Fuck My Ass -N- Make Me Cum 4 Review

Vanessa Lane

Ms. Lane is a super flexible freak. Even though I have no inside info, I could only guess that she was a gymnast on the fast track until an indiscretion with a judge got her barred from the Olympic committee. Maybe it’s wishful thinking, but it makes for a good story don’t it?

It’s obvious to me that this girl loves to fuck, but I have to admit that despite her fevered panting something tells me she wants that check a whole lot more than a nut. That’s alright though, at least she puts in a full days work.

Her figure is flawless and she manages positions that only a well maintained freak machine could pull off. It’s a bit over the top, but fulfill the gymnast fantasy in every man.

The scene was shot well, but I couldn’t help but be preoccupied with the poor acting that Vanessa brought to the table in this scene.

Poppy Morgan

After the 1st time I saw this girl I had my money on her (along with Barbra Summer & Trina Michaels) to be the biggest new stars of 2005. Unfortunately, Poppy didn’t cross the finish line with the vigor I hoped for, but I have to still stay swole for this girl because something about her just whispers sex to me.

This scene was ruined by D Minus camera work. Poppy is capable of great performances and has a body that should look good from any angle, but for some reason this guy managed to make this perky import look like a clumsy groupie. Too bad cause Ms. Morgan has yet to disappoint.

Laura

This girl looks like about any blonde you’d pass in the produce section of your favorite grocer. On a closer look, she’s actually much cuter than I first thought. Her true appeal comes in the fact that she could pass for that girl in the cubicle down the hall that you know is a freak despite the geeky glasses and loafer style shoes that she wears to work.

The sex was much improved from the last scene but the anal appeared to be anything but comfortable. Even though the male talent never appeared to get serious penetration, this girl hung in there and attempted to make the scene look pleasing. Decent scene, good camera but forced anal.

Veronica Jett

Goth is the 1st word that came to mind when I saw this bat cave bitch, but when she turned around an ass straight out of the ghetto was starring right back at me. Who new this waif like goth goddess was packing an ass like that. I don’t know what kind of work Veronica is getting, but my guess is if she traded goth for glam she would be a rising star.

This scene boasted the best camera work so far. My philosophy is simple when it comes to porn. “If you do it, shoot it!” The director took that to task in this scene by building a great scene around a gangsta ass.

Hillary Scott

Ms. Scott has an ever growing fan base, but I’m still not impressed. She did enlarge her chest in hopes of boosting her career, but when I look at her I still see that 13 year old brace faced girl from next store and it creeps me out.

No doubt that Hillary fucks, but despite 2257 claims she looks entirely too young for a grown man to enjoy. With that in mind I have to enter a neutral score for this scene cause I just don’t have the stomach to watch any girl who doesn’t appear to be of legal age.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

This title is solid rental, but I wouldn’t suggest a buy based on the slightly above average production on a whole. The Lighting, BTS and Audio were all top shelf, but you can’t market a title on that.