Fuck Angela Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  10/6/2024

Review:
Angela Fuckin' White--Aussie sensation, porn star of the people, legitimate legend, and a top contender in any meaningful discussion of the Greatest of All Time--makes her triumphant return to the DVD game in Fuck Angela. An utterly exceptional, 2024 showcase from Ms. White's own production company, AGW Entertainment, Angela turns to acclaimed directors of the genre in dialing it back to her personal period of pornographic inspiration, early 2000s gonzo. To that end, the action is captured in 480p on a vintage camera of the era (a Sony VX2000), the scenes are kept to a length similar to those of the timeframe, and a load of super-sexy (and fun!) BTS footage is provided and interspersed (post-scene) as the DVD plays through. Indeed, every attempt has been made at keeping the production authentic--including the DVD release format itself and even a limited edition run on VHS--and the result is a resounding (and dare it be said, truly artistic) success.

Of course, the sex (which will be addressed shortly) is 100% fire through and through--an enduring hallmark of White's illustrious Hall of Fame career--but what truly grabs the viewer here is her genuine enthusiasm and her playful, fun-loving approach to her work. Simply put, Angela White has a smile that lights up the room, and her lightheartedly mischievous attitude lures the viewer in in a way that very few can. Whether as she's pounding it out with a massive cock buried in her, interacting with the camera in a BTS segment, or taking a bite out of a hamburger, Angela's effervescent personality is both refreshing and infectious and, honestly, makes people happy. This air of "je ne sais quoi" permeates throughout this release, elevating it to the highest level.

As far as the fucky-fucky goes, it's everything that one might expect...and more. Angela offers up six blistering hot scenes across two DVDs, each directed by an auteur supreme of the genre and each providing the viewer with a taste of the director's particular style. The festivities open up with a ball-blasting anal sequence that finds Ms. White--clad in a black leather outfit with matching fishnets (the order of the day)--paired with well-known dick slinger Zac Wild. The pounding that proceeds is fierce, loaded with spit, and makes exceptional use of a glass table at the location (Scene One; d.: Jules Jordan). Next up, he-o'-mammoth-cock himself, Lexington Steele--a legend in his own right--serves the lovely Angela a heaping helping of what he does best... deliver the D. Strutting her stuff in a red fishnet ensemble this time around, Angela is more than happy to oblige him...and get railed (Scene Two; d.: Mike John). Third on the trestle board is Angela's personal dildo parade around a more-vintage location. Sporting pink fishnets with a black bikini over top, Ms. White is to die for...particularly as she bounces from one dildo to the next. A true connoisseur of the plastic penis, it doesn't matter if she's stuffing them up her ass, slamming them down on a mirror... or both... Angela hasn't found a faux-cock that she doesn't yet like--and that doesn't also like her back (Scene Three; d.: Aiden Riley)! Batting in the cleanup spot in the lineup is a fiery, fishnets-torn three-way with none other than fellow big-boob babe Angel Youngs and the ubiquitous Euro super-cock, Vince Karter. Quick-paced and passionate throughout, this squirt-filled (check out the post-scene BTS) boy-girl-girl pound-out goes hard and doesn't let up. Angela and Angel... what a pair! (Or pair of pairs...) (Scene Four; d.: Chris Streams). The penultimate sequence ushers in a classic (and classically unscripted) girl-girl anal lez-fest between the gorgeous Ms. White and the luscious, meteorically-ascending dishwater blonde, Anna Claire Clouds. Playing out in John Stagliano's famed workout studio and featuring his well-known free-flowing style, this one is as fun as it is sexy. Needless to say, tongues and toys find their way into holes...and asses are popped and plundered before this fine fucker finishes off. Be sure to catch the probing anal action involving the glass prongs and the butt-to-butt double-dong, as well as what goes down in front of the wall-length mirrors. So hot! What a coupling! (Scene Five; d.: John Stagliano). For the grand finale, things end with a bang... a good ole-fashioned blow-bang, that is. In this one, Angela's assembled a host of big-dicked badasses for sating her oral appetites. Kicking things off in an extremely revealing white miniskirt (sans panties...Sweet Baby Jesus...!), White takes on a trio of monster cocks, choking and gagging them down like a champ. Of course, a hasty trip to the next room, and the dicks eventually multiply to seven, and Angela becomes a woman possessed, slurping schlong and downing D with wild and voracious abandon. It should come as no surprise, then, that when the guys unload on her face (insert glazed donut cliche here) and into a dog bowl, she's quick to swig the cum, play with it, and ultimately swallow it. Fuck! (Scene Six; d.: Jonni Darkko)

In terms of the bonuses, they are strong. The BTS material is spectacular, fun, and often includes a continuation of the sex or all new action of its own, while a photo slideshow is provided that's akin to those at the end of more recent comedy specials (nostalgia-driven fare at its finest). The release itself arrives in a slick sleeve and includes two discs and also a killer booklet that discusses the production, its scenes, Angela's motivation, etc. Throwing in one of a handful of possible stickers, and the result is simply awesome.

To be certain, there's quite a bit to unpack in the multiple layers that are this flick and its inception, and this review merely scratches the surface. Regardless, one thing that's overtly clear is that Angela White's roots are showing, and they're hot, raw, and steeped in hardcore, nostalgic early-aughts gonzo...and for that, my friends, we are all lucky. Buy this. Now.