Fuck This Couch Review

Fuck This Couch
Burning Angel Entertainment
Directed by Joanna Angel
Date of Production:
Running Time: 1:59:44

Starring:
Joanna Angel
Gina Valentina
Kenzie Reeves
Kira Noir
Small Hands
Steve Holmes
Lucas Frost

Special Features:
Scene Selection
Trailers
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Gina and Steve
He's not happy about the new couch, so Joanna feels like she should make some new memories on the new couch. And first up is the lovely Gina in her sexy outfit, see through top, so that is always a good thing. They head upstairs and Gina feels like they should try out the new couch. Joanna and Gina jump all over it, testing it out, before a dildo comes into play, as Gina peels off her pants, and is all smiles as she begins to suck on the dildo, before teasing her pussy with it. She sets the toy down and begins to bring on the booty show as she dances on the dildo. With Joanna behind the camera, and a second camera, we get some various views and image quality. Gina continues to tease the camera, as the dildo spends some more time in her mouth and pussy. There's a knock at the door, and the Dirty Grandpa himself, Steve comes in and heads up stairs to find Gina already warming up. He comes in and offers a handshake and a smile, before he joins her on the new couch. Steve offers to help her out, as he pins back her leg and dives into her holes, licking and inhaling, which gets her purring pretty quickly. His cock comes out and she wastes no time wrapping her mouth, and a little tongue work as he fucks her face. A few kisses, before he convinces her to bend over in front of him, as he continues to enjoy her pussy and she continues to show his cock some love. Gina lays on her side, as his fingers continue to warm up her pussy, before he convinces both ladies to tug away at his cock. A little spit from Gina and he is back to tickling the back of her throat. She gets on all fours with the booty up, as he slides in and gives her some balls deep doggy action, getting her vocal with some deep and hard thrusts. She sits on the back of the couch, as he licks and plays with her feet, showing some love for the foot fetish folks out there. He leans her over the side of the couch, for another round of face fucking and stretching out her body. He slides up next to her for some spoon action, along with some strumming of her pussy, once again getting her vocal in her excitement. She quickly ends up on top of him, bouncing her body on his cock, as they both take turns strumming away at her pussy, before she screams her love for this couch. He takes some time to appreciate the booty, giving it a few smacks, which seems to drive her wild, and then gets her riled up with some finger banging that gets her really wet. He makes his way back into her pussy, which puts smiles on both of their faces. Joanna comes in and lets Steve grab onto the camera rig for some POV missionary action, as Gina stares into the camera. Gina climbs on his cock and brings on the booty show, as Steve continues to smack and grab it. To really break in the couch, Steve slides his cock in between the cushions, before he turns his focus back to Gina, getting her riled up with some pussy strumming and inhaling her pussy. He picks her up and gives her a ride on the bucking bronco, as they continue to test out the spring in the cushions. Joanna moves in closer to get some face shots, as they continue with some spoon action. She ends up on her side for more pussy action, as he leaves a little love custard inside her pussy, as Joanna moves in close with the camera.

Kira and Lucas
A quick call to Kira and Lucas, who are already getting hot and heavy, as she invites them over to have sex on the new couch. But before they even get to the couch, he pulls down her shorts and has his face buried in her booty, giving her holes a nice licking. She gets them to stop long enough to make their way upstairs and get quickly back to the action, as she grabs onto his cock and begins to show it some love. Kira gets on all fours, showing off that tight body of hers as she continues her oral appreciation with some slight POV action when we get Joanna's camera. He peels off her panties, as they position themselves right at the junction of the couch, which she exclaims is perfect for some reverse cowgirl, I don't think that was in the brochure. Kira is all smiles as he strums her pussy, and she spreads her legs wide for the camera. On her back, as she continues to spread her wings, as he dives in and gives her pussy a little finger work before making his way back inside her. To add a little spice to the scene, some lube is applied to his cock and plenty over her booty, as she climbs on and brings a very energetic booty show to the party. She stands up and shows off those legs that seem to go on for days, before she flips around and bounces her booty near his face, as she continues to suck and swallow his cock. Her eyes water up as the deep throating and ball appreciation continue before a oiled up doggy session follows. Some hair pulling and some deep thrusts and she's screaming her love for the couch. They get creative with some positions on the back of the couch, mixed in with more appreciation, before it's back to some doggy action. He pumps away until he pulls out and spreads some love custard on her booty , letting it drip down to her pussy.

