Gaped Crusaders Review
Hustler
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles
Starring: Mika Tan, Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Nadia Styles, Holly Wellin, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Sascha Jerry
Released on: 1/17/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 2/14/2007
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A “super” cast of horny heroines . |
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 2007, 2 hours and 48 minutes Hustler Video Directed by Van Styles Starring Holly Wellin, Jada Fire, Mika Tan, Nadia Styles & Sierra Sinn  | |||||
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| This is what happens when you leave a young guy who is still very much a fan and wants to make hot strokable porn, to his own devices. Ultra-creative and funny title aside, look at the all-star cast. I spoke briefly in previous reviews about Van Styles’ commitment to working with the best and never has that been more evident than in this lineup. I’ll speak on each individual in the paragraphs describing their scenes. I trust for now, though, that it’s Van Styles who has donned his cape and when this flick is complete, will be my hero. | |||||
| Scene One: Holly Wellin with Mark Wood & Jerry – ”I’ve been a bad girl.” | |||||
 Ten years my junior and born on this country’s independence day, Manchester, England native Holly Wellin is brunette like I like her and standing betwixt Jerry and Mark Wood, giving the camera hot and turned-on facial expressions as she strokes the guys’ boners through their shorts. Holly’s long been a personal favorite; I’ve gone so far as to say her glory hole scene in Belladonna’s “Cock Happy” was the most enjoyable outing in the bunch even with it being the living legend’s triumphant return to boy/girl sex. In an amusing bit of product placement, we see that Wellin wears light pink and baby blue Hustler shorts before she’s led by a leash to an open area where she’s allowed more room to do her thing. On her knees, she goes to work on Jerry and Mark’s dicks with her hands and mouth. Mark has a seat on a sofa and Holly’s mouth follows his cock, longing to stay attached, while Jerry’s finds its way inside Wellin’s snatch doggie. Mark’s turn with Holly comes in mish, with Wellin’s legs up high; she pulls them into her chest by the backs of her thighs. Jerry disappears for most of this but reappears to fill Holly’s mouth just before she mounts him anal reverse cowgirl. She sets her hips to “spin” here, working her ass in circles over Jerry’s cock when he’s not slamming upwards into her rectum. Mark Wood steps forward and her pussy swallows his cock in a d.p. ”Let me taste dem dicks after they’ve been in mah holes!” The human pretzel disassembles and Holly engulfs Jerry’s ass-flavored dicksicle with her sexy lips. Presumably clean now, she climbs back on top of Jerry (after a cut) cowgirl and then Wood surfaces to plug her ass in another d.p. Soon, the threesome moves to floor where Mark takes his place behind Wellin, fucking her ass spoon while she lies her head in Jerry’s lap and beats his cock against her lips. Mark withdraws to allow Styles’ camera to get a close up of her gape before putting Holly on her hands in knees for anal doggie (with her lips wrapped firmly around Jerry’s pole) and even more huge gape footage. Once more Holly squats between them, sucking and jacking each cock to completion. They both empty into Wellin’s mouth, she opens, shows and gargles and with a gulp it’s gone. She flashes her tongue and smiles, still wiping up and tasting what didn’t make it into her mouth.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Sierra Sinn with James Deen – ”Oh God, I want you to fuck my ass…yeah, put that big fat cock up in my asshole!” | |||||
 Remember that one girl in high school who wasn’t the most gorgeous girl in your class, not necessarily classically beautiful but yet was sexually hyper-active which made her strangely attractive and more importantly, a wet dream? That’s Sierra Sinn. I can see Sierra sitting at her desk causing her male peers to walk around with hard-ons all day long with no more than a stare and a lick of her lips because they knew (or rather read on bathroom walls) that she was a wild and naughty fuck. I knew Sierra was something special the minute I laid eyes on her (Tough Brotha Love) and have in the past, compared her to other similarly thin legends (Swallow My Squirt 4). Today she’s paired with a bearded James Deen. She and James fly at each other like two magnets of opposite polarity, kiss and Sinn, whose erect, razor-sharp pink nipples protrude through her neon-green mesh top, drops to her knees where we get an excellent gagging, POV blowjob. Deen then puts her on her back, her head hanging off the back end of an ottoman, upside down and James feeds her