Gape Lessons Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  10/27/2010

Expectations: I’ve got high expectations for this. For starters the director is Jules Jordan and honestly the man pretty much only produces two kinds of porn. Great and incredible. Kristina Rose and Bobby Starr could both sleep through their scenes and put out top notch wank material so the star power is here. Oh and it’s all anal and it’s about getting those lovely back sides to gape open hungry for more cock. All in all the only x factor that could drag this down is I’ve never head of Ass Factory as as a company and new companies usually means amateur crew and lots of stupid mistakes. At the very least this should be above average.

Scene One: Natalia Rossi

Natalia is a slender blonde student who apparently is majoring in cock sucking. After being called into the office for bad behavior it only takes her a few minutes to get her principal’s cock in her mouth for a slow sensual blow job. After a bit of pussy licking and fucking Natalia is ready to take it in the ass. She looks and sounds kinda bored but she gapes well and we get some ass to mouth action as well. Over all not a horrible scene just nothing magical to make it stand out and honestly listening to Natalia ask Mr. Holmes if she’ll be getting an A about a billion times gets repetitive and annoying.

Scene Two: Bobbi Starr

The incredibly bootyful Bobbi Star starts off with a long tease that honestly is probably better skipped over. Sure the brunette has ass and the red and black outfit is great it’s still too long and too boring. Add in her sucking a glass butt plug and some beads it’s almost fifteen minutes of her soloing. At least when the sucking and fucking starts Bobbi is an enthusiastic little slut letting her face get fucked to the point of some gagging so if you’re the guy (or gal) who likes to see a girl who deep throats and almost makes it look easy you get quite the treat from Bobbi. Another huge plus for me is other than losing her bra Bobbi manages to keep her clothing just pulling her thong to the side and she’s got some hair on her twat, nicely trimmed which is always nice in a world where all we see are waxed girls. Just like advertised there is plenty of anal and plenty of gaping as she delivers all the expected positions. Without a doubt she’s best in the side doggie where she takes some seriously intense ass fucking. The pull out cum shot was a nice touch too even though I think this scene was crying out for a cream pie.

Scene Three: Aubrey Addams

I know we aren’t supposed to talk about reality in porn anymore than we’re supposed to argue the TX and T1000 shouldn’t have been able to time travel. Still something about a girl in thigh high socks poolside just runs up and slaps the taste out of my mouth. The socks by the way are fucking incredible and reminds me why occasionally we get porn dedicated to socks. As usual there is way more tease than I find tolerable and the camera guy is just as annoying as they always are. It takes almost ten minutes to get this chick a dick. Course once she finds one she immediately sets to work kneeling in worship with a butt plug stretching her out. Oh and she finds two. The camera man has been moving around in all the scenes but he was almost making be dizzy in this scene. I’ve always loved women giving upside down blow jobs. Aubrey loves being spit roasted and spends a good bit of time with a cock in her mouth and another either in her ass or her twat. I loved watching her fuck on the stairs, great. . .well great everything. She’s the girl who gives up the DP and she’s nice and loud about it too. Plenty of great ass to mouth here you gotta love the gapes this girl gives when she’s face down ass up either doggy or pile driver. Also thank god for men who just go get a fucking coke when they aren’t actively fucking her brains out. Holy complete facial guys! I’ve seen bukakke girls not get as coated as this.

Scene Four: Kristina Rose

God Kristina Rose is a gift to porn, we couldn’t ask for more than this little anal angel even with that said twenty minutes of tease and a little bit of toy play is entirely too much. If you add in just petting and fingering and some eating her out it’s over half an hour before the scene starts. Fortunately the action gets hot and heavy once the sex starts. First with her sucking and then more with her fucking. Kristina is in her usual submissive mode here begging for every little thing and at one point letting her head be held underwater while she’s sodomized. It’s not rough or anything so it’s not cringe worthy rather it’s a good excuse to get her hair wet and who doesn’t like their women wet? You really have to play Kristina with the volume way up, her dialogue and whimpers can take a scene from bad to good and good to incredible. She’d make a fucking killing as phone sex operator. There is some light slapping and smothering but more playful than disrespectful.

Heading Out: I’m impressed. I’m very very impressed with this. All of the girls are gorgeous and put on great high energy nasty performances. Constant anal, all the girls go ass to mouth. Each scene has a nice set with no obvious repeats. The teases are WAY too long but it’s only a problem if you don’t have a skip button because the man who set up the chapter breaks, fucking genius. You can literally skip through the scenes and basically miss very little because any major change in position is where a gape takes place. They also had great variety on the sets, instead of the standard always same bed or couch they change it up plenty.

Praise aside four scenes is kinda short in porn world. Five or six is standard so four just kinda feels like getting short changed. Even when the scenes are really good like this. My other problem is I like different looking girls. They make an almost effort with Kristina Rose but really we’ve got two blondes and two brunettes. There are plenty of nasty black girls out there, Marie Luv and Kapri Styles come immediately to mind, plenty of dirty Latinas, Rebecca Linares and Renae Cruz leap to the fore front, even some Asian girls who aren’t against goin in the back way. So mix it up people!