Gangbang MILFs 2 (Pandemonium) Review

Reviewed by knavish  on  12/30/2018

This review was of a download version of the film which had no 'Behind the Scenes' material for review. Watched at the original size, 720 x 480, video quality is mostly acceptable.

Scene 1. Nicolette (Mrs Blue). Nicolette is a gorgeous looking woman with long golden blonde tresses. She's wearing a bright red, loosely fitting halter dress fastened across her chest with a jewelled clasp. Around her neck is short Swarovszki-style necklace with a pendant of faux-diamonds set in gold at her throat. She wears bright red lipstick, red high heels, and red lingerie to match her dress. With her long eyelash extensions Nicolette looks every bit the irresistible, classy whore. (How I love those ladies!).
She's sitting between the men, laughing, flashing her eyes and her smile but she wastes no time getting out the first cock. Leaning over, she sucks it to attention. There are ribald exchanges (in German) between her and others off screen as she continues her sucking and licking ministrations. Very soon, the hem of her dress is around her slim waist and she clambers over to a second seated gent whose cock is already out, poking through his flies. As she sucks him, the first guy's dick enters her in doggy but Nicolette seems not to notice - she seems more interested in getting the third dick in her mouth and getting face-fucked. As the two cocks bang away at either end, the guy in the middle fondles a breast. The doggy entry produces a nice pussy gape which Nicolette can hold for a short time only. The view isn't the best but a pussy gape is always on my 'hoping for' list.
A quick change of position has Nicolette's right leg up on a table and there are some nice shots of the first dick in her pierced pussy. Penetration here is shallow, perhaps she's not fully relaxed although the cock is slick with her juices when he takes it out. I bet she's a very tasty lady. There are some unusual camera angles; one travels from top left (her pussy in doggy) underneath her breasts to bottom right where she's giving head. There are some nice middle distance group shots to give balance and perspective.

There's a switch next, and a different cock takes her in doggy whilst she sucks her juices off the first. There is a general ambience of fun and pleasure which is refreshing in these days of breast slapping, spitting and hair-pulling. These guys are enjoying themselves and so is Nicolette - how innocent they seem! This time, the cock goes in deeper, almost balls deep, so clearly Nicolette is warming up. A pussy takes 20-30 minutes to expand fully and accept the longest dicks all the way in. All pussies will take 9 inches, perhaps more, given sufficient time. After all they have to take babies!
Next, they have this delicious blonde MILF set up in rev cowgirl. Balls deep in this position is easy. She gives head in turn to the other guys as she impales her pelvis on the lucky dick. She spreads her thighs impossibly wide - a magnificent sight! The pace varies and there are a variety of camera angles to give interest, including some closeups of the cock going in all the way. She has an exquisitely formed set of pussylips and it's a pity there weren't a few 'stills' of these. Poor Nicolette has all the work to do. She moans, and sighs, and gasps as she fucks, her head thrown back, her mouth wide open with its gash of red.

Completely submissive, the lovely lady is lying on her back on the table with her dress and lingerie removed. A guy kneels behind her pretty head with his cock in her mouth; another guy takes her pussy in mish, her left leg on his shoulder. She strokes off the third dick beside her. They play with her breasts as she lies there fucking - sometimes gently, sometimes like she wants to get off. Sadly for her she does not. It's all very good humoured and almost innocent (did I write that before?). Before very long, she tells them she wants their sperms in her mouth. She sits up for the feast. So they jerk off, but although she acts like she wants the loads in her mouth, she does her best to keep the volume which actually hits the target fairly low. Undoubtedly, some sperms get in and many tens of thousands will swim past her tonsils as they speed to their doom in her stomach acid. I would have preferred her to take all the cum she could and swallow it, or pop some in her pussy with her fingers. Others will probably be grateful that these were very good facials featuring mostly thick, chunky cum which formed gobs on her face. She rubs the spilled spermy liquid into her breasts and chest before giving her friends one of her bewitching smiles. What a Mother!

