Greatest Big Bust Video Ever 2, The Review

Reviewed by jayo  on  9/25/2005

The Score Group publishes a variety of magazines for different kinks, but their bread-and-butter is "Score" magazine, which caters to the big-tit crowd. "The Greatest Big Bust Video Ever" is a collection of scenes featuring models who regularly appeared in Score and its sister publications.

It has the typical Score production values: bright, flat lighting, good video and sound, and good camera work. It's not arty, just aimed where you want to be without a lot of annoying pans and cuts. I think the models are more attractive than the amateur-style videos, but they also tend toward freakishly-huge siliconed boobs that don't seem necessary with such attractive faces and tight bodies. Most of the scenes have music that, while it's not exactly good, I find less annoying than the standard porn fare.

There's some nice variety here, not just the same old strip, dip and cum routine that masturbation videos often fall into.

The are twelve girls, and each is broken into multiple chapters so you can skip around.

Alyssa Alps: a blonde wth long, blonde hair and huge, siliconed boobs. She takes a long shower, soaps up and rinses herself off repeatedly. There's no masturbation, just lather, rinse and repeat.

Angel Austin: a pretty brunette with long, medium-brown hair and massive (34FF) siliconed breasts. She begins with an interview (and says she has a degree in auto and diesel repair--write your own jokes), then gets naked for some masturbation, both with fingers and dildos, and including a double-dildo penetration (vaginal and anal). This is the only video where there's significant talking during the action.

Angelique: is a dark girl with long, black curly hair and bulbous, fake tits. She starts off by playing in the surf, and I think I saw the R-rated version of this scene on a Boob Cruise video (which Score also produced). Then it's time to roll in the sand, play with her tits (that's gotta hurt), and back in the water to wet down and some nice digital masturbation in the sun. Then she moves onto the beach, oils herself down and fingers herself some more.

Busty Dusty: a pretty blonde with arguably the largest, siliconed boobs in the show (and that's saying something). She walks onto a set that looks like an old country house, fills up a wooden bathing barrel, strips and gets in. We're treated to some soaping and washing and rinsing, including a lot of attention paid to her boobs, then a dry down. No masturbation.

Colt 45: She could be Busty Dusty's sister, except that her boobs hang a little more naturally. Yet another bathing scene, but this time in a modern bathroom and a walk-in-shower, and she's accompanied by piano music, as opposed to Dusty's pseudo-country and Angelique's mock-Caribbean. Lots of lathering, then she winds it up with a pussy shaving. No masturbation. Between the music and the rain-sound from the shower, I'd say this one I could fall asleep to easiest (but with a smile on my face).

Crystal Storm: a Dolly Parton style blonde, she begins by stepping into a small, old-fashioned bathtub, loosens her lingerie and pours water on herself from a china jug, getting herself thoroughly soaked. Then she strips down (except for her open top), lathers up the soap and starts bathing. Lots of playing and teasing and rubbing, but no masturbation.

Erica Everest: a honey-haired cutie who begins with a workout on a set made to look like a gym. Starts by pumping iron, then puts on the boxing gloves and pokes at the swinging bag, then some time on the stationary bike. Finally she strips off her workout suit for some naked dumb-bell lifts and sit-ups, then oils herself down. Finally we get some masturbation again (the last one was Angelique) with her fingers.

Honey Moons: a brunette with some extra pounds and more natural looking titanic boobs. She doesn't have the dancer's figure the others do, but she's still attractive and she has a pretty smile. We're back in the shower again, but this time for some serious shaving, beginning with her legs and then, with infinite care, her pubic hair. Then we're treated to some self-nipple sucking (of which there's far too little in masturbation videos), more washing, teasing, and then she attached rings onto her nipple and labia. No clean-shaven masturbation, alas.

Casey James: she has long dark hair and massive silicone boobs that look cartoonish to me--they look better stretching out a top than they do out-and-about. She begins by stripping off her clothes and changing into a red nightgown, poses a bit, then changes into a purple gown. More posing, than another costume change into a blue bra and half-slip. Then she finally sheds it all, flops onto the bed and treats us to some serious clit rubbing.

LA Bust, a cutie with short-blond hair who starts out in the kitchen wearing only a pair of Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots. Her big thing is putting whipped cream on her nipples and licking it off. She pretty much covers herself in whipped cream, rubbing it in, licking it off. No masturbation.

Sarenna Lee: a blonde in what looks like a park. She drops the front of her overalls and oils up her huge boobs. A lot of caressing and boob play, then we move to the porch of a house where oiling and caressing continue, followed up by some under-panty finger masturbation and nipple rubbing.

and we wind it up with Tiffanty Towers: a beautiful girl whose long, honey-colored hair is piled up on her head. Another outdoor feature (my guess is another Boob Cruise piece), she teases with a slow strip and caressing, then lots of posing, oiling and more rubdowns, and finally some finger fucking.