Great American Squirt Off, The Review

Reviewed by Toost  on  10/22/2006

The Great American Squirt Off
Shane's World
Released: Sept 6 2006

Starring:
Angela Stone
Cytherea
Felony
Flower Tucci
Kat
Lexi Love

Non sex roles:
Ron Jeremy!
Leah Luv
Jason form Adult DVD Talk

2 hr runtime

This is reality porn. Have you ever wanted to see an American Idol for porn? Well this is it. Except here, the judges are not you, but The Hedger, little anal slut, Leah Luv and some other dude by the name of Jason from our own ADT.
Hold on now! and the winner doesn’t get `years of infamy and suspect recording deals’ but gets squirted in the face by a trio of cunt gushers.

Some of the top names are squirting here, and as you can tell by the title, they do not want anything less than to be hailed as having the biggest pussy squirt waterfall in the U S of A.

Overall this movie is a squirt lovers dream and probably wont appeal to any that are looking for sex in an intimate setting

A negative… The Fake Cheering that plays throughout. It sounded like the “live studio audience” from Growing Pains. Very fake and it takes away from the girl’s performances.

Kat & Lexi Love

Kat in cute little fishnets. The first thing I notice is how tall Kat is… or how short Lexi is?!? One thing is for sure, Kat can really squirt. We get a little reverse cowgirl anal as well as towards the end of the scene courtesy of aforementioned Kat. Great popshot with plenty of real estate taken up on either girl’s face.
Ron & Leah voted for Kat.

Angela Stone & Cytherea

Angela Stone steals the scene from the original Squirtwoman. Mark Davis is in this scene but I will overlook his inclusion. This is called the “Rainmaker” Round…. Somebody must be doing a Rain Dance somewhere because by the time these girls leave the ring there is a three alarm flood.

Angela Stone wins

The Beaker Fill Up Round Cytheria, Angela Stone, Flower & Kat

This scene contains a simple premise; try to fill up the beaker with the most squirt. Here we have four girls squaring off to fill up their respective cups. All the girls look sexy and you can tell that they are really going all out for bragging rights here. In order, Flower fills up the most of her beaker with Angela & Cytherea in a not to distant second tie. Kat follows up in a respectable 3rd.

Now we move on to the next round, Flower Tucci vs Felony.

Felony unfortunately ends up with a lame dick therefore she cannot show all that she has got. But no matter, Flower reigns supreme by ripping Mr. Pete apart, vag, anal and squirt all over the place then had enuff in reserve to jump out of the ring and give her ass up to My Hedge Hog himself, Ronnie Jeremy. Ding ding ding Flower is the winner again!

The next round Going the Distance!

As the title suggests this is a contest to see which girl can squirt the furthest. Flower & Kat are up first. Holy fuck! Where did the fire hose come from! Flower squirts out of the ring showering the whole crowd in the process. At the end of it all Flower seems underwhelmed by her performance like this is just something she does every day. A 156 inch squirt! You go Flower

But wait… here comes Angela Stone… squirt out of the ring and hit the back wall!!! This is definitely a squirters paradise. “Unmeasurable” is he final result for Angela… far beyond what any other girl could do. Angela is the big winner

For the final round, we bring all the girls out to the centre of the ring. Fucking, sucking, squirting, squelching, squirming and screaming ensue. All while our aforementioned judges sit back on the coach and eat pizza! Ron doesn’t know what to go for first, the pepperoni and cheese or the gratis blowjob courtesy of Flower. Well, to round up the final round and the competition, Angela & Flower come out as the winners of the Great American Squirt Off.

Rating 3/5 stars