Fuck It & Other Whorror Porn Parodies Review

Fuck It and Other Whorror Porn Parodies

An adult movie review by Flash

Distributor: Nerds of Porn Edition Details: Standard Streaming Release Specs: Video Format: NTSC Format: Streaming Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): N/A Number of discs: N/A

For better or for worse, Adam Christopher is this generation's Carlos Tobalina. Carlos Tobalina was known for recycling footage from his films for other films throughout his adult film career, sometimes successfully and sometimes not so successfully. Much of the footage present in Fuck It and Other Whorror Porn Parodies viewers will recognize from past movies by Adam Christopher. Sometimes in the form previously seen and sometimes turned into a new movie.

Fuck It and Other Whorror Porn Parodies contains four short films: Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody, Alien XXX: A Gangbang Parody, Adult's Play, and Oldbone: A Taboo Parody. Both Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody and Alien XXX: A Gangbang Parody contain the director's cut of the short films. The quality of the short films included on the release vary, and the worth to the viewer depends on which short films they are interested in, and which past movies by Adam Christopher that they already own.

You can jump to the review of Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody, Adult's Play, Oldbone: A Taboo Parody, or Alien XXX: A Gangbang Parody or one can just keep reading to read all of them.

Adult's Play

Movie Specs: Genres: Short Film, All Sex Also known as: Adult's Play: A Nerds of Porn Parody Run Time: 15 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2015 Director: Adam Christopher Written by: Adam Christopher, Jessica Ryan Director of Photography: Adam Christopher Cast: Jessica Ryan, Adam Christopher Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic)

The Movie

Adult's Play is an all sex short film by Adam Christopher. Followers of Adam Christopher's work will recognize Adult's Play rather quickly since it was one of the all-sex vignettes that was in his previous release Creepy Peep Show 2. This reviewer thinks that Adult's Play is the same edit that was in Creepy Peep Show 2.

The set-up for Adult's Play is that serial killer Carly Lee Ray (Jessica Ryan) is found dead in a Good Gals XXX sex toy factory. During a storm, Andy's (Adam Christopher) Chuckie blow-up doll (Jessica Ryan), made by the Good Gals XXX company, comes to life and has sex with him.

With how Adult's Play opens with a nice newspaper effect, it looks like there is going to be a short vignette to go with the sex scene; unfortunately, there isn't. The scene is just a sex scene; this reviewer was hoping for a horror/porn hybrid vignette to go along with the sex scene as that would have made Adult's Play feel more like a parody short.

The sex scene with Jessica Ryan and Adam Christopher is absolutely fantastic. Jessica Ryan sizzles throughout the scene, appearing to lead Adam Christopher through the scene. This scene is worth watching the short film for as it is probably one of the best sex scenes that Adam Christopher has done.

As a viewer, as long as you go into Adult's Play just looking for an enjoyable sex scene, you will be pleasantly pleased with this short film. If you are looking for a parody of Child's Play, you will be sorely disappointed.

The Edition

The edition of Adult's Play screened is the streaming-only edition available on Nerds of Porn. Nerds of Porn has done a nice job with their streaming-only edition of Adult's Play. The short film was shot digitally and is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 1080p. The picture looks good with vibrant colors and no noticeable defects. There is a Nerds of Porn bug in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen.

Adult's Play is presented with an English Stereo audio track. There aren't any noticeable issues with the sound quality for Adult's Play, and the dialog in the short film can be understood at all times.

Nerds of Porn didn't include any extras for their streaming-only edition of Adult's Play.

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Alien XXX: A Gangbang Parody

Movie Specs: Genres: Short Film, All Sex, Gangbang Also known as: A-lien XXX: A Hardcore Gangbang Parody, Alien XXX: A Hardcore Gangbang Parody Run Time: 40 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2017/2018 Director: Adam Christopher Written by: uncredited Director of Photography: Adam Christopher Cast: Jasmeen LeFleur (as Jasmeen LaFluer), Ariel Blue, Adam Christopher, Flynt Dominick, Johnny Goodluck, Moe Johnson Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic)

The Movie

Alien XXX is a hardcore short movie spoof of Ridley Scott's 1979 film Alien by Adam Christopher, that would have fit well into his Creepy Peep Show vignette movie series. The idea behind Alien XXX is a good one and, quite frankly, could have been expanded into a longer full feature had Adam Christopher wanted to. However, the short movie is heavily marred by poor effects and some bad camera work.

