Fuck My Ass (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by howie  on  10/8/2005

Director: Toni Ribas
Running time: 2:44
Cast list (in scene order): Sophia; Alicia Allighetti; Frenchie; Missy Monroe; Taryn Thomas

My very short review:
Echoing bono-ONE’s review, Fuck My Ass was better than your average porno. When it comes to PXP and RLD releases, the deciding factor for me is the female cast. The lack of strong production values --- bare sets and same old male performers, to name but a few misgivings --- is more than made up for by the wall-to-wall sex. While the sex action may seem undistinguishable between other PXP and RLD releases, it’s the chicks and what they bring to the table that set these movies apart.

Toni has assembled a rather nice cast of female fuck buddies headed by Taryn Thomas, one of the better known “it” girls of the moment. In fact, the DVD cover states that Taryn performs her first double vag scene. A note to readers is that Toni is a little rough (i.e. hair pulling, making the girls gag on his cock, hard fingering) with the girls in the scenes where he is a performer. I’m not into the rough stuff though Toni doesn’t take it too far. I wanted to point that out since it does factor into my overall rating. Anyway, here are the highlights, if any, of each scene:

Scene 1 – Sophia with Toni:
Toni was a little rough with her and Sophia played along. Sophia has a great body and she is no stranger to anal, which was decent here and the highlight was the balls deep doggie anal. 3 out of 5.

Scene 2 – Alicia Allighetti with Manuel Ferrara & Michael Stefano:
Alicia is a stunner and one to look out for in the near future. She does a great job of keeping up with these high-powered cocksmen. The guys nailed her ass pretty good in doggie where she showed off her gaping skills. The action included some good DP action and the scene ended on a high note as she swallowed both loads. 4 out of 5.

Scene 3 – Frenchie with John Strong:
I like girls with tans and as a result, Frenchie didn’t catch my eye during this scene. She took it in the ass like a champ but this scene was too average. 2 out of 5.

Scene 4 – Missy Monroe with Toni Ribas & Erik Everhard:
This was a high energy fuck fest where Missy got a good pounding in both holes. The action went right into 5th gear once it started and it was good stuff. Missy did get some DP action and she saved her squirting technique for the behind the scene segment. 3 out of 5.

Scene 5 – Taryn Thomas with Toni Ribas & Michael Stefano:
Taryn looked great in her black lingerie outfit that quickly came off once Michael entered the picture. This was clearly the best scene of the porno as Taryn gave it all she had and then some. Taryn gave up her ass and her gapes were impressive. There was DP in multiple positions and at the end of the scene there was double vag in CG, which was hot stuff. After some hard fingering in her pussy by Toni, Taryn did squirt some pussy juices. That was followed by the cumshots, which she swallowed. 4 ½ out of 5.

Noteworthy extra(s):
The bonus scene is with Frenchie and it is shot in POV style with Toni as the man providing the cock. The scene lasts approximately 15 minutes and features BJ and vag action in both cowgirl positions. To end this scene, Frenchie gets on her knees and jerks Toni to a popshot into her open mouth, which she is more than happy to swallow down. Very average scene.

The BTS segment is 25 minutes and it contains some off-camera sex action prior to the start of the scenes. There were 2 portions that stood out --- the 1st with Taryn where Toni and Michael can’t seem to get enough of fucking her. Secondly, over a extended period Missy gets fingered and fucked to multiple squirts.

Summary:
This would be a strong candidate for a rental and a possible purchase if found for less than $15. There were 2 standout scenes and they were Alicia’s and Taryn’s. Coincidentally, they were the 2 best looking girls in the cast.

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