Fuck Me In the Bathroom 3 Review

Synopsis
Five hot scenes of bathroom sex featuring Burning Angel’s hottest tattooed starlets.

Scene 1: Cali Nova and James Deen
James Deen is at some club (one that looks remarkably familiar to me for some reason), getting cash out of the ATM, when foxy bleach-blonde Cali pulls him into the bathroom and drops to her knees to suck his cock. Some of my favorite Burning Angel scenes have been with Cali, and she doesn’t disappoint here, with that pale skin and those beautiful tits of hers. James gets her up against he wall and fucks her in doggie, giving us some great shots of her large labia and pink anus. After pausing to lick said anus a bit, James goes back to the pussy for some more fucking while he lubes up Cali’s asshole, and then bends her over the toilet for more doggie vag until he finally slides his schlong slowly through her anal sphincter. Cali rubs her clit as James fucks her in doggie anal on the toilet seat, then does A2M before getting her pussy pounded again standing. Then it’s back up against the wall for some more, until James pulls out and shoots his load on Cali’s spread asshole as she holds her cheeks apart. She wipes off the cum with some toilet paper, leaving a dazed james in the stall as she pops out naked and steals his cash. Fantastic views, great chemistry, and a beautiful woman make this a truly amazing scene.

Scene 2: Sparky and Steve Holmes
Sparky is waiting at a tattoo parlor, and hears businessman Steve jerking off in the bathroom. She goes to join him, and drops to her knees to give a topless BJ. I like the way she looks with her dyed black hair, and her body seems to have a bit more padding here than in The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure. Not sure which scene was filmed first, but bubbly Sparky looks her best here with a little extra weight. She gets her snatch licked, and then bends over to get her pussy stuffed in doggie, showing us that nice fat ass of hers. She gives him a BJ and then licks his ass (!), before getting on top to ride him in cowgirl as he sits on the toilet. To my surprise, he slides it in her ass after a while, and they fuck in doggie anal and reverse cowgirl anal, followed by A2M, more doggie anal into her gaping hole, and then we close with an A2M BJ that ends when Steve pulls out of her mouth and jerks off onto the toilet seat. Sparky promptly sluprs it all up. Gross. Still, a great scene, particularly if you like a chubby white girl with black hair, pale skin, and a fat ass and thighs.

Scene 3: Andy San Dimas and Mick Blue
Ok, I absolutely love Andy San Dimas, and find her incredibly beautiful. She looks great here wearing a grey wool cap and striped black and white shirt as she sneaks into a warehouse to steal some CDs. European super star musician Mick shows up, only to find his CDs missing; he finds his adoring fan Andy in the bathroom, and she drops to her knees to give him a BJ. A pretty hot make-out sequence follows, with Andy jerking Mick’s cock as he rubs her underneath her pants, and then Andy is up against the wall getting fucked in doggie, showing off that perfect ass and pussy of hers. They switch things up and Mick fucks her against the wall from the front, and I’m really enjoying those shots of her dark asshole. We get to see more of Andy’s backside as she rides Mick in cowgirl on the toilet, then moves to reverse, which leads into some standing fucking, more steamy making out and rubbing, and then an on the knees, ball-licking BJ. They fuck some more, and then Andy gives another BJ, eventually jerking him off onto a copy of his CD. Nice how she handles all the stroking here. With that long black hair of hers, Andy looks fantastic throughout the scene: I just wish she would take her bra off to show us those great titties, which we only see briefly toward the end.

Scene 4: Baby Sinead and Alex Gonz
Buxom blonde Baby Sinead just isn’t my type, so I’m afraid I’ll have to be brief here. She, Joanna, and another friend are checking out guys at a bar. Joanna thinks she’s got Alex all to herself, but then he goes to the bathroom and finds a waiting Sinead. After a few BJs, and a bunch of standing vag sequences from the front, and back, we end with a final cumshot to her face.

Scene 5: Draven Star and James Deen; Joanna Angel and Nova T.A.
James and Draven meet at the sink in the bathroom. She drops to her knees and gives him a BJ, and then they duck into the men’s room for some privacy. Meanwhile, Joanna and Nova T.A. do a whole bunch of lesbian stuff in the women’s room. To tell you the truth, though, I tend to skip over those sequences to get back to Draven, she is just so beautiful. With her dark black hair, slim body, pale skin, and perfect round ass, you simply can’t ask for anything more. James bends her over and licks her asshole, which is just how I would begin, then turns around to munch on her twat before fucking her standing from the front. Draven gets so turned on throughout the scene—those cute little noises she makes, her furtive glances, the way her body trembles…wow! James moves behind her and they fuck in kind of a standing spoons, and then she’s up against the wall with her ass out and her legs spread wide for some pounding from behind. So hot! After a cut over to the ladies room, we move back to a trembling Draven getting her pussy licked, followed by some more face-to-face standing fucking that shows of her cute butt and tight hole. She sits on the toilet to give a BJ, and then leans over the john to get fucked in doggie, then standing up against the door. More scenes from the ladies’ room follow, and then we get Draven’s ass front and center as she rides James in cowgirl, then gets fucked standing again, with a frontal view, this time. A BJ and more fucking follows, and then James pulls out and nuts on the empty toilet paper roll. An amazing scene, but it would’ve been nice to see her tits!

The DVD
Fantastic theme music (by whom, I wonder?), Joanna doing the chicken dance during the closing credits, perfect A/V quality and camera work, and the typically awesome Burning Angel BTS that is worth the price of admission on its own. (Well, what do you expect when you have cool, intelligent people making porn.)

Summary
The variety of women in this release is simply remarkable, as we have two rather plump young women in Baby Sinead and Sparky (one blonde, one black-haired), two absolutely stunning black-haired vixens in Andy and Draven, and gorgeous punky blonde Cali as well. It’s nice to see Joanna playing a supporting, non-sex role in a few of the scenes, as her humor and personality are always appreciated. I also absolutely love the fact that the girls get their asses licked on several occasions—this is something that every porn should have in my opinion. Things could be made better if we saw Andy and Draven’s tits, and if some of these women had pubic hair. Maybe it’s just me, but some pussy hairy would really add to the overall variety. (I’d particularly like to see the dark bushes of my two favorite brunettes.) Still, Fuck Me in the Bathroom 3 has great sex, stunning women, and lots of entertainment value. You can’t go wrong.