Joanna, Kenzie and Steve
She gives him a quick update about the new couch, but he just wants more answers about his old couch. Joanna gives Steve a call and ask him to come back and have another round on the couch, but he is a little busy with Kenzie wrapped around his cock. A quick outfit change for Joanna, as Kenzie and Steve arrive, he's already got his cock out and ready to party. Steve takes over camera duties as the ladies get things going, with some kissing and talking about their outfits. The ladies continue to wrestle tongues, before Steve takes a seat on the couch and their focus turns to his cock, sharing it between them. I figure they would really take advantage of the POV camera, but the view from a distance is nothing to complain about. He leaves to set he camera down as they are locked in some heavy kissing and getting rid of some clothes, as he grabs onto Kenzie and dives into her booty. Joanna joins in the booty appreciation, rubbing and playing with her holes, before Steven dives into Joanna's booty, booty love all around. He shoves his cock in Kenzie's mouth. while also shoving his fingers inside Joanna's pussy, talk about multitasking. The ladies lay back in the couch, spread their legs as Steve and his fingers go to work on their pussies. Some missionary with Joanna, followed by some three-way tongue wrestling, followed by some great double teaming of his cock. Lots of love for his cock and balls, before Joanna climbs on and gives his cock a ride, while Kenzie dives in and gives her ass a few licks and fingers. Joanna picks up the pace, riding his cock, and Kenzie is there to show his balls some love. Lots of spit bubbles as Kenzie attacks his cock, and then climbs on and guides him inside her pussy, not taking long to bring some energy to the booty show. Kenzie leans over and does her best to offer Joanna's holes some love. He turns his focus to Joanna, getting her riled up with some finger banging, before he slides up next to her for some spoon action, while Kenzie takes a seat on her face. Kenzie lays down and shows off her long legs, which also seem to go on for days. She's got a case of the shakes as Steve dives in and gives her pussy some lashings with his tongue. Joanna grabs on and gives his cock some oral love and face fucking until he cums in her mouth. One more round of attention for Kenzie and some fishnet fucking, and either we are getting some overtime fun as Joanna rides his cock, or perhaps I was wrong about the cum shot, we shall see. And the longer the overtime lasts, the more I think I was wrong. Kenzie climbs on his pole and keeps that energy going, as well as the loud moans. Some holy trinity fun for Steve with Joanna on his face and the vocal Kenzie riding his cock, dismounting and letting Joanna jerk him off until he erupts, leaving some cream on his cock, which Kenzie and Joanna are quick to clean up.

Joanna and Small Hands
Well I think it is finally time that Small Hands gets to make some memories on the new couch. Joanna all sprawled out, looking sexy in her booty shorts, I think some magic is about to happen. A few kisses and some teasing of his crotch, before she pushes him down on the couch, and grinds away on his lap. Her shirt comes off, as she stuffs her tits in his face and mouth. More heated kisses and grinding on his crotch, before she lays back and teases him, before a quick edit to her with her hands and mouth around his cock. Some nice double fisting and deep throating, before he bends her over and peels off her shorts, and slides into her pussy from behind. As they continue in a few positions, there should be no surprise with the chemistry and heat between these two, the queen and king of Burning Angel. And I guess with Joanna being involved in this scene, you know it's going to be one camera view during the scene. He takes a seat on the back of the couch, putting some new ass prints on it, as she continues to suck and swallow, lathering up his cock with some spit. I will say that I am a little surprised that this seems to be the shortest scene in the movie. A missionary session, before he pulls out and spreads some love custard over her chest and mouth.

Overall Thoughts
It's that time of the year, when my job is picking up, plus add in reviews, and to really destroy any free time, I am in the middle of AVN voting. It's a busy time, but it is time to dive back into the world of Burning Angel. We have all had fond memories of a favorite furniture and all of the memories and events that occurred on said furniture. Small Hands isn't happy about Joanna getting rid of his favorite couch, but her and some sey friends are ready to make some new memories on a new couch. A few visual things that threw me off a little, but it may or may not bother you. Other than that, a decent release from Joanna Angel and Burning Angel.