Garbage Pail Girls Review

Reviewed by punchovilla  on  8/30/2005

Starring: Gia Paloma, Patricia Petite, Tiffani Leigh, Marie Love

Based on the title, I'd envisioned a flick full of stomach-turning skanks encrusted in all kinds of filth. I was afraid I'd need an ample supply of barf bags to get through it. How wrong I was. All four Garbage Pail Girls are hot (Gia Paloma's never looked better), and the only substances they end up covered in are man-juice and, in one scene, whipped cream and pie. Even the bathroom floor, in a segment featuring Tiffani Leigh as "Toilet Seat Trudie," looks surprisingly shiny and sanitized. Not that the movie's sex isn't filthy, at least in the conventional sense. There's plenty of ATM, rim jobs and other strokable action.

Even the on-screen blurbs introducing the scenes are memorable. "Garbage Mouth Gia" was "made from the muck of the dumpster...this little pack of garbage gobbles up every cock.... Her pussy's constantly oozing slimy juices." "Cream Puff Patty loves to taste her ass juices.... She's sticky and disgusting." Patty (played by Patricia Petite) is far from disgusting, though. She's a delectable redhead (made more so by the confections she splatters over her body) in a fishnet leotard with cutouts for her pussy and hooters.

Gorgeous black porn slut Marie Love ("Trash Can Tina," who "comes out whenever she smells ball sweat"), does the steamy closing scene with Jay Lassiter. Like a jack-in-the-box, she pops her head out of a pail in his garage, but only for an instant. When he walks over to look inside the can, there's no trace of her. Smitten, he takes the can into his house and places it in front of the fireplace, where he lights a set of candles. Then he sits in quiet prayer until she finally reappears and rewards him for his faith. Shit, I'll rummage through every garbage can from Manhattan to L.A. if there's even a chance that Marie Love is waiting for me in one of them.