Freaky First Timers 7 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/22/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 137 min.

Production Date: 3 / 19 / 2007, 9 / 10, 26 / 2007, 11 / 21, 23 / 2007

Director: Jonalungus

Cast: Alexis Love, Angelica Raven, Beverly, Kara Bare, Melanie Scott, Danny Wylde, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, and Justice Young

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Voodoo House has been putting out some hot and fun movies. I'm not normally one for fresh talent movies, but I'm a little interested in this one.

Initial Reaction: It's one of the most enjoyable fresh talent movies I've watched in a long time.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a few fresh faces

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting freakier sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, including Jonalungus and Destrodamus talking to the performers from behind the camera. The video is very nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen, and looks very nice. The lighting is well handled, the camera work is smooth, and there's not any grain worth mentioning. This is a very nice looking and sounding release.

Music: None

False Advertising: The front cover lists a claim of ”Over 3 Hours Long” above the title of the movie, while the movie lasts just over two and a quarter hours. The claim might make it with the extras, but how it's done makes it look like the movie is to last over three hours. This is too bad since Voodoo House has been putting out some nicely hot movies lately and shouldn't need to try stretching their claims. Regardless, I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.

Menus: The main menu works through an opening credit sequence before settling in on a still from the movie and the movie name for a decent first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a clip of each scene and the girl in it. There's also a “Pick Your Pleasure menu in the extras that lets you go directly to specific sex acts such as blowjobs, doggie, or cumshots.

The Feature

Porn chicks gotta start somewhere. Here five of them line up to get their start in front of Jonalungus' camera. They talk about themselves a little and then show what they can do.

Scene 1 – Alexis Love and Justice Young

Justice starts out sitting at a table outside chatting with cute black girl Alexis about her getting into porn and what she was like in high school before getting her to pull up her dress and play with her bald beaver. She comes around to suck Justice's cock while talking about what she likes sexually before he tongues her holes from behind and then slides under her for a little sixty-nining. Alexis rides Justice cowgirl style before letting him take her doggie style, and Justice slides around to spoon her and fuck her missionary style as well. They keep going with a bit of reverse cowgirl fucking before Justice fucks Alexis from behind over a bike. He pulls her back to a mattress to eat her pussy and fuck it missionary style a little more popping on her face.

This is a very nice opening scene. I highly doubt that this was Alexis's first scene, but she plays up the shy angle extremely well to start out the scene. She and Justice have great chemistry throughout the scene and they mix up the action very nicely. This is a hot scene that's very nicely drawn out and gets the movie off to a very nice start.

Scene 2 – Kara Bare and Danny Wylde

Jonalungus chats with dirty blonde Kara as she lounges around in his pool on a raft about how she loves porn and has always wanted to do it. She talks about loving to swallow and fantasizing about having sex in a glass elevator before Danny arrives. She drops her top before sliding into the pool and coming over to attack Danny's dick orally. They head inside where she gobbles his knob a bit more before getting up to ride it cowgirl style. They sixty-nine a bit with Danny making Kara cum with his tongue before he fucks her doggie style. They also get in a bit of reverse cowgirl and some spooning before Danny fucks Kara missionary style and then pops in her mouth. She eagerly collects it all and then swallows every bit of his cum that she can with a smile.

This is another darn hot scene. Kara is darn cute, and although her fake boobs are all too noticeable she puts out an energetic and vocal enough fuck that it's easy to look past them. She and Danny have very nice chemistry here, and I love how eagerly she swallows his cum. That said, the camera work on this scene seemed a little off due to a few slightly odd angles and the lighting, which seemed to wash things out a little. Thankfully those problems don't overtake the scene, and Kara and Danny help this to be another nicely hot scene.

Scene 3 – Beverly and Jack Lawrence

Brunette Beverly, who's cute with a fugly mole piercing, starts out in a little black dress with tan Uggs talking about how she loves to be fucked hard and how she just broke up with a guy before Jonalungus brings in Jack so he can admire her body as well. She pulls up her dress to show a nice rack and lets Jack admire her ass as well before she sits back on the couch to let him check out her puffy pussy. He moves in to kiss and lick his way around her pussy before letting Beverly suck and stroke his cock in return while she eyes the camera. When Beverly gets on all fours for him Jack tongues her holes and fingers her before fucking her. He mixes in a lot more box eating while fucking her missionary style, and lets Beverly suck his cock a little more as well. They keep it going through both cowgirls before returning to a little more missionary fucking, and finish things up with Jack giving Beverly a nice facial finish that she takes with some nice enthusiasm.

This is a pretty hot scene. Beverly is cute and has a very nice body as well as a very nice attitude. She definitely has a first timer feeling to her with how much she eyes the camera through the scene, but also looks to have some nice chemistry with Jack. They keep the action moving nicely, and I really like how Jack brings in plenty of oral as they get started. The first time cluelessness that often manifests itself with camera mugging rarely does much for me, but Beverly does turn out some nice heat for her scene.