Scene 2. Faith (Ms) Leon. This scene shouldn't be in this compilation at all. Firstly, I very much doubt if, at the time of filming, Faith was a Mother(ILF); her lovely breasts bear none of the permanent hallmarks of pregnancy. Secondly, two males do not constitute a 'gang'. How a young beauty like Faith Leon got mixed up in this second-rate effort is beyond me.
Where to start? Any wannabe porn director can learn what not to do from this scene. Don't film porn with three participants on a narrow bed with a springy mattress (if you do, be prepared for one of them to catapult off the bed during a blow job - approx 26m 30s into the film); don't hire a body-builder who can't maintain wood; don't strip out the dialogue and substitute weird music (a copyright dodge?); don't allow your male talent to fuck a beautiful, naked young woman in his socks and shoes; how low can you get? Where's the respect? Where's the professionalism? And don't use a floral bed coverlet like your grandma's for fucking on - this spooked me completely.

The only good things in this scene, apart from the hilarious episode at 26m 30s into the film, are Faith and some very good photography. She does her best with the inadequate male talent provided and fucks as well as can be expected in the cirumstances. Her very pale skin is unusual in a natural brunette, and with her slightly ample covering, gives her a Rubens-esque quality. She's exactly the kind of woman he portrayed in his paintings - ample and erotic. Her face, hair, breasts, pelvis, thighs are a delight to behold and although her pussy is on display in many shots, sadly there are no close-ups of it, no pussylips and no clitoris.
The popshots (they couldn't be called 'loads') were weak to the point of not being there. Although Faith made it clear she was up for CIM the only food the males could provide for the hungry girl were meagre amounts of a thin, watery gruel.

Scene 3. Selena (Mrs Silver). The slim, shapely blonde Mrs Silver is on all fours on another small bed. She's very attractive proposition, with her delightful rump raised high in the air for inspection and attention. She submits to a little rimmimg and general exploration and tasting of her pussy. He slides two fingers in - she's slick in there - and there's an inviting gape when they're withdrawn. Meantime, at the other end she's sucking cock. Her whore kit consists of a tiny black G-string with matching bra, silver stilettos, and silver belly chain with threaded with hearts. Mr Buster Good wastes no time before easing into her pussy in doggy. His rhythm is slow to begin with to give the pussy a chance to warm up, not that it needed to as Buster's cock is by no means a giant amongst cocks. At the other end, again, as with Ms Faith, Mr West has a wood problem. It is turgid rather than erect. Perhaps in an attempt to bring it to life, it is offered some pussy and they swap places. Mr West manages to squash his reluctant member into Mrs Silver's beautiful, wonderful pussy. She deserved, needed, and should have got bigger and better! But. for a while the dodge worked and power was restored. I'm not surprised, for how could any man fucking her in doggy resist the glorious shape laid out in front - her broad, white pelvis, her knees wide apart in submission, the hour-glass shape of her slim waist, her pretty breasts hanging down like toy udders, her blonde head bobbing on the other dick. What an irresistible woman you are, Mrs Silver!

Next it's cowgirl with Mr Good. I doubt if his dick manages to penetrate her pussy more than 2 or 3 inches at most. There are some nice shots of strands of Selena's sticky pussyjuice clinging to her fingers as she tries to tease the cock to greater heights. (Mr Silver might not be best pleased if he knew how wet his wife gets when she's fucking with strangers). Mr Good's dick glistens with her secretions. Mr West tries to open her anus but the rigidity just isn't there. Mrs Silver comes to his aid by rammming two of her fingers in to dilate the orifice - only then can he squash his bashful member inside. So, they manage a DP but the fucking is tentative - if it got too vigorous I guess one or both dicks might pop out. Mrs Silver does her best to look sluttish, leering at the camera as if she's being rogered within an inch of her life, when we know in reality she can hardly tell if there are one, two, or no dicks at all in her business section. The poor thing has no chance of 'getting off' with these two buckaroos.
Suddenly Mr West climbs off the lady and stroking hard, lines up to shoot his load in her mouth. Instead, the dick gets a quick blow (resuscitation) job so he can hit her pussy again in doggy. Mr Good, meantime lies on his back as Mrs Silver sucks her pussyjuices off his dick - delicious I'll bet! The wood problem remains and despite all Mrs Silver's efforts, they never manage to fuck both her holes simultaneously in a convincing manner. The poor woman must've thought there was something wrong with her - there isn't Selena, you are gorgeous - it's their fault.

