G.I. Jocks Review
VCACast
Studio: VCA
Category: Gay
Starring: Randy Mixer, Randy White, Rob Cryston, Johnny Rahm, Alex Carrington, Marc Saber, Johnny Rey
Released on: 11/18/2002
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 12/26/2002
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Director: Gregory Marks
Cast: Johnny Rahm, Rob Cryston, Marc Saber, Alex Carrington, Randy White, Johnny Rey, Randy Mixer Story: As the story goes, these army buddies meet up every year for some kind of war games, where the loser gets fucked. We don’t actually see the war games, but it sounds somewhat like paintball. (Or course, no one actually has any paint on them, so my guess is they all decided to skip the games and head straight to the sex.) What I Liked: Well, I’ll give this flick 1 thing: It’s filled to the brim with jockstraps! Damn near every person here is wearing a strap (initially), and not one is one of those boring white ones. There’s black ones, and blue ones, and green ones… The first real sex scene (with Rob Cryston and Marc Saber) is actually decent. Rob is kind of a hit or miss guy for me. It usually depends on his partner whether or not I enjoy him. Marc’s not a great looking guy, but he seems to have a good time plowing away at Rob’s hole. What I didn’t Like: Where do I begin? First off, there’s solos at the beginning and end of the flick. I tried to open my mind and give those 2 scenes a shot, but quite frankly, neither guy is very attractive. Johnny Rahm is at one point masturbating with a big boot on his dick. WTF? Make no mistake, this is a cheaply made porno, evident by the complete “C” grade porn stars. These are the kind of guys you’d probably take home from the bar after last call only if you had a seriously heavy pair of beer goggles on. Now I don’t usually mind watching average looking guys fuck, but the goofy camera “special effects” drove me completely nuts! GI Jocks is a classic example of a director that doesn’t know what he’s doing, so he tries to hide that fact behind strobe-y action and black and white segments. Audio/Visual Quality The video quality isn’t bad at all, except of course for all the B&W strobing footage. Extras I really wish VCA would get something new for their extras section. I keep seeing the same previews in every VCA release. There’s previews for the Joe Gage Trilogy, as well as Idol Country, Underground, as well as a few others. Final Word I can’t really recommend this to anyone. Even all the rampant jockstraps aren’t enough to get me excited. GI Jocks is even crappy compared to other budget releases (and that’s saying a lot). One word review: Lame. Running Time: 73 minutes Send questions, and comments to: joeblow@joeblow69.com. |
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