Glazed and Confused (Elegant Angel) Review

Glazed and Confused

Directed by William H.

SCENE ONE : Rebecca Bardeaux is a little on the old side, but is still a good looking blonde, lying back on a desk, with her hand covering one of her tits, jokingly saying to William H. that she accidentally super-glued her hand to her boob, when he asks to see it. She then shows off her tits, and next we see Lana Moore, a cute curly haired blonde, standing next to a guy, who is rubbing at her crotch, through her shorts. William H. soon sets the scene up; saying it’s a five-on-two blow bang, which is all set to take place inside Patrick Collins’ office. It isn’t too long before both large breasted girls are naked and on their knees, surrounded by cocks to suck on, and that they do, and do quite well. There’s some double dick sucking and even a bit of tit fucking that takes place, with a lot more sucking continuing once they climb up onto the desk. The girls get back down onto the floor, kneeling back to back, as they keep sucking the cocks, and Lana even tries to take three in her mouth, but try as she did, she really couldn’t. Rebecca lies back on the floor, propping herself up with her arms, with Lana lying back between her legs, as they wait for each guy to cum on both their faces, putting an end to this pretty hot scene.

SCENE TWO : This scene opens up with Angel Long, a very hot English blonde, sitting on a couch, wearing a bra, and saying that she wants to suck some nice hard, fucking cock. It doesn’t take long for two cocks to be presented to her, and she certainly doesn’t waste much time in getting down to the business at hand, working her mouth over both and taking ‘em both deep with a good amount of gagging along the way. She crawls on her knees to the middle of the room, removing the bra while doing so to expose some nice, smallish, natural tits, and then gets two more cocks to play with, taking ‘em all deep in rotation. Lots of spit, drool, and some tears follow as she gags on each cock, and she even asks for more before William asks if she can play with her pussy while sucking on the cocks. So she stands up, unzips the pair of tight vinyl shorts she has on, removes them and squats back down to play with herself while continuing on with the sucking. In some of the goofery that William H. is known for, a guy dressed as Dracula enters the scene, and she takes his cock deep as well. She works her way around, and over all the cocks, with a detour for a good rim job on one of the guys. This hot and vocal scene also has some fairly brief double dick sucking, and ends with the guys spraying her face and mouth with cum.

SCENE THREE : Loni, a cute and naturally large racked brunette, opens this scene up in her usually bubbly self, answering a few quick questions, and saying that she loves big, fat cocks. With that said, she is soon presented with a big, fat cock, which she takes into her mouth, after looking at it amazingly, and she sucks the dick good, though briefly, because she soon lies back on a couch so that the guy can fuck her those large fun bags while playing with her pussy. The guy squats his hairy ass above her face for a little rimming, with some more, and brief, cock sucking following. He then grabs a hold of her tits, one in each hand, and sucks on her nipples, biting them a bit as well, before moving his mouth and hands down to her pussy, giving her a lengthy munching. While she is still on her back, the guy slides his cock right on into her pussy, giving her a good vaginal pounding, moving on through various positions. To end this hot, hard pounding scene, she gets sprayed across the face with one large load of cum.

SCENE FOUR : Ashley Blue, looking to damn hot in a white tank top, is sitting on a couch and answers a few quick questions, mentioning that she likes sucking cock a lot. We then see her kneeling down and sticking both hands, back and forth, into her mouth before she takes one of the four cocks deep, all while Cassie Young looks on, and masturbates, from across the room. Lots of drool drips down her chin, and she pulls the top down, exposing those wonderfully small and perky natural tits of hers to much of that drool. One of the guys tries putting her head back to piledrive her throat, when she comes up with a better plan, she can lie on her back, on a nearby desk, for some deep throat fucking, and Cassie, still looking on, cheers her on, telling her that she can suck those cocks better. A few of the guy’s fingers play with her pussy, from the side of her tight white short shorts, and she goes on to try to get two dicks in her mouth, at the urging of William H., but after trying, she says her mouth is too small for two. She continues sucking a cock at a time, and she gets up and off the desk, removing her shorts in the process, before moving back onto the floor for some cock sucking. William H. wants her back up on the desk, this time on her stomach, in a very hot position, holding her feet with her hands, behind her back, the guys step up for more oral. And to end this very hot, sloppy good scene, she gets back down on the floor for a nice facial glazing.

SCENE FIVE : Gia Jordan, a very cute brunette with blonde highlights, is lying on a couch, in a bikini, as she answers a few of William H.’s questions, during which she says she’s brand new, and has never done a porno before. She does say that she likes sex, and soon after that she flashes her clean shaven pussy, and with the bikini top pulled off to the sides of her natural, puffy nipped tits, a bunch of cocks surround her. The bikini top is quickly removed and she gets down on the goings down, sucking each of the five cocks, one at a time, and even two at a time, all with some joking along the way. As she’s on her knees, she works her mouth over, and around, each of the five cocks, taking each one deep. And to end this hot, though somewhat annoying, due to the constant babbling from all the guys, scene, she gets treated to five, plus one more, loads of cum in both her mouth, and on her face.

