Girlcore S2 E6: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Review

Reviewed by Mrz. Neptune Violet  on  3/18/2020

There's no reason whatsoever to believe that Jane Wilde thinks that there's a "fifth base" in the baseball-as-progressing sexual acts spectrum. Do you also feel for a second that Gina Valentina, Jane Wilde, Jade Baker, and Gianna Dior would sit, half-naked, and engage in banal conversation about boys while playing a board game? Of course not. But, that's a lot of the fun of Girlcore. It's an intentional throwback to bad VHS dramas, afterschool movies, and illogical scenarios serving as foreplay to the lusting sex-play we desperately want to see. In "Girls Just Want To Have Fun," the level of patience required to enjoy the dialogue of the four actresses is significant. Unless the scenario of being a fly on the wall of a teenage sleepover is your "thing" -- and for many, it is -- it's a lot. But the four-way sexsplosion that closes the film and Season 2 of Girlcore is well worth the delay.

There's nothing that truly speaks to the absurd levels of the gratuitousness of all things Girlcore than the five-minute tit comparison between four of porn's favorite young starlets. In any other scenario, it'd be overkill. But here, it's highly erotic. Jane Wilde and Gianna Dior's very intense naked makeout that precipitates the foursome leaving behind the bagel bites and engaging in the face and pussy-sucking is certainly not unexpected. Still, it shocks in how quickly the plot veers from "80s sendup" to "outstanding gang bang."

Jade Baker and Gianna Dior pair off as well as Jane Wilde and Gina Valentina to begin. There's something about the smiles on all four actresses' faces (primarily Dior's who breaks first and broadest) that drives home how much fun this is to watch. The fourth wall gets dropped here in record time, and the plot flies out of the window, too. Girlcore very clearly pairs women with other women with whom they want to fuck. The very fact that Gina Valentina playfully grabs Jane Wilde BY THE THROAT while laying her down before she mirrors Dior in the full-fledged face-in-box action that ensues is such a small, yet essential detail. This scene is more a showcase of "sex folks have been waiting for" than "ooh, a cool film opportunity." That's an important distinction here. When the "human centipede" of doggy-style pussy-licking and clit-rubbing occurs, it's astounding. Yes, the set looks very "80s teen romp," but the sex, well, the sex, if you're watching it, is very present in the physical response it creates. You're erect, wet, present, and accounted for to consume what happens next.

Did you ever want to see Gianna Dior facesit on Gina Valentina, while Jade Baker eats Gina out and Jane Wilde sucks the breasts of and makes out with Gianna Dior -- who's got a faceful of Jade Baker's pussy juices? If you haven't imagined it as possible, take a second and do so. Yes, it happens in this film for two minutes. Dior then bending over Wilde and sucking on her clit from behind? Oh yeah, that happens too, and the "oh fuck" that Wilde lets out amidst a moan is incredible. How does this all end? A four-way clit rub, of course. And given that we've seen every permutation of pairing and orgasm-type possible in this scene, it's apropos that the actresses are presented, on their backs, tits out, having the times of their lives.

And yeah. Dana Dearmond is the hot mom in this feature that interrupts her daughter Gianna Dior and her friends, as well. Is that enough of a tease to make this yet another Girlcore feature where there's enough plot development for a part two that could both deliver on the plot and sex? Of course.