Great Big Asses 2 Review
Venom
Studio: Venom
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Sophie Dee, Alex Gonz, Aja Fyne, Kelly Broox
Released on: 7/17/2006
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 10/25/2006
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Septo’s second serving seems similar: star-studded and sexy…but sub-par |
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  2006, 2 hours and 15 minutes Exquisite Pleasures Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Naomi, Sophie Dee, Kyiele Haze, Tiffany Mynx and Kelly Broox  | |||||
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| Great Big Asses 1, which featured the likes of Katja Kassin, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach, Sandra Romain and Luscious Lopez, is going to be a tall order to top. Septo’s certainly taking a step in the right direction by featuring Naomi and Tiffany Mynx prominently on the box cover. But will Sophie Dee and newcummers Kyiele Haze and Kelly Broox be able to carry their share of the weight? | |||||
| Scene One: Naomi with Lee Stone | |||||
 If you’re inviting the adult industry’s best asses to a bash, you simply have to include Naomi (Swallow My Squirt 4). Much has been made of her recent and drastic weight loss but the truth of the matter is, Naomi will always have that “something” about her that doesn’t necessarily rely on how voluptuous she is or isn’t and her ass always looks tight and round enough to bounce a quarter off of, regardless of what any scale reads. Lee Stone doesn’t seem to mind her appearance one bit and the first place he shoves his face is, of course, that stupendous ass of Naomi’s. She has a lot of fun returning the favor, first letting Stone grab a handful of her hair and fuck her face and then she takes over, giggling and smiling as she slurps and strokes his meat until Lee’s literally weak in the knees. When the time comes for him to wiggle and bounce her ass on his lap cowgirl, she leaps high into his lap like an overzealous dog happy to see its returning master. Say what you will about the rest of her, but Naomi in cowgirl is why consumers spend their hard-earned dollars. The belly dancer-like hip gyrations and sexy swivels coupled with the mere extraordinary appearance of her backside is enough to make most fans feel like their money was well-spent. It’s almost a shame when they move to standing/flying cowgirl and then back down to the couch for mish. Lee does plow her something fierce here as Naomi strums her clit and begs Stone to make her cum, but the two do the right thing and turn Naomi on her side, her ass facing the camera, as they continue. Naomi, obviously aware of what her best asset is, writhes and wriggles her ass back onto Lee’s cock as he thrusts and then shimmies up onto all fours so that he can plug her ass anal doggie. ”Oh my God…you’ve got my pussy drippin’” Naomi eeks out as she’s slammed. A little ass-to-mouth cocksucking precedes reverse cowgirl anal, where Naomi is as giving, intense and orgasmic as she’s been in every other position. From here, Stone lifts her up for a little flying reverse anal cowgirl and then positions himself behind her on the sofa, spoon (which quickly becomes reverse cowgirl again). Naomi remains a pro-active (and very vocal )partner (”That’s it! That’s it! Keep fuckin’ me like that!”, undulating her ass back against Lee and meeting his strokes with equal force and great pleasure. In anal mish, Naomi asks ”Do you wanna cum on my face?” and Lee answers by stroking out a load over her face and across her lips. Naomi suckles his tool as Stone catches his breath and the scene fades to black.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Sophie Dee: ”Today I’m gonna get fucked in my ass!” | |||||
 Who can resist the cockney accent and kewpie doll cute looks of fair-skinned and big blue-eyed blonde Sophie Dee (Big Wet Asses 9)? Septo has a surprise for our dear Sophie: he’s arranged to see her double-penetrated. Dee is down and even shows us she knows what’s up by pointing to which of her holes are going to be filled. She says she’s only done a DP once before. Eager to accommodate her, Sascha and another heavily-tattooed unidentified man enter the frame from either side and Sophie eagerly and aggressively two-fists their tools as she spits and gags on them both. ”Keep fuckin’ that fuckin’ pussy!” Sophie says as Sascha hikes up one of her legs to penetrate her from behind standing doggie and she continues to blow his friend. Like a flash, she’s on his friend’s lap cowgirl, slapping her own wide ass with a mouthful of Sascha as she rides. Sascha has a seat next to her so she slides over to ride him reverse cowgirl for a minute before she’s back on her feet, getting banged standing doggie by the tattooed man. She then leads them both by the hand over to a blanket on the grass where she continues to get pounded by Tat Man cowgirl. When she hops off to taste herself, Sascha fills her right back up, sinking his sausage in her twat and then her ass first doggie, then spoon. One quick rotation and she’s getting slammed spoon by the other guy with Sascha’s cock finding it’s way to the back of her throat. Sophie exclaims she’s ready for both cocks at once, so she nestles her pussy down onto Sascha’s prick cowgirl while his friend finds his way into her asshole simultaneously. Dee tastes her ass on Tat Man’s cock and then slides down on it cowgirl before Sascha comes over and starts fucking her ass, d.p.’ing her again. ”Oh fuck yeah, I’m takin’ these fuckin’ big ass cocks like a nice little whore. Shit, my pussy’s so fuckin’ wet!” she says. She gets a nice sampling of pussy and ass juice before being d.p.’d yet again, this time sitting reverse cowgirl anal on Tat Man’s dick while Sascha fucks her pussy. Released from her double penetration, Dee gets on all fours and lets the boys take turns fucking her ass doggie as she gags audibly on the other. She’s more than happy to suck her ass off of both dicks and accept their spunk on her tongue piercing. She swishes both loads around in her mouth and then swallows with a smile. ”Yummy,” she laughs. | |||||
