Good the Bad the Slutty, The Review
Platinum X Pictures
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Starring: Tory Lane, Velicity Von, Aubrey Addams, Annette Schwarz, Lindsay Kay, Ashley Jensen
Released on: 10/23/2006
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Reviewed by pwing on 4/18/2007
| "Shopping for porn..."Mark starts off shopping for porn when he finds a most scantily clad Lindsay Kay in one of the aisles who soon joins him back near the jackin' booths for a true case of "art imitating life imitating art". I'm using the term "art" very loosely here I know.Lindsay's oral skills are well above the average but it doesn't last long before she leads Mark to another room to join up with Aubrey who's ball gagged and blindfolded. Addams, porn's shortest supernova, is the first to get the business setting a furious pace right from jump. Moving back to the location where the scene starts Lindsay and Aubrey continue their exploits on the floor with Addams taking more dick while lapping at Lindsay's ass and pussy drooling long strings of spit. Eventually these two ladies end up stacked atop each other but Mark only takes advantage of Kay's eager pleasure tunnel then both girls take turns riding CG. Aubrey's no slouch but Lindsay excels here gyrating and grinding her pleasure box like it's what she was born to do. Aubrey gets takes the cumshot in her mouth then she swaps it back and forth with Kay before eventually swallowing it. | |
| "Therapy session with Dr. Cuba..."I just can't get enough of Velicity Von! Girls with ass and tits like hers should be considered the 8th wonder of the world. Her "therapy session" revolves around her wanting to be treated like a whore and not being able to find an outlet for it... until she's introduced to John Strong.Von seems to be enamored with her tata's as much as anyone else absently grabbing and licking them while she's getting dicked down like even she can't get enough of them. She's also responsible for raising the filth factor in the DVD to a level that's second only to the finale with Schwarz and Lane. Velicity's got no problem licking ass or taking it in hers. It's easy to believe that she's really enjoying every minute of being pounded when her toes curl up as she screams her satisfaction. It's hard to say what's more pleasing to watch... her ass in CG or tits in RCG. It's a welcome conundrum for any viewer. | |
| "I can hear my stepmother fucking in the bedroom..."Ashley just can't help herself. The sound of fucking coming from another room compel her find some way to pleasure herself. Playing the sexy but casual look at first then switching garb to something more pornworthy eventually gains her the company of Mr. Pete.The sex really picks up when the two enter a kitchen where Jensen's nubile body gets fucked spread eagled on a countertop. Standing doggie gets the nod here as it showcases her perfect pair of star tatted tits which are obviously out of this world.Jensen's 4 piercings and large tat do little to take away from her performance here. She's energetic and fun to watch but has the tamest scene to be found here and it's still pretty good. If you like all natural girls then Jensen definitely has what you're looking for. | |
| "5 o'clock fuck..."You all know that Tory Lane brings heat. You all know that Annette Schwarz brings heat. So what do you think will happen when you get 'em both in the same scene together? Lane's decked out in black and sporting a metal chain collar that says "SEX". Schwarz is equally impressive in black and red starting out with a red buttplug attached to a long tail. Not the type to be gentle with each other these two superstars get to work immediately with a large black dildo. Annette even drags Tory across the floor to do her bidding before the cocksmen enter the scene.Side by side they get cock shoved down their throats. Sloppy BJ's are served up for your enjoyment with the ease of two of the best in the business. Annette doesn't stop with just the dick though she stuffs balls in too and chokes herself to make it challenging. The sex here is about as filthy as can be. Halfway through this barn-burner Schwarz gets another taste of a large black dildo and an inflatable buttplug.Even when this foursome pairs off the screams of the other girl add to the intensity. However Annette takes the cake with her filthy phrases especially when she convinces Mr. Pete not to cum and keep fucking her ass. In the end Annette takes both loads and performs what has to be the best cumswap to be found in porn yet.It's hard to qualify a scene like this in words. I'm sure that you have some expectation in mind when you think about what kind of damage these girls can do when paired together. Let me just say that they do that and then some. If I've ever seen a perfect scene this is it. | |
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