Mr Good then grabs Mrs Silver's breasts like they were stress relief balls, squeezing them hard in his fists. I hate this. A woman's breasts, areolae, and nipples are highly sensitive erotic zones, never mind that the breast's other purpose is to make milk. A young woman's breasts are there to be enjoyed, not abused. Respect them, guys - and the lady! Next, Mrs Silver decides it's time to see if the same Mr Good can service her anal canal. He does this for a while before the lady suddenly dismounts so his cock springs out abruptly and recoils. 'That'll teach you to mess with my tits', she says to herself. Needless to say, the chemistry is a bit lacking between the participants.
Next, they lie her on her back and put her legs on her shoulders so Mr Good can drill her arsehole. She gapes wide, much to this gent's effing satisfaction. Foolishly, in my opinion, she permits ass to pussy and pussy to ass, although the lucky dips are shallow, 2 to 3 inches at most. If I'd had the chance she'd have had a lot more to think about. That much achieved, they roll her on her shoulders for a reverse pile-driver in her pussy. This is the most successful section of the scene, that is until Mr Good decides he wants to spit in Mrs Silver's mouth. Trapped in the pile-driver, the silly girl sticks her tongue out in the belief his spit will miss - it doesn't. Thankfully, it misses when he tries again.

There is a lame attempt at another DP, at the start of which the same guy who nearly broke his neck setting up for a bj on Ms Faith, actually fell off the bed with a loud thud! 'You ok Stevie?', asks Mr Good. Hilarious! Mrs Silver looks on bemused. The scene limps on with the young lady coping as best she can with the inadequacies of the male 'talent'. There is a lot of huffing and puffing, moaning and swearing but it doesn't convince me that Mrs Silver is experiencing anything except disappointment. The scene ended as abruptly as it started - it just cut. No money shot. Selena Silver is an Award Nominated actress. How she got mixed up with this outfit, God only knows.

Scene 4. Brooklyn Holiday (Ms Brooklyn) is in lively action when the scene opens. Her pussy is already red, its lips parted to reveal the long gash of its open and welcoming cavity (anatomically, the vestibule). It's a beautiful sight. That pronounced red/pink cavity above the tunnel of her pussy shows in many shots. Ms Brooklyn's pussy is not quite like other pussies that way. She's a very attractive stripper type, she has dyed black hair, she's heavily tattoed, and she's on all fours on a bed wearing zebra coloured lingerie, with 6 inch black stilettos. In a split second, the first dick is inside her. She yells and swears a lot: 'fuck that pussy harder, fuck it harder, come on', she barks between sucks as she blows the second dick. They lay her on her back and she slips out of her thong. 'Come on, put me where you want me!'. Her head hangs out over the side of the bed and she takes cock from a guy standing behind - the ideal position for deep-throating. At the other end, she's taking cock in her pussy 'get it in there, fuck it, fuck it!'. With her knees parted and held up towards her shoulders, access to her glorious gash is unimpeded and he shoves his small/medium sized cock inside - balls deep. He holds her legs like ski poles as he slaloms into her. Meanwhile, the first guy tells her to swallow his dick. Neither cock is exactly rampant and again the lady isn't served well in that regard. If the dicks are hard it's easy for the woman. Ms Brooklyn is game for anything and she can't give her best with these two. I'd like to see her take some BBC up her vagina, take sperm on her cervix, and check with a speculum. As she's being fucked she asks if the guy wants her to cum all over his cock. She yells and swears more: 'fuck it harder, harder, harder'. At least in this scene there is a bit of life in the fucking unlike the dismal efforts in scenes 2 and 3. Ms Brooklyn is no deep-throater but she tries her very best.