Scene 4 – Melanie Scott and James Deen

Melanie, a cute brunette, starts out telling how she ended up on the couch due to an agent giving him her card while she was waiting tables and told her that she had a great look. She talks about liking dirty naughty sex and being dominated as well as her first time having sex being with two girls from her rugby team as she strips down. James walks in and says hi before having her get down to suck his dick, which Melanie does with plenty of spit and a bit of throat. He drops down to play with her pussy as she strokes him before they get back to the couch for some missionary fucking and spooning with a few slaps for Melanie's pussy mixed in. Melanie sucks James' cock after riding it reverse cowgirl style, and then gets on all fours and begs him to fuck her until he takes her doggie style. Finally, Melanie happily sucks and strokes James until his cock explodes in her mouth.

This is a darn hot scene. Melanie is cute as can be and she turns out a great fuck. She definitely likes it a little on the rougher side with plenty of spanking mixed in, and she puts out some nice energy and great vocals as well. She urges James on throughout the entire scene here, and that leads to some great chemistry between them as James seems more than happy to be with a woman who wants it hard like Melanie does. This is a very hot scene, and one of my favorites in the movie.

Scene 5 – Angelica Raven and Danny Wylde

Raven tressed Angelica Raven starts out looking a little shy and embarrassed as Destrodamus and Danny talk about her looks. She talks about why she thinks she should be a porn star before playing with her pussy and dropping her top to show a nice natural rack with huge nipples. After a bit Danny moves in to admire her pussy with his tongue. They move on with Angelica deep throating Danny for the first time with any guy, and work back and forth pleasing each other orally before Danny fucks Angelica doggie style. She rolls around to mix in a bit of missionary fucking and gives Danny a bit more head before riding him in each of the cowgirls. They finish things up spooning before Danny gives Angelica a great pop in and around her mouth.

This is a pretty hot final scene. Danny and Angelica mix things up nicely bringing plenty of oral in with the fucking, and I love her surprise at how well she deep throated Danny. There's some nice chemistry between them, but Angelica's kind of goth look just didn't do a lot for me. This is a good scene, and ends the movie at about the average level for the movie.

Freaky First Timers 7 is a very nice fresh talent release. As with so many other fresh talent movies it doesn't seem like this is the first movie for all of the talent, but there are a few here who appear to be putting out their first scene and the others keep a fresh enough feeling that it's easy to look past it if this isn't their first scene. None of the girls get too freaky, which I guess isn't too much of a surprise, but a little anal or maybe a threesome would have added a little extra spice to the movie to make it a little more deserving of the title. That said, Jonalungus does a great job keeping things fresh and friendly to start out the scenes, and as usual, does a very nice job capturing the action. I think Melanie Scott put out my favorite scene here, but there really isn't a bad scene here with Beverly turning out what might be the weakest scene here just because she mugs the camera more than any other three girls combined in the movie. If you want a few fresh faces with nicely captured action, Freaky First Timers 7 is well worth a look.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Good Morning Woody, House Wives Need Cash 5, Trust Justice, and Frat House Fuckfest 7. The photo gallery lasts almost eight minutes with about five seconds per very nice looking snapshot. There's also about ten minutes of Show Spy footage, weblinks, and a bonus scene.

Bonus Scene – Gianna Michaels and Danny Wylde

The bonus scene comes from Busty Loads. Busty brunette Gianna gives Danny a bite after he touches her without permission in the back of the van before they share a few more laughs fooling around. Gianna whips out her big fat titties which Danny doesn't seem to know what to do with, so she throws him back on the floor of the van and takes charge grinding on him while reminding him how she likes men instead of little boys. They share plenty of laughs as they strip down and Gianna sucks his cock and then pull over so Danny can fuck Gianna from behind on the side of the road. They get back inside and pull away just as the police pull up near then, and Gianna goes right back to work sucking Danny's cock. They open up the door and fuck cowgirl style as they pass some construction workers before fucking missionary style on the floor. They stop at an adult store to pick up some lube with both Danny and Gianna going in buck naked before heading back into the van for a little pile driving. They make their way into somebody's backyard where Gianna sucks a very nervous Danny and then has him fuck her missionary style. Danny has her turn over so he can fuck her from behind before letting her have a nice facial finish. Afterwards they get busted as Gianna leaps into the pool and Danny tries sliding in.

This is a great scene. Gianna's a riot throughout the scene, while Danny almost appears shellshocked at time. That said, he manages to keep some very nice wood throughout the scene, and although he doesn't seem too sure of himself at times I think it's very easy for a lot of people to relate to Danny throughout the scene. Going into the porn shop for some lube was a great touch, and the pool at the end was another great shock. This scene constantly amazed me, and left me completely entertained as well as turned on.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, masturbation, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Voodoo House's DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $30 with many stores offering them for around $20. If you like fresher faces, this one should be well worth the money. The action is nicely done and the girls all seem pretty new. The technical aspects are nicely done, and there's also a bit of care put into the extras. This is a nicely done DVD, which is no surprise with how nice of a job Voodoo House has been doing lately.

Note to Voodoo House: If you're going to list a running time on your covers, please list it for the movie (which people care about) rather than the entire DVD (with a lot of extras many people might not care about). Also, with fresh talent it's always nice to see some behind the scenes footage in the extras (the lack of which surprised me here with how much effort you normally put into your DVDs).

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