| Scene Three: Kyiele Haze with Sledgehammer | |||||
 I’ve never seen nor heard of Kyiele Haze but she’s plenty cute and she’s got the right ass to be a part of this movie. She’s got a fresh, girl-next-door vibe and an easy smile; very easy on the eyes, as well. She shows off her wares with a little instruction from Septo before undressing and moving over to a blanket on the grass where Sledgehammer awaits. She sucks his cock as she tongue bathes her pussy in a sixty-nine before riding him cowgirl. Haze has got plenty of all-natural body but she mostly just moans and jiggles, she isn’t very active herself. And fans may find the claw tattoos over both of her breasts and the big Playboy bunny tat on her left hip a distraction. Sledge maneuvers her into spoon before letting her ride him reverse cowgirl. A bit of missionary is short-lived before we cut to Haze getting to her knees and catching Sledge’s seed in her open mouth. This scene wasn’t very lengthy and I’ve seen molasses on a cold sidewalk going uphill move with more life and energy than Kyiele. | |||||
| Scene Four: Tiffany Mynx | |||||
 Septo considers it an honor and a privilege to shoot the great Tiffany Mynx and he isn’t shy about saying so or calling her ass perhaps the best ever in adult, making Mynx blush. After showering her with endless praise, Jordan asks to see it for himself and he’s in complete and utter awe, seeing it “in the flesh”, so to speak, for the first time. ”Oh my, this is unbelievable,” he marvels. After admiring her for a bit more, Tiffany starts to get antsy so Septo sends in the cock. Her guy gets it out of his jeans immediately and Mynx goes down on it, getting that half-drunk/half-dazed look in her eyes she’s known to get as she blows. She gives him her typically great head and then bend over the couch to get railed doggie. The guy can hardly wait to sink his dick into that sopping wet hole and barely has his own clothes off before he’s pumping away like a convict out on work release. Mynx gives his prick a quick once-over with her mouth before impaling herself on it reverse cowgirl where she exclaims, ”You are a machine!” as her guy pumps up into her for all he’s worth, leaving her breathless by the time he lies her back for anal mish. Tiffany’s pulled up by the back of her neck to taste her fresh ass on her partner’s cock before getting up to ride him vadge cowgirl. Mynx grips her cheeks and spreads them wide so that we can see the penetration and the tanlines contouring her ass make it look even more stupendous. On her back now, her guy does his best to try to fuck Tiffany senseless missionary and then spoon. The footage here is great as the angle captures all of Mynx’s glorious body. The scene ends equally as glorious with Tiffany on her knees between her guys legs, using her years of honed oral skills to suck and stroke him to completion. That, ladies and gentlmen, is a pro. | |||||
| Scene Five: Kelly Broox with Lee Stone | |||||
 I thought this movie was over. Who on Earth would sequence their movie so that a newb follows a living legend like Tiffany Mynx? Besides, shouldn’t the two headliners and covergirls, Naomi and Tiffany, bookend everything else? I guess not. To her credit, Kelly Broox has a hot little body: a nice shapely booty and two mouthfuls of perky little tits. Septo gifts Kelly with Lee Stone and he immediately positions himself under Broox, who is on all fours, and sucks and nibbles at her pussy lips from beneath. Stone gets out of his jeans, gives Kelly’s pussy one last glob of natural lube and shoves his boner deep in her gash in what starts out as doggie but as Lee slowly twists her body, becomes mish. Using brute strength, Stone manhandles Broox off of the couch and up onto him for some flying cowgirl, pounding her pussy relentlessly in mid-air. Lee falls the couch and Broox, of course, lands on top of him, staying in the cowgirl position. When she finally dismounts, Kelly is actually stumbling around in a daze, Lee has fucked her so well. She staggers backwards and sways before landing between Stone’s legs to suck his cock some more. She stays in place, on her knees and Lee comes around behind her to screw her doggie and then suddenly pulls her backwards so that she’s on top of him reverse cowgirl. Stone muscles her back up onto the couch for some mish and the slides her onto her back for piledriver. If nothing else, the heat is there as these two are clearly into each other and really enjoying the sex. Lee’s probably groaning more than Kelly and chances are Broox has never been fucked and tossed around like this before. If Lee’s not genuinely loving her pussy, he’s at least getting a workout as he pulls Kelly back onto his lap, cowgirl, from the piledriver position. After slicking his prick with saliva, Broox throws her ass high in the air for Lee to pound doggie and he goes to town, pumping in and out of her until he works up a gusher that he sprays directly into Kelly’s face and mouth. Overall: I’m torn as to whether or not I can call this a worthy successor to the first installment. There are certainly a few noteworthy moments, mostly from Naomi and Tiffany Mynx and the rest is hit-or-miss depending on your taste. Sophie Dee’s adorable and Kelly Broox has potential. But Kyiele Haze (what an inappropriate last name, considering Jenna came back this year and blew everyone’s socks off) might be the most subdued “porn star” I’ve seen all year long. Of course, with those of you who like to see the docile and demure types simply lie there and get fucked, your mileage may vary. This would make a satisfying and enjoyable rental, but it doesn’t quite meet the high mark set by its predecessor. Special Features:
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