They move her back on the bed and the bj-ed cock gets its turn in her pussy. There is some breast hitting, which I hate, and she asks him to spit in her face. I don't like this either, but others might. There's a little mild choking too which is okay by me, as long as she agrees and if it is only for a few seconds. 'Fuck me like the dirty whore I am', she pleads. Next it's reverse cowgirl. 'O fuck, your cock feels so good in my pussy'. More breast slapping. 'Pull my hair, pull my hair!', she tells them. There's plenty of vigorous balls deep action here, as the lady keeps up her effin' commentary. I like this woman, WYSIWYG - a dirty whore doing her thing! Great stuff.
Next, it's standing doggy with Ms Brooklyn on all fours again on the bed sucking the other cock. There are some more nice shots of pussy penetration. Her smallish breasts with their pierced nipples are free now and with her black hair and tats, she has a slightly Goth look. Doggy penetration over, she flips over to suck his dick and taste her pussyjuice. 'It tastes like fuckin' candy', she announces. At the other end she's being fucked in doggy; again there are some nice shots of the penetration, some of it balls-deep. A shortish cock isn't the best for porn even if it is quite thick, and this one springs out after less than a minute.

They switch to cowgirl as she blows the second dick. She gets to be fucked pretty well in this position. The action is fast and furious. This sequence is probably the best in the scene. There is good penetration with a sustained fucking rhythm, there are good views of the group and wonderful views of Ms Brooklyn's magnificent rump complete with red welts, AND there's a bj going on at the other end. 'How does it feel?', one of them asks her. 'It feels fuckin' great', she says as she takes a breather. There's a discussion about pizzas and who ordered what. With that settled, Ms Effin' Brooklyn switches cocks for the next cowgirl session. Right away the shortish cock sinks in all the way. She bends over to suck the larger one which has just come out of her. 'Ohhhh, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me', she implores between mouthfuls. Lots of 'Oh yea's' and swearing as he jabs in and out. Not content with his efforts, Ms Brooklyn takes matters into her own pelvis. Sitting up, she impales herself on the dick, rocking and gyrating, swearing and yelling constantly. She's one sex-mad bitch! The bed springs are taking a pounding and complain loudly. There are some nice close ups during this cg session.

Next, Ms Brooklyn gets fucked in mish and there are some very tasty shots of her busy pussy, reddened, lips open, wet and welcoming. It's the way every pussy should be - perfect! 'Fuck that pussy harder', she pleads, as her pussylips cling to the cock on the outstroke. Now, it's the other dick's turn. He rams it in mercilessly using slower strokes, sometimes pausing on the in-stroke.

Finale. 'Give me the cum, I want it in my mouth, all over my face'. They make her sing the phrase again! She adds, 'I wanna fuckin' taste it. I'm hungry for your fuckin' load, I wanna taste it, I wannit down my fuckin' throat'. They cum in her mouth, decent loads, she plays with it and gargles, but she doesn't swallow on camera. If she spits out off camera and thinks she'll not swallow their sperms, she's kidding herself. There's a hundred million little tadpoles in each load. The pretty bitch can't spit out every last one. If she doesn't want to swallow, why not creampie her? She's got to be on birth control. I'd like to see warm cum leaking out of her steaming, red hot pussy.

