Girls Kick Ass XXX Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/26/2013

Running Time: 139 min.

Production Date: 5 / 19 / 2013 and 6 / 2 / 2013

Director: Matt Beck

Cast: Amber Rouge, Ashlyn Rae, Emily Austin, Jenna J. Ross, Kacey Villainess (sex in the extras, non-sex in the main feature), Roxxi Silver, Tiffany Star, and Tweety Valentine in sexual roles with Nautika Hardcore, Chad Diamond, and more in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done and show plenty of care. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. There's great care towards the lighting and the picture is clear with a definite artistic eye behind the camera.

The Movie: Brunette bad girl Tiffany sits in a cell being questioned about what appears to have been crimes she committed. Maybe they actually occurred, or maybe it's all happening in her twisted mind. One may never know...

After pouring gasoline on a house and lighting it afire, brunette Tiffany settles back to watch it burn. She slides down her pants and rubs her pussy while watching the fire. The scene finally ends as the opening credit rolls with police sirens in the background.

Redhead Ashlyn and bottle blonde Tweety touch themselves after talking on the phone about Ashlyn coming over to Tweety's. They let their hands wander around their bodies and into their panties to each play with their pussy. After Ashlyn goes over to Tweety's, Tweety gets upset that Ashlyn won't drink wine with her. She will, however, share her first kiss with a girl with her and soon after has Tweety's hand in her shorts. Things quickly take a turn for the worse, and after a bloody catfight about Ashlyn being chicken to do anything and Tweety being a slut, the girls end up in the pool, turned on and kissing. Tweety tries moving away telling Ashlyn she knows she won't go any further, but Ashlyn pulls her back and soon after ash Tweety laying on the edge of the pool so she can tongue her bald box. They both get out of the pool so they can kiss before Tweety eats Ashlyn in return. The girls sixty-nine and trib before closing things with another fight.

Blonde Roxxi's pastor daddy warns her that Amber's a bit of a bad girl who can't resist temptation, and Roxxi reassures him that all she knows is how to be good. Her hands wander around herself after he leaves as she wonders what kind of a bad girl Amber is. When brunette Amber arrives she talks Roxxi into a few shots and after they party a bit they head out in the spare car to raise havok and play with each other lightly. When Roxxi finds Amber passed on on the bed she can't resist burying her face in Amber's ass. Amber wakes up with a smile on her face and lets Roxxi strip off her tight jeans before helping Roxxi strip down as well. The girls continue to kiss softly as they strip down to their panties and trib before Amber moves in to lick and finger Roxxi's bald pussy. Amber lays back to let Roxxi lick and finger her shaved slit in return and then works Roxxi's pussy over again from behind as Roxxi lays on her stomach. The girls also sixty-nine before putting their panties back on and laying on the bed holding hands.

After watching Nautika in the laundromat and stealing a pair of her panties from the dryer, Tiffany heads to her car and masturbates. She snakes a hand into her jeans to play with her bald pussy, and rubs the panties around her own pussy as well as rubbing them around her chest and over her face for repeated smells. Finally she gets off and gets out to take care of some business.

Mr. Davis has blonde schoolgirl Emily help teach auburn haired schoolgirl Jenna a lesson on what happens to bad girls. Emily spanks her with her bare hand first, but when Mr. Davis gives her a ruler Jenna snaps. After a few moments of unrest, Mr. Davis reminds the girls that if they have a disagreement they should kiss and make up. He leaves them alone letting them know he wants them to be best friends when he returns. The girls kiss passionately, first softly and then much more aggressively as they help each other strip down and explore each other. Jenna lays back on the desk to let Emily play with her pussy and then lays Emily back on the desk to eat her bald beaver. Emily eats Jenna in return before letting Jenna work her over from behind while on all fours. The girls mix in a bit more kissing as they roll around on the desk playing with each other as well as dropping down to eat each other. After they look like they're done and put their panties back on, Jenna comments that her pussy's still throbbing, so they decide to watch each other masturbate as they sit on the floor next to each other. Finally they close with a kiss.

After robbing bride Kacey of her dress and veil at gunpoint at the altar, Tiffany has Kacey show Tiffany her bald pussy. The scene cuts to Tiffany wearing only the veil and her tight jeans as she rubs against the wedding dress. She rolls around the bed rubbing herself against the dress before playing with her pussy naturally while laying on the dress. Finally she eyes herself wearing the dress and bug eyed sunglasses in the mirror.

If you're sick of the same old all girl porn, Girls Kick Ass XXX should be a must-buy release. Watching this release I couldn't help but have flashes of Tarantino, both from the movies he directed and others he just penned such as True Romance, as well as Terry Gilliam's 12 Monkeys. I realize the Gilliam flashes came from the main character being questioned while locked away and quite possibly crazy, but Matt Beck with the help of Hollywood Max's editing, helps to keep a reminiscent style that worked very well for me and really helped set this release apart from most everything else I've seen this year. Tiffany Starr does a great job in the lead role, and is nicely joined by a solid group of mostly fresh faces and all natural barely legal girls. The movie moves at a very nice pace, and often takes its time setting up scenes while also sometimes taking a fairly frantic pace. This is definitely a “bad girl” movie, and I'm thrilled that Matt Beck goes a bit overboard with the blood and violence as it really does add to the overall movie and fit it very well. The shots at religion (which I guess one should expect from a studio calling themselves Porno Jesus) lost me a bit and seemed a bit over the top, but I'm sure some others will enjoy it as much as it turned me off. Girls Kick Ass XXX has a great sense of style that really helped make the movie for me.

Girls Kick Ass XXX also works very well sexually. My only complaint with the sex is that there's a few times where the camera seemed like it needed to take a step back to avoid cutting off part somebody's head. Beyond that I think the scene between Jenna J. Ross and Emily Austin was my favorite, and it definitely played the naughty school girl aspect very well. I would have liked to see Tiffany in more than solo scenes, but she mixed it up with enough twisted fantasies that the three scenes all seemed unique. Girls Kick Ass XXX is far from your typical all girl porno, and is well worth picking up by anyone who's sick of the same old all girl porn.

The Extras: The photo gallery lasts a little under ten minutes and annoyingly pans and zooms around the stills. I'm sure some people like this style, but I'm definitely not one of them. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and a bonus scene.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about fourteen minutes. You get plenty of flubbed lines and the girls dancing around in front of a green screen and posing for stills. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette. It's nicely mixed up to give you plenty of eye candy as well as some nice personality from the girls as they shoot the scenes and have plenty of fun. This is a very nice addition to the overall release.

Bottle blonde Kacey starts out in a pink and white checkered shirt and cutoff jean shorts running her hands around her great body and stripping down. She shows off a great smile as she strips down past her black bra and pink and black panties to show off her nicely natural tits and bald beaver. She plays with herself while leaning back against a small padded bench, and finally blows a kiss goodbye to wrap up the scene.

Final Thoughts: This one is definitely worth a rental at the very least to see if the artistic style works for you or not, and quite possibly worth the purchase as well.

Note to Little Pink Pictures / Porno Jesus Studios: If this is the type of releases you plan on putting out, I can't wait to see what you do next!

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