Grease XXX: A Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/4/2013

Greetings porn fans. I haven't checked out a parody in a little while so I decided to take a look at the latest from Will Ryder and his partner Scott David. The duo have taken on a 1970's classic, Grease! The 50's, cars, hot chicks and now we can add a little nookie to all that other fun stuff. Will has written the script here and Scott overseas a lot of the art work, set, clothing. The guys have combined to put out a lot of great parody porn over the years and now they've taken aim at good ole wholesome Sandy!!! Riley Reid gets this coveted role while Seth Gamble handles the John Travolta role. Pretty good cast all around as you'll see. James Bartholet has a funny role taking on the Madge character who provided plenty of laughs in the Hollywood version. The story as you will see is faithful to what you're familiar with though there is some obvious cutting here and there with material that really didn't suit a porn take. As a whole, though, fans of Grease should notice a lot of nods to the original source material plus add in some fucking 'n' sucking. A big part of this parody would of course be the songs as those were vital to the mainstream movie and a whole team of people wrote and recorded the porn versions of all the songs you like. I think the only one not redone was the Olivia solo song Hopelessly Devoted To You. Pretty much all the others were tackled with rousing success, notably the main Grease theme, the song at the carnival where Olivia has gone all hot slut for John and the Greased Lightning song in the garage was redone brilliantly to incorporate Cha Cha's character who had dropped by to stoke the boys about the upcumming car race. Rather than sing about the car they instead do all sorts of naughty mentions about fucking her and other cool things. As I mentioned the story is fairly close to how the movie went so let's get into some of the sexual encounters you get to enjoy.

Riley Reid:

The movie begins as the Hollywood version does with Sandy and Danny at the beach frolicking around. Summer ends and she's about to leave but how to make Danny not forget her, why a blow job of course!!! Sandy is a virgin so she says but the young lady seems very good at giving head as you'll see here. Riley ends up taking a facial with some clean up after.

Gaia:

The show then takes us to good ole Rydell High and school has begun. Both the Pinky Ladies and T-Birds are back on campus ready to commit to learning, yeah right! As you know if you've seen the real movie Sandy doesn't go back to Australia and is now at the school, unbeknownst to Danny. Both of them relay their summer escapades to their friends in varying fashion with another fun song. We also get an interesting bit of dialogue from the school principal and finally Sandy and Danny meet again. Needless to say Danny starts off all mushy about seeing Sandy again but then he stops himself and goes into greaser mode for his buddies. This meeting doesn't go well and she runs off. Shortly after that Gaia walks in, a random student, drops to her knees and pulls out Chad Diamond's cock and blows him while a few of the Pinky Ladies and other T-Birds watch. This one ends with a facial too.

Brooklyn Chase & Coco:

Our next scene takes us to the big slumber party at Frenchy's and you see the girls do their thing but the talk soon turns to eating pussy!!! Rizzo takes her leave of the group allowing Coco and Brooklyn to get busy. Presumably Riley and Trinity St. Clair are there watching them. A pretty good g/g here with each getting a shot to lick pussy. Brooklyn's got some nice sized tits too which Coco is sure to kiss for us. Enjoyed the 69 the ladies worked in too. After the ladies are done Rizzo comes back and we get the song about Sandra Dee. The whole group is then joined by the T-Birds minus Danny and you can guess they wanted to play a sexual game. The dare is for Trinity to blow one of the Birds. Before we see that, however, Rizzo and Richie Calhoun who is playing the Jeff Conaway role take their leave and go to the school to fuck.

Kiera King:

The two break in and head right to the principals office to do the deed. Richie gets to fondle and kiss those large tits and we get some good bj footage from Miss King shortly thereafter. Oral from Richie too before he starts to fuck Kiera. Reverse had some good boob bouncing and there is a nice open shot given for doggie. Kiera takes a pop to her face with some clean up. At least there won't be any babies made from this!!!

Adriana Chechik & Gaia:

This next scene has Adriana who is taking on the slutty Cha Cha role dropping by to let the guys know if they win the big race she'll be a personal sex toy for them. This leads to the big song and you will recognize the music as the Greased Lightning song but now we are singing about this sexy raven haired beauty. Gaia is in the back drop wearing overalls. Most of the T-Birds leave after save for Anthony Rosano's character and Talon. Those two each get to have fun, Anthony with Adriana and Talon with Gaia. Will and Miles Long keep the camera right on the two couples and there is some switching during the scene but mostly it is the pairs that begin the scene. Each girl gets to suck some cock plus get fucked in their pussy. The girls each take facials to close and swap a bit before we leave this set.

Trinity St. Clair:

From the garage we go to the malt shop where Sandy is joined by Frenchy who hasn't had the best day at beauty school. After Sandy leaves we get the Frankie Avalon serenade to Trinity and who plays Frankie you ask, Kurt Lockwood. He does a good job with the sex lyrics and afterwards we get to watch Trinity blow him while wearing the pinkest wig you'll ever see!! Kurt gets in some oral too before they fuck. Of all the peripheral characters in this piece I thought Trinity did the best job with her dialogue and she delivers a good scene here too. The ending was a bit tame, sorta 50's style maybe, with a pop up her belly. Trinity does dip a finger or two in to rub the cum in and to taste a little too.

Riley Reid:

Time to wrap this puppy up and we head to the carnival which ends the school year. The gang is surprised when Danny shows up wearing a letterman sweater but then the surprise is trumped by Sandy showing up in her all black sexy outfit with a cigarette! Danny drops the sweater and the two have their sing a long. Everyone then disappears save for Seth and Riley. This time along with the good blow job footage you get Riley also loses her " virginity!" The cowgirl shot as expected rocked-- who wouldn't want to stare at the amazing ass of Riley's! A couple more positions and Seth blows his load to her open mouth. One last Sandy is uttered and the movie is over- as we enjoy the theme song one more time. Ron Jeremy is used in it in a cool way plus he had a cameo during the carnival scene.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

I thought Scott and Will did another fine job with this take on the late 70's classic. The songs were funny and we got some witty dialogue too along with the good sex. Riley Reid opens and closes the show wit Seth. In between Gaia appears twice and there are single turns from Brooklyn Chase with Coco and Trinity St. Clair with Kurt. In addition Kiera King has a strong hook up with Richie Calhoun. The extras here included a nice BTS segment. You can watch each song segment too. If you loved Grease you should like this take on it. They gloss over some of the story but you'll see a lot of nods to the source material. Easily recommended.