Godfather's Daughter, The Review

The Plot: I'm not really sure what this movie was about. I suppose it doesn't really matter. As far as I can tell, it involves a young lady visiting her relatives in Sicily and how they (horrors!) turn out to be mobsters. Wow, who would have thought?

Well, now that she is among the wolves, we watch various people have sex in between meetings where people talk about shipments we never see. Each meeting is either preceded by or followed by "You don't need to know, this is man-business." It is so nice to know that misogyny is alive and well in organized crime circles.

In the end, our heroine is kidnapped so a rival Mafia family can get some leverage. Naturally, all hostages must be seduced thoroughly. In the end, the bad guys meet their fate at the hands of Mr. 9mm and everyone lives happily ever after. Well, I suppose the bad guy doesn't live happily ever after, but nobody really cares about him.

The Cast: For those of you who follow the flesh, you'll be pleased to know that there are some very lovely ladies in this film. Yves Baillat, Julia Sow, Emanulle Christaldi, and Maurizia Pardiso. Who plays what and who has sex with whom? I have no fucking clue (pun intended) because there is jack shit for credits on this disc. Well... at least they list the names. It's a fair guess that the character "Maurizia" is played by Maurizia Paradiso. Alas, she is quite the looker from far away. Get closer and there is just something off about her face. I'm not sure what, I think it's the eyes. Beyond Maurizia's character, your guess is as good as mine. They're all fairly cute, even if they have a weird mixture of natural tits but overly-enthusiastic makeup. Unfortunately, they can't act. Hell, these poor fools couldn't act surprised even if you snuck hot sauce into their lubricant.

The Sex: Our first offering of the day is some up-and-coming Mafioso (Don Carlini) nailing his secretary. It's not really a bad scene except for the hideous pattern on the couch cover. This is one of the few common themes in this movie. As far as sex goes, it's pretty good. She gives a good looking blowjob and she wriggles nicely when he's eating her out. Alas, once the actual sex starts, it's a rather uninspired performance. She finishes him off by giving him the Italian Titfuck. She pretty much has to, because he's losing stiffness quickly and has to give himself a couple of yanks to get back inside her.

Okay, picture this: You are a Mafia don. You have a meeting with another Mafia don to discuss Mafia business. While you are in his house, you take time out to nail your girlfriend on his couch. Granted, it's a butt-ugly couch, but don't you think that there is a better time & place for this? Well, the butler catches Don Gitano and his girlfriend at it and informs his boss, Don Carlini. This apparently doesn't bother him, so he says something cryptic and we join our lovers, already in progress. I wish I knew the actress's name, because she looks great and she can ride dick very well. After the obligatory blowjob, of course. There are some interesting acrobatics here, but the sight of her tight ass bobbing up and down on his lap is definitely the highlight. Nicely done scene. Now if we could just get rid of that couch...

Well, our leading lady Maurizia has come home to the great island of Sicily. After being told in no uncertain terms to mind her own fucking business, she decides that her brother's girlfriend is her business and starts fucking her. Well, briefly. They kiss for a bit and then whip out a bananna. Okay, sex with fruit is a good thing... but they don't actually ever use it. The butler comes in and they start blowing him. Now, I don't you know about you, but if I worked for a Mafia don, unless I had a death wish, I would never fuck his sister. Or his girlfriend. And I sure as hell wouldn't fuck both at the same time. The ladies take turns on him, with a fair blowjob and then lots of sex. The girlfriend lies back to receive the butler while Maurizia plays with her asshole a bit. A little doggy style and Maurizia hops on top for some reverse cowgirl. This is actually quite good, and you'll see her do this again. After some anal work, the scene ends with a lovely cumshot across the tits. Lots of good action here!

It's time for the head of the family to get some, right? I mean, what use is being a Mafia don if you don't get laid much? Looking for a midnight snack, Don Carlini eats out the maid on the dinner table. This teaches us two lessons about the Mafioso households: 1) it's good to be the don, and 2) don't eat at their tables - you don't know where they've been. After eating the maid on the table, he slides into her while holding her legs up in the air and pumps away! She (sorry, have no clue who) has amazing legs and a great body. She looks like she's having a great time, especially when he flips her over and goes for the doggy style. There is a pretty good penetration shot when he switches holes on her, and overall the scene is quite watchable... with the sound off.

Well, Maurizia and the girlfriend go out on the town to a bar, where she picks up some local Italian dude. After some cheesy dialogue, they meet again on the beach and go fuck in a bedroom somewhere. I can only imaging what kind of pickup line he used on the beach. "Nice sandals. Want to fuck?" Maybe something less subtle... Anyway, Maurizia gives a very brief blowjob to our intrepid stranger (who later turns out to be a Mafia don himself) and then hops on top for some reverse cowgirl action. This is a great looking position for her. She achieves lock-on to the camera and looks at it for the entire position. I'm not too impressed with the overall effect. There is a fine line between "eye contact" and a "sultry look". There is a finer line between a "sultry look" and the "manic stare of a repressed psychopath". I think she crossed that last one. However, they stretch out for some spooning and roll for some doggy style, both of which look good. All in all, a good scene. I have to give credit to Maurizia, she looks good in action.

Well, Maurizia gets kidnapped. Apparently, this turns her on, because right after the car turns the corner with her inside it, we cut to her in her underwear starting to fuck one of her captors. No explanation, no dialogue, no fucking idea why she's turned on like a light switch. This is actually a pretty good scene, with a good looking blowjob and doggy style. She mounts up yet again for a reverse cowgirl when (dah dah dum!) the man from the bar walks in and reveals himself as the mastermind behind the kidnapping plot! Horrors! Don Calzone (or whatever) is pissed off. Partly because his paid henchman is fucking the hostage, partly because after nailing him after five minutes of conversation, he's surprised that she's a slut. Why he's surprised, given her previous willingness to sleep with him is anybody's guess. Well, he yells at her, tells her to suck them both off and then whips out his dick. Finally, he shuts up and the three of them have sex. It's fairly good sex, and Maurizia gets nailed in a double penetration that has all three of them moving all over the place. Nice job, guys!

Of course, now the rival don has to explain to his competitor that not only did he kidnap his sister, he fucked her brains out. Twice.

The Image/Audio: The image is thoroughly unimpressive. It's not particularly sharp, and there is a gray cast to just about every scene. The lighting is fair, but uninspired. Several scenes appear too soft, and there are obvious flecks from the source material. It's watchable, but don't expect razor-sharp images. Occasionally, the video will jump half a second or more. It's never anything major, like jumping from one position to the next, but one second her head will be happily bobbing up and down on someone's dick and then she'll be rubbing it on her tits with nothing in between. This is fairly annoying, as it happens only during the sex scenes and fairly frequently.

The dubbing on the dialogue is pitiful and I can't quite tell if it is intentional or not. Either way, the voice acting is rotten and has all of the emotional force as the announcer at a golf tournament. A bad golf tournament. A bad golf tournament with Prozac as one of the sponsors. The lines are cheesy and filled with clichés and the obnoxious gasping and moaning doesn't sync up with the action in the least. Turn off the sound and you'll be much happier.

The Extras: There is a link to the GenXXX web site and a photo gallery. That's it.

The Good: The sex was fairly good, actually. The scene with the maid and the girlfriend made this movie worth it.

The Bad: Bad plot, bad acting and bad voiceovers.

Overall: If you don't give a flying rip about plot, then this movie will do nicely