Gigantic Joggies Review

Overview
This is neither a peek into the workings of Kim Deal's Pixies' classic " Gigantic", nor is it a documentary on the runners who spearheaded the 70's 'jogging' craze . What it IS is a dvd filled with big boobie cuties ( mostly of the 'big fakie' variety ) who masturbate for our' pleasure and enjoyment .

What I Liked
I likey the big boobs, no doubt . Best scenes : Gianna. Duh. Even doing a solo mast. vid, she still exudes raw carnality...on her knees, furiously fingering her pleasure parts, staring directly at the camera with feral intensity...yeee gaawwds . Her massive boobs bouncing up & down whilst diddling herself was bonerific. Sara Stone. At one point during her bathtub self love fest she's on her knees with her bazooms brazenly hanging over the edge of the tub...bouncing, all soaped up as she's fiddling her pleasure nubbin. Nice. Also dug sexy/nasty redhead Rebecca Love's intensity during her scene...one of the few ( only ?) here where the femme talks at us ( the camera ?) while doing the dirty diddle-age .

What I Disliked
Hmm.... Well, to be blunt...I didnt like Milan's under-the-breast implant scar...yuck. I hate that Daphne Rosen ( allready a big boobie cutie...wtf ???) has helium zeppelins so inflated that I expect to see her float off the bed at any given moment.....mmmkay. The real wood killer here is the stunningly horrific porn muzak here....I thought this kinda shit was pronounced dead and buried back in 1989 ? Imagine BAD Kenny G ( redundant ??) screechage...mewling about during the scenes...you're trying to get a stirring in your' loins, but nope...ain't gonna happen with this poop chute tune-age. Fuckers.

DVD Quality
Not so good. Audio glitches abound , poorly cued etc . No extras, well, there is a slide show and some trailers.

Overall Thoughts
Man, if you can kill the wood of a shallow, big breasts lovin' blockhead like me, then your' shits REALLY fucked-up ! Give it a spin if youre' a diehard Sara/Gianna junkie...but don't say I didnt warn ya. Now excuse me, I gotta go put on Hawkwinds' " Silver Machine" ASAP to purge my head of this puddle of mediocrity. ...." I, I just took a ride, in a silver machine....and i'm still feeeelin' meean. Do you wanna ride ? See yourself goin' by ?..... i've got a silver machine, i've got a silver machine, i've got a silver machine ! ......" Peace, barrettman .