Full Service Fuckers Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/22/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 87 min.

Production Date: 10 / 5, 7, 12 / 2005

Director: Dan Silver

Cast: Barbara Summer, Cherokee, Holly Wellin, Mysti May, Sophia, Barry Scott, Evan Stone, James Deen, Jack Lawrence, and Trent Tesoro

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: There's a pretty good cast here and Dan Silver has impressed me with some of his past work. That said, there's something about this one that makes me a little nervous...

Initial Reaction: It's about as average as average can get.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a fairly generic porno

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that seems special or unique in any way

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format and is a touch weaker. There are some very noticeable lighting inconsistencies and lots of very noticeable camera motion. It isn't the shaky, as soon as I finish shooting this I'm getting myself back into rehab camera shakes, but just a nearly constant motion that's next to impossible to ignore.

Music: None

False Advertising: The cover lists a behind the scenes featurette as being in the extras, but none appears on the DVD. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.

Menus: The main menu moves from some nice animation to a still with a little background animation. The chapter menu is nicely handled, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the lady in it. You can also choose a scene based on a still of each of the girls with their name, which also lets you choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

Full Service Fuckers apparently focuses on girls in service industries who go the extra mile to satisfy their customers. Manicurists, pool girls, and bellhops are just a few of the girls featured here. Sometimes they get right to the action and sometimes they let you know what else they do other than sucking and fucking.

Scene 1 – Holly Wellin and James Deen

Holly, a cutie who's between her blonde and brunette phases here, starts things out sucking James' cock by the pool before they magically move inside. She keeps sucking him before turning around so James can give her pussy a couple rubs and plunge his cock inside it. She rolls to her back for a little missionary work before climbing up for a reverse cowgirl ride, and after a few bounces slides James from her pussy into her ass. Holly makes sure to take a break to suck James' cock clean, and also lets him feed her ass his cock missionary style before taking a nice pop in her mouth. She nastily shows it off to the camera, and the camera fades out before she can swallow it.

This is an okay scene. Holly looks good (as always) and puts out some nice energy and vocals. She and James have okay chemistry, but the scene just seemed to be missing that spark that takes a decent scene and makes it a really good or great scene. I think part of this is Holly's feeling like she has to give plenty of nasty looks that just looked kind of corny. The camera moves around to give plenty of views of the action, but just seems rather devoid of passion towards Holly and James. I really wanted to like this, but it ended up feeling just a little too generic for me.

Scene 2 – Barbara Summer and Jack Lawrence

Barbara, a good looking bottle blonde, starts out in the closet with Jack wearing a sexy maid's outfit. She and Jack magically come out of the closet, and he lets her continue to work on him orally as he lies back on a bed. Barbara nicely works him into her throat and gives him some great eyes as she sucks him before letting her hair down as Jack helps her strip out of her outfit and worships her ass a bit. Jack gives her tits a little attention before moving down to tongue her pussy to prepare it for his cock. When she's ready he starts fucking her missionary style before letting her take it doggie style and spooning her. Barbara rolls to her back and plays with her ass for Jack a little before he comes up to kiss it and fuck it missionary style. He pulls out so she can show some nice gapes, and also lets her ride him reverse cowgirl style with her ass. They return to missionary for Jack to finish off her ass, and he shows his appreciation by leaving a token of his affection all over her tongue and face that she appears to swallow down.

This is an above average scene. Barbara looks great in her maid's outfit, and gets into the sex nicely. There's some great looks and smiles between her and Jack, and he seems to put out a little effort to try to make sure she's pleased as well. Unfortunately the camera has the same apathetic feel to it, and that holds the scene back quite a bit. I have a feeling that this could have been a really good scene, but instead it just makes it past the average mark.

Scene 3 – Mysti May and Barry Scott

Cute brunette Mysti starts out the third scene moving Barry's cock from his pants into her mouth. She mixes in a little stroking and checks to see if he's ever got head from a manicurist before climbing up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. She mixes in a little more head and a standard cowgirl ride so Barry can grab her ass and spank it before bending over so he can take her from behind. They also get in some spooning and missionary work before Barry comes up to pop in Mysti's mouth.

This is a pretty good scene. As usual, Mysti is vocal and energetic. She really makes the scene fun to watch, and helped me get a little past the generic feel of it. Once again the camera work leaves a bit to be desired, but it captured Mysti's smiles enough that I was able to forgive it a little more here due to it seeming like it might have had an idea of the things it should be capturing. This is one of the better scenes in the movie.

Scene 4 – Cherokee and Evan Stone

In the elevator, fetishy bellhop Cherokee lets Evan know she's planning on going down before trying to work his cock out of his pants. She has a few problems, so Evan helps her out by ripping open his pants. She sucks him a little before letting him take her from behind and bouncing on him cowgirl style. She sucks him quickly before turning around for the reverse cowgirl, and lets him nail her missionary style as well. Finally, Evan pops on Cherokee's tits and lets her suck out the last little bit.

This had the potential to be a darn hot scene. Cherokee and Evan look to have nice chemistry, and her vocals aren't too bad. There's plenty of times when Cherokee seems to get into every thrust of Evan's cock in her pussy, and she eagerly cheers him on for a pop on her tits. The problem here is the lighting. For roughly half the scene, Evan and Cherokee seem to be half in darkness leaving the scene to feel cheap and rather inept. This is another scene that falls short of where it seemed like it should be.

Scene 5 – Sophia and Trent Tesoro

Sophia starts out the final scene kissing Trent on a couch wearing a green spaghetti strap top and a jean skirt. She drops the top so he can suck her tits before he moves down to tongue her twat and give it a little finger action. Trent keeps moving south to worship Sophia's feet before coming up so she can suck his cock, and even has her slide a leg over his head so they can sixty-nine. After pleasuring each other solo again, Sophia climbs up to ride Trent reverse cowgirl style and lets him manhandle her a bit as they roll around to spoon. Trent also takes her from behind and lets Sophia ride him cowgirl style before giving her a great open eyed pop in the mouth that she quickly swallows down.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. There's great chemistry between Trent and Sophia, and she seems to really like his rougher touch. There's plenty of great looks between them, and Sophia's vocals never seem the least bit forced. Yes, the camera work leaves a bit to be desired once again, but this is still a nicely enjoyable scene.

Full Service Fuckers isn't a bad movie, but also doesn't give the viewer anything to really make it feel special. The setups could have been fun, but there's never anything done with them to make the jobs seem like they matter. There's no way a line or two about being a manicurist is going to compare to a nice tease stroking fingers, sucking them, and then moving down to suck the cock. The cast is good and seems to get into the sex fairly well, but the camera work leaves plenty to be desired by having an unfocused feeling. It just wanders around throughout the movie and never gives the feeling like it's aiming somewhere because it's something you really have to see. The lighting is also frequently a bit low, and adds a bit to the feeling that there's nothing too special that one really needs to watch. Mysti and Sophia might have the best scenes in the movie, but even they are held back by things far beyond their control. Full Service Fuckers had the potential to be a very fun

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Butt Fuck, Sex Trap, Taboo 6, Hotsex.com, Face Fucked 2, and Heat. The photo gallery lasts nearly three minutes with about six seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. There's also commercials.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, ass to mouth, swallowing, and foot worship

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Rent this one first. It isn't bad, but it isn't too memorable either. The technical aspects aren't too bad, but the extras leave plenty to be desired (such as the behind the scenes featurette that's listed on the cover but doesn't appear in the movie). This is an okay DVD.

Note to Hustler: Please watch your cover claims a little closer in the future.

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