Gangbang Auditions 8 Review

Reviewed by snowden porn  on  5/24/2002

This is my first purchase from Diabolic's Gangbang Audition series. I know exactly what's gonna take place, come on, we're talking about Diabolic here! There's gonna be good solid performances with a bit of anal, DPP, DP, DAP, A2M, and all the usual positions thrown in for good measure. This movie has a respectable female cast in Shyla, Kimberly and Judy, and not forgetting those lucky bastards who get to ruin these pretty girls...the Diabolic Crew consisting of Lexington Steele, Mr Marcus, Eric Everhard etc. You may think these are the ingredients for a good hardcore movie but unfortunately I feel some ingredients have been omitted.

Scene 1: Shyla V's the Diabolic Crew

Moans and Groans

This and every other scene begins with a lame black and white interview. How boring is this interview? Answer: very boring. Gregg Alan, if that is Gregg Alan firing the questions is so lame. (apologies if it's not you Gregg). Sure we find out that this is Shyla's first gangbang, and that she done double anal last week, but every question seemed so unimaginative, and he kept repeating her answers like an echo! It was like:

Who are you?

I'm Shyla.

Shyla?

Where are you from?

Va. Canada.

Va. Canada.

Seriously, Howard Sterns' job is safe.

After the interview, we jump straight into the action. Shyla's kneeling and ready to suck some cock. She asks the guys to 'stroke that' as the guys seem to be having trouble achieving wood. Along with seeing Shyla suck cock, we always see at least one other guy at every point stroking himself trying to gain stiffness. Do I really need to see this? I guess the advice here is: if you are prepared to watch a gangbang movie, you have to accept the fact that part of the picture will always include at least one other male jerking off. This continued throughout the movie and can get just slightly annoying!

There is no 'body worship' and no tease, just look at Shyla on the cover! She's dressed so sexy but this is all taken for granted and her body ignored. So if you enjoy a bit of tease in your movies you ain't gonna find it here.

Most of the DP's, DPP's and DAP's were all shot from behind. This meant crap views for the viewers as the insertions were rarely captured well. Instead of seeing the insertions, we see Mr Marcus' and Eric's big hairy behinds. Why wasn't this shot better? What happened to capturing the action from a different angle? It seemed always to be captured from directly behind which in fact captured nothing expect big hairy bums.

At one point I think the action is hotting up! Shyla's in a reverse cowgirl...she tips her head back...a guy begins to deepthroat...What a fucking let down! we see 2 seconds of this action! Just as I though it was getting good the camera fades away! What's that all about?

I'm happy with that

One good thing about gangbang flicks is that you know you are gonna see one girl take lots of sperm and Shyla does just that. Every drop gets swallowed and Shyla impresses. She gags and comes close to vomit on two occasions and in my opinion the cumshots save the scene.

Scene 2: Kimberly V's the Diabolic Crew

Moans and Groans

Another very boring interview, this guys voice is so annoying, just get on with it if you ain't got nothing interesting to say!

All the usual action here except no DAP. The scene ends with 6 cumshots, 2 into the mouth and swallowed, 4 facials leaving Kimberly a very messy girl.

As Victorio says "Next Please!"

Scene 3: Judy V's the Diabolic Crew

How many more boring interviews are there? The only good thing is that Judy's French/Canadian accent is nice. We get a tiny bit of tease once the interview is over before she goes to work on the guys little wieners, I'm sure it won't take Judy too long to work them up. She does DP, DPP and DAP.

Moans and Groans

I've said it before about Judy in my 2on1 #11 review. I didn't like her boyish screams then, and I don't like them now. Its so off putting!

Finally after 2minutes of jerking off, the final guy cums to end the scene and the movie.

Overall

Not impressed at all, I'm just glad there were only three scenes to watch. The extras are better than the movie - check em out below.

Extras Standard extras: cumshot recap (lots of cumshots to watch!), reversible sleeve (incase your parents find it), inlay menu poster type thing (I like these!), photo gallery (what's the point?), DVD releases (I love these and there's lots of em!)

Hope this helps you in deciding your future porn purchases. I hope I haven't been too harsh but these are my honest opinions - I really didn't think much of it. If you have any queries, complaints, advice please feel free to email me at snowden_porn@yahoo.com .