The concept behind Alien XXX is that the commercial towing vehicle the Whorestromo is returning to Earth after investigating a mysterious unknown planet 30,335 miles from Earth. While there they had found a girl (Ariel Blue) in a cave that has a tentacle sticking out of her vagina. On the ship, the girl wakes up with the tentacle gone and the crew (Adam Christopher, Flynt Dominick, Johnny Gooduck, and Moe Johnson) has a gangbang with her. In the extended cut, there is an additional sex scene with the captain of the Whorestromo (Adam Christopher) and Vasquez (Jasmeen LaFleur).

As with the vignettes in Adam Christopher's Creepy Peep Show series, this short movie features a set-up then the sex scene. The short never tries to tell a story at all, so this scene works best for viewers looking for Alien themed cosplay sex versus viewers who are hoping for an actual adult spoof. The gangbang itself is rather well done. All of the cast certainly appears to be into the sex scene including Ariel Blue and Moe Johnson seems to, for the most part, guide the direction of action in the scene for everyone. Moe Johnson isn't a stranger to gangbang scenes, so this isn't a bad aspect that he appears to handle the action. The additional sex scene is well done as well.

Where Alien XXX goes astray is on the technical side of the short movie. The costuming in the movie is fine however, there is a green screen used for the set, which causes many distracting issues throughout the short movie. The screen for the green screen appears to have been a sheet since wrinkles can be seen during periods in the movie. The cinematography could have used some work, especially since there is a point were parts of the set that weren't green-screened out were visible in the scene, which made the short movie look poor. The camera is shaky as well which makes the green screen effect move around. Folding chairs were needlessly used in the set, and for some reason, the gangbang is done to make it look like the cast is floating around out in space.

Had Adam Christopher just built a set and not used folding chairs, Alien XXX would have been a perfectly fine gangbang short movie; since the gangbang itself looks good. However, the technical issues within the short make this a hard short movie to recommend.

The Edition

The edition of Alien XXX screened is the extended streaming-only edition available on Nerds of Porn. Nerds of Porn has done a good job with their streaming-only version of Alien XXX. Alien XXX was shot digitally and is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 1080p. There weren't any noticeable blemishes in the image presented for Alien XXX. The colors in the movie look great.

Alien XXX is presented with an English Stereo audio track. There aren't any noticeable issues with the audio quality at all. The dialog in the short movie is clear and easy to understand at all times.

Nerds of Porn hasn't included any extras for their streaming only release of Alien XXX.

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Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody

Movie Specs: Genres: All Sex, Short Film Run Time: 32 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2019 Director: Adam Christopher Written by: Adam Christopher Director of Photography: Adam Christopher Cast: Rebecca Vanguard (as Sailor Luna), Lena Starr, Veronica Valentine, Adam Christopher Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic)

The Movie

Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody is a spoof of Tommy Lee Wallace's 1990 telefilm IT by Adam Christopher. Actually, it is never stated that it is the 1990 version of IT that is being spoofed and not Andy Muschietti's 2017 IT. However, since some of the footage came from Adam Christopher's Porno Things: A Stranger Parody, this reviewer feels that Tommy Lee Wallace's version fits in better with the 1980s theme of Stranger Things and feels more appropriate for that parody.

Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody documents a meeting of the Whore's Club, consisting of Georgie (Lena Starr), Vee (Veronica Valentine), and Billie (Sailor Luna), who find their parents porn and ends up discussing with each other what they like. Then the Whore's Club searches the sewers for Dirty Pennywise (Adam Christopher).

There are two sex scenes in the short film, Dirty Pennywise with Georgie and Georgie, Vee, and Billy. Dirty Pennywise and Georgie's sex scene makes fun of out of place sex scenes within the adult industry's parody feature movies, which should make all viewers smile. The sex scene is well-done and well worth watching. The all-girl scene with Georgie, Vee, and Billie feels like it was never really thoroughly thought out prior to shooting it.

For viewers that follow Adam Christopher's work, Dirty Pennywise and Georgie's scene should sound familiar, that is because the scene is recycled from Adam Christopher's 2017 parody Porno Things: A Stranger Parody. The all-girl scene this reviewer hasn't seen before and expects it is unused footage from the same project.

The set for Dirty Pennywise's porno world sewer could have used a little more work. The room it is shot in is apparent during the scene, which ruins the feel of a sewer. The bedroom where the Whore's Club meets works fine for the movie, and the addition of VHS tapes adds to the scene.

Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody is a hard call. The sex scene with Adam Christopher and Lena Starr is well worth seeing the short film for; however, if you haven't seen Porno Things: A Stranger Parody, you really should. If you have seen Porno Things: A Stranger Parody, the need to watch Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody is mostly eliminated.

