Getting Stoned 2 Review

Studio: Madness Pictures
Director: Lee Stone
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 1:55:22

Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bloopers / Bonus Footage / Trailers (1:35:45)

Starring:
Brooke Haven
Melissa Lauren
Sativa Rose
Tory Lane
Sandra Romain
Dillan Lauren

Themes: Gonzo

Cover Quote: "6 Hot Girls, 5 Scenes, and a Massive Cock to Wreck Them All"

This is the first movie I've seen from Madness Pictures, and I can't say that they made a good first impression. There's a dreaded phone sex ad at the beginning of the movie that you're forced to watch before the main menu appears. It doesn't last too long, and it's at least well-done and does not look like the cheesy phone sex ads of the early '90s they throw in between scenes on crappy compilation tapes.

Lee himself comes on and introduces the movie while sitting on a cliff overlooking the ocean. The movie is made to look as if it had been shot on bad quality film, with some kind of filter effect. Even the scenes themselves, which do not use the special effect, still appear to have an artificially grainy, film-like appearance. Lee also comes on and introduces the girls woodenly before the action starts. Yeah, that's what I want to see, male talent babbling about shit before the sex starts.

Scene 1: Brooke Haven and Lee Stone

The movie improves drastically right out of the gate with the fantastic Brooke Haven, who is one of my favorite new girls on the porn scene. She is a cute blonde with an amazing thick body and juicy assets. She teases us, but there's some terrible lighting that makes Brooke look all yellow. I think this is more of Lee's attempt to make this movie look like an artistic film instead of a gonzo porn. It doesn't quite work, to say the least.

There's some kind of set-up where Lee brings out a big board covered in lists and charts and stuff that's supposed to instruct these girls how to fuck. Lee is the "teacher" in these super-flimsy and totally unnecessary setups. Brooke is at least soon gagging on his boomerang-shaped cock. Lee fucks her good in missionary and Brooke seems to absolutely love every minute. She gives it her all in this scene with lots of passionate enthusiasm and she doesn't seem to be overacting at all.

Lee chokes her for a while as he slams her pussy. They fuck in a standing position which really gives nice views of Brooke's fine ass jiggling away. Lee slaps her tits pretty hard while she rides him in cowgirl. She gets an o.k. load shot right on her tongue to end the scene. Brooke was fucking amazing as usual and I thought this scene was probably the hottest of the disc.

Scene 2: Melissa Lauren + Sativa Rose and Lee Stone

More introduction by Lee with the film-effect filter by the ocean. More set-up where Stone lectures the girls with some kind of lame diagram. Thankfully the two super-hotties Melissa and Sativa are quickly introduced. Melissa is one of my favorite porn performers of all time. She has gone from a platinum blonde to a brunette and in this scene sports a very dark hair color with bright red streaks. Sativa is an impossibly cute Hispanic sizzler who always tears it up in her scenes.

Lee and Melissa do a standing 69 before he bangs Sativa in cowgirl. Soon Melissa is taking Lee's boomerang up her ass in reverse cowgirl. Melissa is an anal veteran and DAP queen so Lee's tool in her bunghole is nothing new. Lee fucks her ass some more in doggy before firing a sad load at Melissa, who swaps a load of saliva with Sativa. Both girls looked cute but the cumshot sucked.

Melissa and Sativa are the premier attractions in this movie but their scene is not as good as their combined heat factor might imply. The girls seem to not know what to do with themselves when Lee is fucking the other one. There's really not a whole lot of heat at all between Melissa and Sativa. Lee bangs away mechanically at them for a while and the scene is over. Even these two superstars cannot make this effort rise above the average.

Scene 3: Dillan Lauren and Lee Stone

Dillan Lauren is a girl I've only seen once before, but she blew me away in Vertigo's "Rock Hard 2." I'm glad to see her on this DVD filling out the impressive female cast. If you fast-forward past Lee's nonsense at the beginning of the scene you will quickly find out just how hot she is. They do some kind of set-up with Dillan working in a warehouse that I didn't pay attention to. The picture quality is still nice and blurry, however!

