scene! Kat and Flower seem to urge each other on a bit, and there's great chemistry between them and Billy. Flower definitely drives the scene, but Kat never seems to hold back from it. Unlike with Angela's scene, there's also a great balance between them with Kat sticking around the entire time. This is a smoking hot scene, and definitely deserves a spot in this compilation.

Scene 8 - Kinzie Kenner, Tiana Lynn, and Tommy Gunn

Things come to a close with a scene from Supersquirt 2. Tiana starts out the penultimate scene lying back on the bed with Kinzie talking about fucking one of her teachers with the help of another girl. Kinzie can't believe it, but Tiana agrees to tell her all about it so long as Kinzie imagines that she's the other girl. They move on with a passionate kiss before magically changing from their sexy white lingerie to naughty school girl outfits being taught by Tommy. They quickly point out that the grammar lesson he's giving isn't for them as her subject is fashion and wonders if she made her skirt too long. They quickly move on to suck Tommy's cock with Tiana also giving Kinzie a little oral attention. Tiana once again starts the fucking out on her back and squirts away after being fucked a bit. Kinzie sucks Tommy's cock whenever she can as he works on Tiana, and is rewarded with a bit of doggie fucking as Tiana watches from below and sucks Tommy when he offers himself to her. Tiana gets back on top for a squirting cowgirl ride as well as squirting away with some more missionary fucking before letting Kinzie have a reverse cowgirl ride. She trades places with Kinzie for a reverse cowgirl ride of her own before letting Kinzie get fucked again cowgirl style. Tiana rides it cowgirl style also and cums on Kinzie's face before she and Tommy team up to give Kinzie a double cum facial. Afterwards the girls share the pop with a great final kiss before the scene returns to the opening bedroom as Tiana finishes eating Kinzie's pussy to give her story a really happy ending.

This scene is every bit as hot as I hoped. Tiana and Kinzie have fantastic chemistry, and do a great job of sharing Tommy. Heck, Tommy often becomes little more than a phantom cock, which always annoys me, but here I just couldn't care with how much both girls were getting into it. This is yet another smoking hot scene, and a very nice end for the compilation.

The Greatest Squirters Ever! is a compilation that shows some very nice care. Although the scenes don't all work to me to the same level, I can't say that there's a bad squirting scene here. In addition to putting some nice effort into choosing the scenes, Elegant Angel has put some very nice effort into the compilation itself. I've always said that a compilation should be able to sell other movies, and Elegant Angel appears to have the same thought. They nicely identify the girls in each scene as well as the movie each scene comes from at the start of the scene, and then give full credits where they not only identify the movie and the girls, but the guys and what scene in the movie the scene was! This really seems to go the extra mile for a compilation, and leaves me really impressed. The only complaint I can have about this release is that it seems to go a little too long. The video is a bit grainy, which I think is due to how much they packed onto this DVD, and I wish they would have left out one scene to have better video quality. If you're at all curious about why Elegant Angel is considered the king of squirting movies by many fans of female ejaculation, The Greatest Squirters Ever! should clear that right up for you.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Big Wet Asses 8, Destination: Dirtpipe, Flower's Squirt Shower 3, Sugar Walls Black Tales, Supersquirt 3, and Swallow My Squirt 3. The photo gallery lasts a little over four minutes with about eight seconds per okay looking screen capture. There's also a bonus scene.

Bonus Scene – Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Sindy Lange, and Mark Ashley

Bottle blonde Jeanie, in a little gray and pink outfit with striped stockings, and Sindy, in a sexy black bra, panties, and fishnets, sit back on a couch and watch each other diddle themselves. Sindy works herself to a nice squirt over Jeanie, and looks like she might again when Mark arrives. He pulls up Jeanie's panties so Sindy can play with her pussy while Sindy sucks his cock, and gives Sindy a little finger play as well. It sounds like Mark gets her to squirt a little, and afterwards rolls her around so he can fuck her missionary style while she continues to play with Jeanie. He gets her to squirt again before moving over to fuck Jeanie missionary style as Sindy showers her from above. Mark moves Jeanie around to take her from behind while she works Sindy to another squirt, and then lets Sindy ride him cowgirl style to a few more small squirts as Jeanie watches from below. Sindy sucks his cock clean before letting Jeanie ride Mark reverse cowgirl style to a great orgasm, and gives Mark a few showers and a good taste of her ass before sliding down for a reverse cowgirl ride of her own with plenty more squirting. Jeanie gets back on Mark for a cowgirl ride and collects some of Sindy's squirt in her hand before getting under her to get a little more of Sindy's squirts as Mark fucks Sindy from behind. She finally gets out from under Sindy to watch Mark fuck her before taking a nice facial.

This is a darn hot scene. I haven't seen much of Sindy, but the little I've seen from Jeanie has really impressed me lately. I really like how Sindy's squirts stick out on Jeanie's plain grey top, and Mark balances himself nicely between the girls. Although the scene lasts about twenty five minutes it never drags, and at times Jeanie just plain seems stunned from Sindy's squirts. Of course, with William H. behind the camera all this should come as no surprise, but there's something about this scene that seemed a little off with the camera work at times. Even with that, this is still a great bonus scene and a very good reason to check out this compilation.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, squirting, group, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), lesbian, masturbation, voyeurism, anal, ass to mouth, toys, and B&D (light)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Elegant Angel’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. This is a great compilation, and a must have if you want a female ejaculation compilation. The sex is hot, and features plenty of great squirting. The technical aspects have nice audio, but the video is a bit weak and grainy. The extras, however, show some very nice care and give a brand new squirting scene. This is a compilation that shows some very nice care.

Note to Elegant Angel: You did a great job with this one, but in the future I hope you watch how much you can put on one DVD and don't sacrifice your technical aspects to put too much in.

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