The Edition

The edition of Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody screened is the streaming-only director's cut version available on Nerds of Porn.

Nerds of Porn has done a nice job with their streaming-only director's cut of Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody. Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody was shot digitally and is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 1080p. The image looks great, with no noticeable defects and nice colors. There is a Nerds of Porn bug in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen.

Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody is presented with an English Stereo audio track. There aren't any noticeable issues with the sound quality, and the dialog in the short film is clear and easy to understand at all times.

Nerds of Porn didn't include any extras with their streaming-only edition of Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody.

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Oldbone: A Taboo Parody

Movie Specs: Genres: All Sex, Fauxcest, Short Film Run Time: 28 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2019 Director: Adam Christopher Written by: Adam Christopher Director of Photography: Adam Christopher Cast: Adam Christopher, Mena Li, Meiko Askara Release Specs: Audio: English Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic)

The Movie

Oldbone: A Taboo Parody is a short film from writer and director Adam Christopher. Oldbone: A Taboo Parody purports to be a parody of Chan-wook Park's 2003 film Oldboy. This reviewer hasn't seen Oldboy, and there is a possibility that if the viewer has seen the original material, Oldbone: A Taboo Parody may work far better. However, for viewers who haven't seen the original material Oldbone: A Taboo Parody makes little sense.

The plot for Oldbone: A Taboo Parody is that a man (Adam Christopher) was held hostage for two years by his step-niece (Mena Li). He was only provided with porn of a family member (Meiko Askara) to watch for those two years. Fifteen years later, he runs into his step-niece and has to prevent her from revealing the truth about what he did to the world. (As a note, this synopsis was written based off of the short film information provided on the streaming page for the movie since the short film itself was rather confusing to this reviewer.)

Oldbone: A Taboo Parody is assembled with footage that appears to have been shot just for this short film along with footage from Adam Christopher's 2014 movie It's a Gangbang FU and his 2015 movie The Whore's of Old Town. Oldbone: A Taboo Parody is essentially an all-sex movie since there doesn't appear to be a story inserted into the short film. The beginning of the movie consists of footage of Adam Christopher masturbating, which this reviewer assumes was shot just for this title, intercut with footage of Meiko Askara from It's a Gangbang FU. The rest of the movie is Adam Christopher and Mena Li's scene from The Whore's of Old Town directly out of the original movie, complete with the original dialog.

Had Adam Christopher added a voice-over to the beginning and redubbed the dialog from the second scene, Oldbone: A Taboo Parody may have made a lot more sense. Unfortunately, as it stands now, the story is indecipherable. As far as the sex goes, the opening footage isn't bad, but the second half is lacking. Back when The Whore's of Old Town was shot, Adam Christopher was still cutting his teeth in the adult industry and, unfortunately, made a lot of mistakes with his scenes. Including leaving in the direction given to the cast, which is present still in Oldbone: A Taboo Parody.

Due to all of the issues it exhibits, Oldbone: A Taboo Parody is, sadly, impossible for this reviewer to recommend. Adam Christopher has made some good movies and some bad movies, and, unfortunately, Oldbone: A Taboo Parody falls squarely into the lousy movie side. Oldbone: A Taboo Parody is an easy pass, even for fans of Adam Christopher.

The Edition

The edition of Oldbone: A Taboo Parody screened is the streaming-only edition available on Nerds of Porn.

Nerds of Porn has done a poor job with their streaming-only edition of Oldbone: A Taboo Parody. Oldbone: A Taboo Parody was shot digitally and is presented in the anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1 in 1080p. The picture quality for the first part of the movie is fine, and issue free. However, the second part has constant video issues. There is a noticeable feathering that happens throughout the scene. The feathering is distracting and makes the short film look bad. There is a Nerds of Porn bug in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen.

Oldbone: A Taboo Parody is presented with an English Stereo audio track. There aren't any noticeable issues with the sound quality presented in the short film. The dialog in the short film is easy to hear throughout the movie.

Nerds of Porn didn't include any extras with their streaming-only edition of Oldbone: A Taboo Parody.

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Final Thoughts

Fuck It and Other Whorror Porn Parodies is a collection of four short films by writer and director Adam Christopher. The short films contained in the collection are Fuck It: A Nerds of Porn Parody, Alien XXX: A Gangbang Parody, Adult's Play, and Oldbone: A Taboo Parody. Some of the short films are better than others; however, if you haven't already obtained Adult's Play from when it originally appeared in Creepy Peep Show 2, this collection is worth picking up just for that sex scene. If you already own that movie, you may want to give Fuck It and Other Whorror Porn Parodies a rental before buying.

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