At least the picture improves a little when Dillan starts to blow Lee's cock. She has a really huge and bad tattoo on her back that thankfully we only see briefly. I don't remember that monstrous ink-job from the first time I saw Dillan in action; perhaps it is new. You cannot see it when she is riding Lee anally in reverse cowgirl. Dillan really seems to like getting fucked in the ass. Lee gives her probably the best load of the film (even though it's mediocre at best) and Dillan plays with it a little bit in her mouth.

Scene 4: Tory Lane and Lee Stone

The insanely good cast continues with the buxom and sexy brunette Tory Lane. She's dressed in a kind of black fishnet outfit and dances seductively while caressing her large knockers. Lee comes in predictably and she sucks his cock for a minute before he fucks her in a missionary and standing position. Lee seems to like to smack girl's breasts and he does it to Tory's fake cans a lot when they she in on top.

Tory takes a drink of water and drools it into Lee's mouth if you are interested in seeing that at all. She also does not disappoint and takes Lee in the ass too. Tory has so far been very impressive and has does anal in every scene I've seen her in. Lee pulls out and manages to beat off a load right on Tory's asshole. We even get a pointless shot of Lee's orgasming face to remind us of the porn of yesteryear.

Scene 5: Sandra Romain and Lee Stone

Sandra Romain is a dark-haired Euro-superstarlet who is becoming quite well known for her anal sex antics on screen. She's an attractive brunette girl who is dressed up like a business woman or secretary in her scene and looks extremely hot in clothes you would see women in every day.

Sandra will take on Lee in this scene, if you are not tired of seeing him enough already. The vignette set-up takes forever; Lee is interviewing Sandra for some kind of position as a production manager. Of course Sandra has an imaginative way to get hired for the job, and that is to let Lee ass-fuck her in his office.

Sandra strips and they passionately kiss before Lee plows her in missionary on top of his desk. She sucks his broken cock a little and licks his low-hanging balls. Sandra even does some rimming on Lee's asshole. Soon Lee is attending to Sandra's ass, fucking her and slapping her face, both of which Sandra seems to really enjoy. It's a fairly short session of anal lovin' before Lee nuts right on Sandra's outstretched tongue.

In terms of the extras on the DVD, there's a whole bunch of stuff to watch. There is a lengthy section of bonus footage featuring all of the girls in the cast masturbating. Each girl gets her own lengthy session to tease the viewer. I found this to be one of the more enjoyable parts of the movie because Lee was not present in the scenes. There's also a bloopers reel, which is cool and something you don't really see in a porn DVD too often. The cameraman farts. Dillan gets cum in her eye and doesn't want to get "pink-eye." Tory sings and dances around. This is basically a continuation of the behind the scenes bonus material.

Unfortunately the extras on the DVD must be really digitally compressed, because the picture quality of the extras is terrible and nowhere near as good as the main feature. The picture quality of the movie itself is not all that great, however, so that renders the bonus material nearly unwatchable due to all of the blurriness and pixellation. This is a real shame, because the bonus material is lengthy and interesting, it just has extremely terrible video quality.

Overall, this was a merely watchable DVD, only it was one with an amazing cast. The girls that Lee Stone put together for this effort are pretty much beyond top-notch. I only wish that the production values and the sexual couplings were as strong. The DVD has a whole bunch of enjoyable extras, however, the weird film-look of some scenes, the bad lighting, the porn music soundtrack, Lee's ramblings between the scenes and the insipid set-ups before the action starts are all distracting enough to make this one pretty unarousing.

The female cast is the only thing that saves this release from total obscurity. Usually I don't even notice the male talent in the movie, but there's no way you can not notice Lee with his giant tattoos and unnaturally curved cock. "Getting Stoned 2" is a good title for this movie because we see a lot of Lee Stone. An awful lot. You better be a fan of his, or you are probably not going to like this DVD a lot otherwise.

There's a good deal to like about the movie, though (extras, cast) but there's a lot of distracting stuff to wade through to get to it. I got this one because I need to see everything that Brooke Haven and Melissa Lauren have ever done. If you are a similar completist, go ahead and get it if you're a die-hard fan of any of these ladies. You better like your Lee Stone, though, because this seems to be a star vehicle for his talents.