his cock “Gag Factor”-style. You can almost see the “x’s” appear over Sierra’s eyes as she reaches back and grabs her heels. She releases her heels with a gasp and all in one motion is up and on her knees. James inserts himself doggie as Sierra snarls in delight. They tumble back into reverse cowgirl where Sierra pleads for, and receives, Deen’s prick in her asshole. She gapes, does ass-to-mouth and then gets taken to the floor, over to a shag carpet, where James proceeds to fill her ass up-and-over doggie before they collapse into spoon. After a bit of jousting with her distended rectum, James fires off a money shot worthy of Peter North, streaking Sierra’s face and forehead with spunk. Sierra plays with it, gargling and blowing bubbles and then gulps it all down.  | |||||
| Scene Three: Mika Tan with James Deen & Mark Wood – ”If I’m lucky, we’ll get both my holes filled today!” | |||||
 Occupying the same position sequentially that she did in Van’s Take It Black 5, this time we find the simply effervescent and buxom Mika Tan outdoors, Styles choosing to pan up her exceptionally voluptuous-for-an-Asian body, starting at her curvy ass. A veteran with eight years in the game and over two hundred and fifty movies to her credit, Mika laughs and smiles as only she can when Styles brings up her scene in Azz Fest 4 where she memorably shot ice cubes out of her pussy. Tan flaunts her amazing body outside, slowly making her way to a glass door where Van spots James Deen (clean-shaven version) and Mark Wood inside, furiously jacking off watching Mika. She puts a stop to that by sliding inside and kneeling between the two of them, trading off, sucking their cocks back and forth. The guys take turns fucking her tits before bending Mika over standing doggie, Mark going first. When she turns her bumper to Deen, he plugs her ass instead, where an obvious overabundance of lube slips out of her brown eye, down into her pussy and drips to the floor. Wood commands Mika to spread her ass as he fucks her anal mish, in a slightly elevated position as the small of her back is over the arm of a sofa and the rest of her rests comfortably below with Deen’s dick in her mouth. Reverse cowgirl anal with Mark follows and after showing Mika’s gape, (unintentionally?) fucks her pussy a little before returning to her ass. With his cock back in her ass, Deen provides the assist, fucking Tan’s pussy in a reverse cowgirl d.p. She cleans their cocks with glee at her double-penetration’s conclusion, only to be d.p.’d yet again, this time cowgirl, Deen in her ass, Wood in her twat. Mika grunts and hollers plenty and after slobbering all over both cocks, begs for cum. Mark and James decorate her face, Deen’s warm load splashing her face as his powerful streams ricochet off her nose. Mika plays with the double heaping of seed and licks it from her fingertips. | |||||
| Scene Four: Jada Fire with Mark Ashley – ”Big tits? Yeah! Fat pussy? Yeah! I need some energy drinks for this mafucka!” | |||||
 Jada’s in red and black, colors that seem to suit her. I just had a look at Jada a few weeks ago in Elegant Angel’s Jada Fire is Squirtwoman where she had scene with Mark Ashley and fellow cast member here, Sierra Sinn. And I don’t think I’ll ever forget Mark giving Jada AND Ayana Angel all they could handle in Hustler’s Ass Appeal #1 (which Styles brings up, as well). We should be in for some entertainment if their past history is any indication. After a segment of tease and a playful convo with Styles, Jada gets approached from behind by Mark. He looms over her, caressing her big perfect tits with one hand and uses the other to spread her legs and stroke her pussy. He spreads her pink, spanks her clit and then rubs her clit in circles, sending Jada up the wall. Then he buries his face in her snatch. Jada grabs a handful of Ashley’s hair in an attempt to just stay on this plane of existence. By the time Mark actually squeezes inside her mish, Jada’s pussy aches for him so badly it almost seems to visibly throb and pulsate. Her body shakes and shivers and she’s more than happy to two-fist, tit-fuck and slurp the tool that gave her so much pleasure when Mark brings it to her mouth. Jada’s pounded in reverse cowgirl next before they move to the floor where Mark finally targets Fire’s asshole in up-and-over doggie. Here Jada falls into a semi-trance and the sweat she’s worked up makes her hair cling to her face. Fire sucks Mark’s dick right out of her shit chute with a half-conscious look in her eyes before lying over the arm of a couch for anal mish. Ashley repeatedly stabs at her chocolate starfish and then settles into a steady rhythm, using his hands to manipulate her other available orifice, prying it open. Jada brandishes her gape a few times for the camera before hopping on top of Mark reverse cowgirl anal and then collecting thousands of Ashley’s potential children all over her face with a smile. | |||||
