Gentlemen Prefer Anal Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  1/30/2005

Gentlemen Prefer Anal

Running Time: 180 min.

Production Date: August 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

Bellbottoms, The Afro, The Ford Mustang and now you need to add Van Damage’s name to the every growing list of things that are back in style. Van Damage and Tiffany Minx go back like The Captain and Tennille. People used to question why a hottie with an ass like an apple was kicking it with a chubby kid from So Cal. I’ll tell you this, seeing the work that Van Damage does behind and in front of the camera, it’s obvious to me that this guys paid good attention working with and for a variety of legends over the past 10 years. If someone is able to translate this message into a language that Sean Michaels can understand, you’d be doing that cat a huge favor. The title of this joint is Gentlemen Prefer Anal, and I assure you that I am a gentleman of the highest honor.

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Lea De Mae

The title starts with the dearly departed Lea DeMae. I have to admit that I know the name, but not so much the work. People that read my stuff know that I’m not a fan of Euro porn, and that’s obviously what made Ms De Mae famous. I overlooked a great talent, and after seeing this scene, I now know what all the hot talk concerning her was about.

This was a straight to the ass scene, and her beauty and energy was amazing. The camera work here was so good I though I was gonna have to apply preparation H to my forehead just to bring down the fever!

The guy in this scene was packing, and Lea appeared to be turned on by the bat he was swingin’. I was so dizzy by the end I can’t even tell you if he got the pussy. I do know that he served up a nut so thick and rich I bet he drinks whole milk. Well done.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Monica Sweetheart

Speaking of Euro, this is another girl who gets a lot of press, but her talents are lost on me. People go crazy over this girl, but she does nothing for me.

Again, I was feeling the camera work, and the stairway set made for a sexy setting and great doggy anal. Good scene and Sweetheart fans will be satisfied.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Karina

Talk about 15 minutes of fame. I saw this girl on Stern about 2 years back, and I had never seen or heard of her. Howard said she was the next big thing, and before I could look her up, it appeared that she had left the country. I was not impressed with her look then, but she was smoking today.

The camera pulls you in, and doesn’t let go. This girls body was so tight that I just wanted take some baby oil and grease and please every inch of her flawless frame. More good doggy anal, and a figure I will never forget.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Angela Crystal

The name sounds familiar, but I can’t say that she looks familiar. Fairly average looking girl, but a body built for porn. This scene was on the lighter side. The analwas not sack deep, and she was treated with a tender touch, but oh was her body sexy.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Brittany Starr

Something about her is so sexual, but something else about her is less than attractive. I think Brittany is an average looking girl at best that is able to sell her sexuality. Doing this, you turn a girl who is a solid 7 into a 9.

It appears to me that Briitney and Van Damage have a relationship. Either that, or Ms, Starr is doing her damnedest to make Van forget about Tiffany. This was another good scene, but I thought the camera and anal were not as hot as it should have been to close this title.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s still good, but not as hot as it started off to be. I see that she got implants after this movie, but I don’t think that’s going to sway me into making her a 10 down the road.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

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There was a bonus scene on the DVD. It was Van Damage, Tiffany and a mystery girl who appeared to be Paige Sinclair. I loved Paige, but her run was short. She claimed that Lex and Jake about broke her in half, and she also started out when people were going anal crazy, and I don’t think her ass was ready. Hell, even in this one she appeared to be in pain.

I wish I had images to show you from this joint, but even though my request was recieved and confirmed, Juicy dropped the ball on this one. Hopefully if I make another request, I can take care of you guys down the line. This was a strong title, and quite honestly a must keep for any anal lover. This title was the definition of classy. It was strong passion with anal added. No dirty talk or dialogue at all, just beautiful women enjoying anal sex. If you’re trying to run up in a loved ones ass, put this on. If she’s on the fence, you be sure to land face down ass up after watching this title.

I know folks ain’t familiar with Juicy or Pagan Pictures, but this title should be in every anal lovers collection.

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