Scene 5. Jordan (Mrs Haze). The first thing that catches my eye when the scene opens is Mrs Haze's beautiful porn mouth. Her lips are coated in a thick layer of glossy mauve lipstick. I can tell that she knows about her mouth, first by the way it's painted, and second by her first action in the scene - to shape it open like a pussy and insert fingers. Her mouth is a huge cavity which she opens ever wider, inserting more fingers until she could probably fist it - now that would have been something different. The second thing that I notice are her huge, erect nipples on what seem to be very nicely enhanced breasts. These are not bolt-ons. They look as good as the real thing, and hopefully feel as good to fondle and suck. The third thing that I notice as the camera pans out, are her wide open thighs, straddling the two men, one on either side. She's teasing them, rotating her pelvis to bring her pussy forwards, then hiding it away, then bringing it forwards, and so on. She's a very sexy dame and she knows her business. Her thong is dark blue in a lace material, and she's wearing a black suspender belt with garters for black stockings. Her magnificent breasts are supported underneath by a matching dark blue shelf bra, sometimes called a quarter cup. This feat of structural engineering not only supports her breasts, but throws them forwards towards her admirer(s), as if they were being offered on an invisible plate. I can't take my eyes off this woman! She's hypnotic.
The men caress her velvety white inner thighs and begin to touch her up - her pussy through the fabric to begin with. Then, unable to resist, the fabric is pulled to one side revealing a sleepy pussy with full, meaty lips, begging to be sucked and tasted. This pussy isn't ready for fucking yet as her lips are still touching, there is no swelling of her lips or reddening, and there are no sticky juices.. A finger is inserted whilst the second buckaroo drips spittle on to Mrs Haze's right nipple. For the life of me, I don't get this. Does it give the guy a kick? Surely not. Does the lady enjoy it? Definitely not. Is it something, viewers want to see, or get a kick from? I doubt it very much. So why do it? Why not suck that gorgeous nut of a nipple - that's what it's there for - and see if the lovely Mrs Haze has any milk? You never know till you try! Occasionally there will be a deliciously warm, sweet surprise (women who've not been pregnant can make milk - all that is needed is regular suckling - 5 min each side in 5 min periods - 1 hr/day).

One of the guys is a foot fetishist. Mrs Haze giggles as he tickles her foot through her stockings. They stroke her pussylips and she, herself, inserts a finger - the lips have swollen a little and she is almost ready for penetration. A long, curved dick appears 'Give me that cock', she demands. Her glorious white thighs are splayed wide open - always does it for me - as she tastes her juices off her fingers and sucks a little at one of the cocks. Legs akimbo, still sitting on the couch, she bj's the two dicks alternately, her pussy peeking out slightly. She deep throats beautifully, and holds it. The other dick has a northwards curve, making it impossible for the lady to deep-throat him from that angle - he needs to stand behind her head before sticking it down her throat. Mrs haze then deep-throats cock and balls, and holds. 'Nasty, nasty', says the other guy. She can't manage to same with him - the northward curve, and he's an inch longer. Off the couch now the blowing session continues with renewed energy. She takes a deep-throat pile driver and soon is able to deep throat both dicks, although not at the same time....

As she blows one, she squats down on the second cock in rev cg. She's quite tight in there and the cock doesn't piston very well at the start. It's difficult to coordinate the rhythms but they manage this for a short time before they reurn to the couch. She takes the first cock in rev cg balls deep, and deep throats the second in pile driver. They hold the double balls deep position before a short fucking of both orifices in time with each other. I've watched a lot of porn and I never saw this done before, AND it was exceptionally well done. There follows a session of rev cg with bj - Mrs Haze is a real woman, a great body with plenty to grab hold of. Next, she's on all fours for a quick doggy fuck as she sucks the other dick. 'Spank me', she says, laughing, 'I've been real bad'. Doubtless, Mr Haze would agree, unless, of course, he packed her off to do the shoot! The film cuts. There's no money shot.

If you wish to see the second half of this scene with Jordan you'll find it in MILF Hookers 4, scene 1.