| Scene Five: Nadia Styles with Mr. Pete, Sascha & Mark Wood – “I need each and every hole filled!” | |||||
 A man of many firsts (Nadia Styles’ first anal, Nadia and Dana DeArmond’s first interracial, Riley Mason’s first interracial), Van Styles has also been fortunate enough to capture a few memorable “lasts,” the last one I recall being another two-fer, Latina Mary Jane’s first and last anal. This scene contains a similar situation. Nadia Styles in her first d.p. and her last “all-natural” scene before she underwent breast enhancement surgery. ”Today’s the big day, isn’t it?” Styles asks in a pre-scene chat as Nadia prepares. Cut to Nadia atop a stairway, dressed now in grey and pink Hustler top and booty shorts and similarly striped thigh-highs. ”I’ve never been with three guys before. All my dreams are coming true today!” The dream becomes a reality when she’s suddenly surrounded by Sascha, Mr. Pete and Mark Wood. They barely get to grope her goods before she hops to her knees, working her way around the circle of cocks, keeping one in her mouth and two in her hands at all times. Styles poses a question to Nadia but she’s so in the zone, so focused, his query goes unanswered. Nadia wields her three swords gleefully, enthusiastically and makes it all look easy; in fact, I’d wager I’ve never seen multiple cocks tended to so masterfully with as much zeal and all given equal attention. She’s unceremoniously dumped onto the sofa where she’s fucked mish, first by Mark Wood and then Sascha while she blows Pete. Flipped over for doggie, she sucks Mark Wood while Sascha has his way and the Sasha gets blow while Mr. Pete rails her from behind. Reverse cowgirl anal with Pete follows. Wood and Sascha position themselves on either side of Nadia, first alternately getting jerked off, then sucked off. Ass-to-mouth bj for Pete before Nadia boards Mark anal cowgirl as she slurps on Sascha. Cut to Nadia in reverse cowgirl anal with Wood which quickly becomes a d.p. when Pete adds his dick to the mix and then airtight when Sascha’s cock finds its way into Nadia’s open and hungry mouth. A cowgirl d.p. is next, Sasha in Nadia’s pussy, Pete fucking her ass and Mark Wood in her mouth. Nadia climbs off of Sasha and slithers over onto Pete’s lap, letting him fuck her pussy cowgirl but he stands with her and Sascha comes to help his buddy out, locking Nadia in a flying d.p. Nadia gives both poles ample ass-to-mouth attention before letting Sascha and Mark take turns opening her gape further in doggie while she uses Pete’s dick to beat against her face. Pete also gets a go before they flip Nadia onto her back and do the round-robin thing again, this time anal mish. I mistakenly think the scene is about to wind down but apparently Nadia’s not done so she’s d.p.’d once more, cowgirl, Mark in her pussy, Pete and Sascha taking turns in her ass. This is really the last position and Nadia bounces impatiently on the floor, anxiously anticipating the showers of sperm the guys provide, one by one. She manages, through a messy protein mask, to open her eyes and say ”I’m gonna be a DP whore now” and licking her fingers clean before the scene fades out. Special Features:
 Overall: Before I forget: Hustler, I know it’s Sammie Rhodes and Tiffany Taylor but the unskippable phone sex ads at the start of your DVDs have to go… If you like anal and outrageous girls that do it to perfection and exceptionally well with multiple partners, then this is the DVD for you. The only one-on-one scenes are Jada and Sierra’s, the rest are DP’s and in the finale Nadia takes on THREE studs (fans of Nadia and Jada might be disappointed to learn that neither squirts in this title). This is the type of filth the Hustler “Hardline” imprint was created for. More importantly, this is the type of filth Van Styles is capable of turning out on a consistent basis if consistently allowed the resources. If you’re a fan of this director and are looking to see the best current representation of where he is in his progress, this is probably it. The clothing is typical Styles; he’s starting to develop an eye for what he wants to see his girls in, what he thinks is hot rather than what current trends are dictating. Sure, there’s still some fishnet and mesh here and there and EVERY girl wore a choker in her scene but the arm and leg coverings are becoming a signature calling card as well as his “sk8r” girl stuff, like Sierra’s skull-print socks. Mika Tan is about as bad-ass as I’ve EVER seen her look, simply striking from every angle and that’s not just my personal bias talking. The girls are at their hottest and best and thus this might be Styles’ hottest and best thus far…at least until his next release. Crucifixio Jones |
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