Fresh Off The Boat (Third World) Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  1/20/2009

Title: Fresh Off The Boat
Studio: Third World Media
Starring: Myla, Emy Reyes, Amai Liu, Junko, Dick James

This dvd is the reason adultdvdtalk.com needs to exist. The title and dvd cover is blatantly misleading and even reviews on other sites (probably written by the studio) tend to paint another picture of what this movie is about.

The actresses are not "fresh off the boat" and they are also obviously not spreading their legs "for a green card" as indicated on the dvd cover. Oddly enough the studio portrays them as just getting off the boat as immigrants, but then the movie starts out with a slickly produced graphic of the road sign seen often in Southern California near the Mexican border of illegal immigrants running across the road! Well, these girls didn't just come across the border OR just get off a boat. While reading another review on another website, it sounded like the women were getting their visa from the immigration office and needed to trade favors with the immigration officer. That fantasy would have been kinkier and more interesting, but this is the real lo down:

Scene one: Myla (speaking perfect English and obviously not just off the boat) is 4'11" and is being interviewed by director Ed Hunter. She is wearing short jeans, a pink top, and belly button piercing. She says she wants to do her first boy/girl scene and wants it to be with a black guy. That's why she came to Ed the director. Ed says "my customers know about this stuff" and brings in dreadlock haired Dick James to do her. Positions include dog, mish and spoon of course and Myla is obviously experienced. Once again taking away from the green card/immigrant promise, the director proudly tells everyone how Myla came to him to be in this scene. The end of the scene shows her showering.

Scene two: 21 year old Emy is up next. She lives in Miami but is originally from Hondurus. She introduces herself (as do all the other women when prompted by the director to 'tell us your stage name' --that sure doesn't sound like a real fresh off the boat/green card experience--) and she strips out of her flowered bikini outfit. Unnamed stud provides some nice dog, cg and rcg pistoning. Emy is nice and vocal and wears white high heels throughout the scene.

Scene three: Amai says she is from New Jersey and says she is a "mutt" with Asian, African, European and Native American background. Once again not fresh off any boat except maybe the Staten Island Ferry! She doesn't know who Bon Jovi is (it is before her time) and says she entered the porn biz out of boredom. She is a small 18 year old and gets a good pounding from unnamed stud (whom we've all seen before-- he fucks well but has an expressionless look on his face). Positions are all the typical ones and Amai is also nice and vocal here.

Scene four: Rounding out the "big lie" of just off the boat we have Junko apparently originally from Japan. First we are treated to a long scene of self service as she plays with her pink slit and inserts a dildo. Then the scene includes a tatted stud (unnamed again...come on Third World, can't you identify who is who?) in a pleasant to watch bedroom scene which is also very vocal.

Extras include ample trailers for Asian, Latin, European and Interracial movies. A photo gallery is also available with some good full screen and some lame 1/4 screen pics.

All in all this would have been rated a much higher selection if either the scenario promised would have materialized (I imagined someone like Third World's stud "Mr Kinkaid" as an immigration officer) OR if it simply would have been marketed as what it is: four average looking minority women living in the US being interviewed by a director and then having sex. Third World's marketing of this dvd can only be described as "liar liar pants on fire....."