Gang's All Here, The (French Connection) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/24/2004

I was confused when this DVD started because the cover called the film THE GANG’S ALL HERE but the credits called it 18 TODAY 17: GANGBANG and the listing of performers was also different from those given on the cover. (However, the performers shown on the cover are indeed the performers in the film. Just sloppy (or indifferent) marketing, I guess, although “The Gang’s All Here" is a snappier title.

The film is divided into two scenes. The first is the gangbang. The second is a threesome of boy scouts (boy rangers?) around a pool.

The film opens in a club with a couple of Brazilian twinks dancing as a mirror ball plays over the scene. Four other twinks sit and watch. (I know they are Brazilian because by now I know the Portuguese word for ”suck”.) A third performer joins them who was not identified in the picture credits, but as the cover stated "starring Rafael” I’ve decided to call him that. After all a twink by any other name…right? Rafael is a real cutie. He’s also a horny little thing. They’ve only wiggled about for a bit before Rafael is pulling off the other’s shirts and pulling down their pants. When he starts sucking dick, the four wallflowers decide to join them. One of them cuts off the music and turns up the lights. (Good boy!) Everyone strips and Rafael becomes the center of attention. He sucks them all. As Rafael is busy sucking away another twink eats his ass to prepare for the gangbang. Now everyone has a go at fucking him. With a cock in his mouth and another in his ass, Rafael is having a wonderful time. Eventually he lies back on a table so they can fuck him in the missionary position. (He still keeps sucking cock.) Unfortunately this—my favorite position—does not go on for as long as the standing doggie-fuck earlier. Rafael cums while being plowed, but this doesn’t stop the others from continuing to screw him. To end the scene, Rafael lies on the floor and the others bathe him in boy batter. Everyone hugs and kisses.

For the second scene we find two twinks in their boy ranger suits with the red stockings sitting on the edge of a swimming pool. Two other young rangers enter and push them fully clothed into the pool. These two then wrestle and fall in too. They splash one another. One of the twinks hauls himself out of the pool and splits, never to be seen again. The remaining three start to kiss and take off their shirts. The climb out of the pool, strip, and start sucking dick. They then fuck one another. Of course three don’t constitute a ‘gangbang” especially if everyone’s getting fucked; and since one the guys left before the action began “the gang’s not here” either. But these three are cute with nice stiff uncut weenies, and are a pleasure to watch.

I didn’t find this film to generate much heat. The guys are cute, the sex is OK, but I really can’t give this more than an “above average” rating. I don’t normally say what price films should go for unless they are really bad and I put something like $3.00. Or if they are stupendous and I put $50.00. I would say about this one, however, that I think it is overpriced; and if one is going to spend this amount of money it would be better spent elsewhere.