SCENE SIX : Caitlin, a full, natural bodied cutie, takes her top off and takes a seat on a couch, where she pulls her panties aside to play with her bald pussy. She lifts her legs up, pulling the panties over and off, while four guys look on, and after she warms herself up, the guys are also warmed up, so she drops down to the floor and starts sucking on each of the cocks. She takes ‘em all deep, working her mouth over them, one by one, even bringing a tear to her eye, with a little bit of the two dicking as well, and a couple of the guys take turns fingering her pussy as she keeps her mouth busy on the cocks. She gives each of the guys a good sucking, and she even rims each one, though a little too briefly, and to end the sixth hot scene in a row, on this DVD, she takes four loads, plus an extra one, all over her face, giving her a nice glazing.

EXTRAS : A bonus scene from ”Tails of Perversity #9, lasting just over 19 minutes, five trailers, and 22 minutes of behind the scenes.

BONUS SCENE : [Taken from Tails of Perversity #9] William H. is looking in a refrigerator, finds an empty milk container, and spots a note saying William: Please take care of my pet. I’ll be back in the morning. DON’T OVER FEED HER! – Mason, which is when we see Julie Night. She is looking pretty damn hot with a dog collar around her neck, and chained to a door, while on her knees. William goes out to the store to get some milk for Julie, and when he returns he finds her still on her knees, only in another room and surrounded by six naked guys, all gathered around her. This blonde with pasties covering her nipples, which top her small natural tits, is also wearing black stockings, black panties, and a black corset, while sucking various cocks. The guys take turns throat fucking her, plunging deep down her throat, some of the guys spit on her and she does the same, providing some messy, gagging filled, cock sucking. One of the guys removes the pasties and puts them over her eyes as the throat fucking continues on, though they don’t cover her eyes for long. This is a pretty unrelenting scene, bordering on brutal, in the never-ending throat fucking this girl receives, but strangely enough for me, I found it to be pretty damn hot. But don’t think that it stops there, because she licks each guys ass as they bend over, lead around by her chain, to each before they all feed her, one by one, though there’s no swallowing. [I can say that this scene makes me want to see the rest of this movie.]

OVERALL : Very good looking to very hot girls giving lots of oral, receiving lots of cumshots, with some sex going on as well, through six excellently filmed scenes, all filled with some hot action, on this technically solid DVD. The extras are very nice, and the A/V quality is very good, plus, gone are the days of the photo gallery.

[Note: the following italicized portions were to be my closing when I originally viewed this DVD, roughly seven months ago. I even had half the review completed, including the bonus scene, which I viewed first, before I quit reviewing for a while, so I left what I wrote then, in now, since my views are still very much the same.]

FINAL THOUGHTS : Why do I always push Elegant Angel titles to the bottom of my review pile? I have no freaking idea, but I’ve done this so many times, and each time I’ve done it, I’ve seen some great porn, and this is one of those titles. This is, I believe, the first title I’ve seen directed by William H. [Nutsack], and while his buffoonery in the behind the scenes extras that I’ve seen before, were nothing I’d call great, this certainly was. This DVD kicks off inside the bosses office with a pretty hot 5-on-2 blow bang, with two very cute women, and is filmed surprisingly very well, then from that great opener, we move onto a 5-on-1 setup, for the next great scene, which has the lovely Angel Long kicking her scene off with two cocks, and moving on up to the five. Angel gets showered in cum before the cute and bubbly Loni appears for the third great scene in a row; a simple, one-on-one, with some hard pounding sex, ending with a very large facial blast, which kinda surprises her. Ashley Blue is one hot brunette, who is no stranger to taking cock deep down her throat, and she looked too hot on her stomach, taking the guys deep, this position could’ve been a little longer, but this scene is still very hot four-on-one, as is. Gia Jordan, in the fifth scene, looked a little overwhelmed by all the cocks that surrounded her, but she took ‘em all on and looked quite good as she worked them all, and to finish this DVD off, we are treated to a cute and large gal, who takes on four cocks quite well, and finishes this well-done DVD off with five loads across her face.

It’s been a long while since I’ve viewed an Elegant Angel title, and if this is the quality I can expect from the rest of the newer releases, than I may just end up watching more of them. Solid efforts by both Elegant Angel/Patrick Collins and of course, William H. make this a RECOMMENDED title.

Any questions, comments, and/or complaints about this, or any of my past reviews, feel free to talk to me

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