Fuck Phys-Ed Review

Reviewed by sexotics2006  on  10/10/2019

Avoid entirely, unless you're a specific fan of one of the 4 actresses and need to see every scene she does. All scenes are EXACTLY the same: actress dances about for a minute, with music. Then music cuts, and she masturbates for a minute. Then the guy shows up for a spitty, saliva-string blowjob. Then POV fuck angle of her laying on her back with legs suspended in air. A few more fuck positions follow and a decent but forgettable cumshot ends the scene. Repeat 4 times, and you have the whole flick. There's nothing here that is creative, and there isn't even any delicious perversity to save the video that way. It's all mainstream action.



SCENE 1 - Anya Olsen
Anya gives us a little dance and rope-skipping routine to remind us how fit and trim her body is. The action is nothing memorable, with a standard 6/10 scene taking you through the usual positions. I found it personally annoying that she’s one of those girls who feels the need to make interrupted groan-gasp noises during oral thrusting, where it instead comes out sounding like a cross between a bullfrog repeatedly croaking and a toilet being unclogged. One cool thing about this scene is that you never once find out the identity of who she’s fucking. There are no head shots.

NOTEWORTHY POINTS:
• Masturbation Fetish Fans: She spends a few minutes riding one of those inflatable dildo exercise balls, with nice shots of her pussy and heart-shaped ass bouncing on it. However, the segment is more for fun and not serious orgasmic intent, with her chuckling the whole time.
• Messy Blowjob Fetish Fans: A saliva-soaked blowjob ensues with lots of spit bubbles and dangling spit streams.
• POV Fetish Fans: Crouching blowjob, suspended-legs fucking and doggystyle fucking are all shot looking like it’s you in the action. Well…. except I don’t know where I suddenly got that stallion-cock! But, yah.

CUMSHOT:
• Face and shoulders: He’s very well endowed, and I like how she gets both hands firmly wrapped around him for a double-fisted jerk-off that seals an eye shut and launches past her. She never breaks her look of enjoyment/enthusiasm. But it’s not great.




SCENE 2 - Carolina Sweets
A similar formula to the 1st scene, but Carolina prances out looking way hotter in a tight little hockey cheerleader outfit. A quick minute of masturbation with a toy hockey stick should have been much longer. A virtually identical scene plays out, with the exact same spitty blowjob skills and suspended legs fucking, but it scores a higher 7/10 rating because she’s sexier in her thigh-high white sports socks and there’s a better facial finish.

NOTEWORTHY POINTS:
• Exact same ‘messy blowjob’ and ‘POV’ points as scene 1.

CUMSHOT:
• Tongue & Face: More of a spattercum-style facial with flinging droplets raining down onto her face. It just needed to be a higher volume. But she swallows what she gets.




SCENE 3 - Miya Bijou
The same prancing-around intro quickly leads to a oily 7/10 fuck scene that has nice video aesthetics due to the contrast between her darkly tanned body and the plain white background. She gets soaked a few times and taken through the standard round of positions.

NOTEWORTHY POINTS:
• Masturbation Fetish Fans: You get a long segment of her manually swirling and rubbing her oil soaked pussy with her fingers. It was nice!

CUMSHOT:
• Creampie: He withdraws and you get a single small spurt of cum that ejects and slops across her butt crack, which she quickly cleans up, licking her sticky fingers. That sentence sounds better than it actually looks though.




SCENE 4 - Adria Rae
Same old, same old. She trots around in a fitness outfit, this time outside in the backyard. A quick dildo masturbation leads to the exact same action as the other scenes. At this point, I totally checked out mentally and probably didn’t give this 7/10 scene a fair shake (literally), but it was just such a carbon copy of the other scenes!

NOTEWORTHY POINTS:
• Exact same ‘messy blowjob’ and ‘POV’ points as scene 1,2 and 3.

CUMSHOT:
• Face: He beats off way too long and though Adria’s got her usual overly-smiley look, she didn’t seem that into it either. It was a decent facial, but ultimately forgettable.


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Multiple screen shots for all scenes can be found by scrolling down on the page at THIS LINK.
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