Good, the Bad, the Slutty 2, The Review
Platinum X Pictures
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Starring: Harmony Rose, Chelsie Rae, Presley Maddox, Audrey Bitoni, Alyssa Jordan
Released on: 5/8/2007
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Reviewed by pwing on 7/27/2007
| Damn it's been forever since my last review but I'm stepping back into the arena with the second installment of The Good The Bad and the Slutty. I gave four stars to the last one and barring a directorial meltdown this one should be as good if not better. Juan Cuba's formula consists of hot girls and situational sex that's straightforward enough not to need much setup. | |
| Little PrincessThis scene's little princess is Chelsie Rae who starts off getting an earful from her "dad" about what a screw up she is so she decides to prove him wrong by heading off to pornland to make a fuck movie. She enters the scene lookin' right in pink hotpants with matching boots and a sheer black top and proceeds to showing off her great ass. Soon enough she's licking on dick but that gives way to standing doggie that gets her pussy spilling out cream immediately. Mike doesn't waste any time cleaning it up with his tongue before proceeding to hammer her pussy in a couple more positions. Chelsie's style is reserved although her actions are anything but. Her tight asshole only just barely accomodates what Mike's trying to give her but she takes it as well as she can and it's well enough.From the beginning to the end the pace of the sex here is moderate at best and mostly it's downright slow but for whatever reason it works well for Chelsie Rae. Still I would have liked to see her exude a bit more energy and enthusiasm in the scene. | |
| Bathroom FunCould you imagine anything better than walking into a public restroom to find Audrey Bitoni naked and stroking away at her pussy on the floor. Okay maybe finding a briefcase with a million is better but you get my point. Mark Wood is the lucky recipient here and gets busy with the business of filling her throat with a good dose of dick. Audrey is a pleasure to watch smoking pole as she gives incendiary eye service in between the gobs of spit that she randomly fires over herself and Mark's member. The truth is that it's a pleasure to watch her do anything in front of the camera. The way her whole package comes together and how she uses what she's got is just short of mindblowing. At any point throughout this scene Audrey looks as if she wants more than what she's getting. That's not to say that Mark doesn't handle his biz but rather that Bitoni (in this scene at least) comes off as a truly insatiable nympho.There's also something to be said for the location of this scene. The fact that such a remarkably attractive girl is fucking on the bathroom floor and atop toilets is such a filthy conundrum that you're as like to blow your load as scratch your head. It's a ridiculous setup that could only work in porn. The action towards the end of the scene takes place on, around and in the general vicinity of two urinals which serve as a backdrop for the cumshot that Audrey coaxes forth with ease. | |
| Sexual InterrogationSo this is Alyssa's debut scene and she lucky to have a good teacher in the form of Harmony Rose. These two perform an interrogation of Mark Wood that must yield better results than the techniques used by your average police precinct. Alyssa and Harmony are wrapped in leather and begin their quest for answers with a tandem BJ that intensifies as it progresses getting sloppier by the second until Harmony exerts her control over the situation and hops into RCG. Alyssa fucks with decent fervor here although it's obvious that she's just a bit overwhelmed by what's going on with Harmony talking shit to her and occasionally giggling. Alyssa does her best work in doggie which also shows off her nice pierced pussy while Rose keeps her face nearby to clean off Wood's wood whenever he pulls free; a feat that Alyssa replicates as Harmony gets pounded next.As the scene progresses and Alyssa's comfort and confidence levels increase so too does the quality of the sex. The three end up so into it at one point that they become intertwined into a veritable sex pretzel. Harmony takes the brunt of the fucking during the scene and even fields the load at the end which I was hoping would be Alyssa's job but she doesn't fumble around with the cumswapping and does swallow it down no problem. Alyssa has the fresh newbie look locked up especially with those braces of hers. She's cute with a great body and with a bit more experience might make a little bit of noise. | |
| One Cock And A Smoking BarrelI don't really understand what's going on at the onset of this scene but it hardly matters since I know that Presley will soon be on the business end of some dick. She finds Ian in an ornate kitchen and after some nonsensical blather he buries his face and soon thereafter his cock in her pussy. Of course Presley looks appropriately whored out in fur-laced fishnets and tri-color streaked hair befitting a girl who would wake up in a stranger's house with no recollection of the previous night's events.The sex here is good but it's hindered by the setup which involves a gun being present throughout the scene so that Ian has to carry it from one location to the other keeping with the phoney guise of forcing Presley to fuck him. It's ludicrous and in the end only serves as a distracting prop which doesn't have any use until the very end of the scene where Presley fields a load worthy of the cum-dodger of the year award although I'm not sure if her distaste for cum was scripted or personal. Still this is a decent scene if you can forget about the background theme and focus on the sex but this is certainly not a good way to end the flick. | |
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