Fook Me Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/19/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 111 min.

Production Date: 3 / 9, 5 / 7, 8 / 10, 9 / 6 / 2004, 10 / 13 / 2005

Director: Credited to Bolt Lightning, but the scenes were actually directed by Martin Del Toro, Skeeter Kerkove, Kira Eggers, Dick, and Yani Z.

Cast: Gianna Lynn, Lexi Love, Joe, Jayna Oso, Alex Sanders, Skeeter Kerkove, Avena Lee, Steve Taylor, Tiger Lilly, Nyomi Marcella, Ice LaFox, and Kurt Lockwood

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: A politically incorrect Asian title by a company who’s normally pleased me? Count me in!

Initial Reaction: It’s a better than average compilation, but not a lot better.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see what Smash has to offer with Asian babes

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a new Asian release

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with compilations, there’s a little variation to the technical aspects. Since all of the scenes here are from fairly recent Smash releases, there isn’t a lot of variation. The audio is normally well balanced, but there are a couple minor background noises. The video is clear and nicely done, but there’s a little minor camera motion and lighting inconsistencies which pop up a couple times.

Music: Very little

Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends the boxcover with a bit of the movie and some okay animation. The chapter menu is nicely done, and lets you choose a scene based on a still of each girl and her name. When you select the girl, you’re taken to a second screen which allows you to choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

Fook Me collects five scenes from previous Smash releases. It moves from scene to scene without ever letting you know where any of the scenes come from.

Scene 1 - Gianna Lynn, Lexi Love, and Joe

The opening scene comes from Cum Catchers 3. Lexi, a cute brunette in a red and white polka dotted bikini and red shoes, and Gianna, a brunette with a pierced left tit and a fugly tattoo on the right side of her stomach that’s sporting a red outfit and black shoes, start things out with some playful kissing and titty play. Lexi moves down to work on Gianna’s pussy, and gives her fingers a nice smell and taste as well as offering them to Gianna before letting Gianna reciprocate. When they’re joined by the cock, Gianna leads the oral charge before offering to let Lexi help. They give him plenty of spit as they team up on his cock and balls, and of course the camera isn’t spared either. They lie back and let the dude fuck their faces before Lexi sits on Gianna and lets him work between their holes missionary style. The girls keep telling him how he wants them rather than the other girl, and after a bit Gianna rolls over to let the dude take her from behind as Lexi sits on her ass and continues to take a few missionary fucks as well as spreading Gianna open for the cock and sucking it clean. Finally, Lexi spreads Gianna’s cheeks open so the dude can pop all over her face and in her mouth. Gianna gargles it before letting Lexi accept it with a kiss. Lexi doesn’t want to give it back, so Gianna sucks it out of her mouth, but then lets it run back into Lexi’s mouth so she can gargle it. They fight over the cum a bit more before Gianna and Lexi spit what’s left back onto the camera.

This is an okay scene. I like Lexi’s look, but Gianna’s tattoo really turned me off. I liked the arguing over the cock and the girls talking trash about the other, but the action seemed extremely limited here and left me wondering where the rest of the scene was. The cumswapping was very nicely done, but it was easily the high point of the scene for me. I’m not sure that this scene makes it much past the average mark, but if it does it’s all due to the cumswapping at the end.

Scene 2 - Jayna Oso and Alex Sanders

The second scene comes from Shitty Shitty Bang Bang. After a quick tease, wearing black fetishwear and gloves and red fuck me boots, and a little time with Skeeter and his buttplug, Jayna’s joined by Alex. Alex stretches out Jayna’s ass good with the toy before sliding his cock in with it for a technical double anal. Jayna sucks his cock clean as soon as it’s offered to her and then moves up to let Alex fuck her throat. Jayna doesn’t hesitate to suck the toy when they finally pull it out of her either, and lets Alex quickly fuck her nice round ass from behind. Jayna gives Alex a little anal action in both cowgirls as well as laying back for the pile driver. Finally, Jayna takes a facial finish and swallows it down.

This is a typical Skeeter scene, which is of course a very good thing. Jayna is a nasty, nasty girl, and puts in some nice vocals and energy into the scene. I was amazed at the anal pounding she took, as well as her double anal. The camera mixes things up a little better once again to round out the action. This is a darn hot scene.

Scene 3 - Aveena Lee and Steve Taylor

Nice looking and dark haired Avena starts out her scene from Camel Toe Perversions 2 helping Steve with his golf game by letting him put for her camel toe and her ass. She even takes a couple of his balls in her mouth before he finally comes over to get his pudder sucked. Avens gives Steve plenty of eyes and a fair amount of stroking as she works him over, and even brings his golf balls back in to help him out. Steve rewards her with a tongue for her pucker and a finger for her pussy before fucking her from behind as Avena cries out for more. They keep things going through cowgirl and missionary before going back to Steve giving it to Avena from behind. Finally, Avena has Steve cum all over her face while giving him an open mouth and demanding eyes.

Steve and Avena turn in a hot scene here. Avena gives some great vocals and gives a few nice smiles for the camera as she takes on Steve. I love Avena’s facial expressions and her little winks and smiles at the camera, although I can see some of the playing to the camera turning some people off. She really seems to be into the fucking Steve gives her, and they move things along nicely with a great balance of camera angles. This is yet a very nicely done scene.

Scene 4 - Tiger Lily

Tiger starts out a scene from Stocking Secrets 6 in black fishnet stockings with some hot black and red lingerie and shoes. She even adds a nice naughty feel with a studded red collar and black whip. She runs her hands across her great natural body, both inside and outside her outfit, before she slowly removes her bra. She moves on to slide down her stockings and play with them a bit before sliding her panties off. She plays with her pussy lightly before the scene finally ends.

This is a very nicely done tease scene. Tiger Lily is a very attractive Oriental and does a great job of playing to the camera. She keeps the tease moving nicely without letting it drag and nicely held my attention through the scene. Yeah, I wanted more, but that’s the sign of a good tease, isn’t it.

Scene 5 - Ice La Fox, Nymoi Marcella, and Kurt Lockwood

Nyomi starts out the final scene, which comes from the original Cum Catchers, admiring Ice’s booty as she sits on a stool. They strip down and play with each other lightly on the floor with plenty of kissing. They don’t get to work on each other too much before they’re joined by Kurt, and immediately team up to work over his member. Nyomi moves up for the first fuck cowgirl style, and lets Ice watch and play with them a little. Ice takes her own ride before the girls let Kurt fuck them doggie and missionary style. Finally Kurt pops in Ice’s mouth and lets her swap it over to Nyomi. They girls pass it back and forth with a bit of kissing before letting it run down over Nyomi’s tits.

This was a fairly average scene to me. Part of what didn’t work as well here was that the camera seemed afraid of Kurt and showing any more of him than his cock. It does show a few full body shots of all of them, but for the most part I felt that it was being avoided. This makes it very hard for me to get much of a feeling of chemistry, which left the scene feeling a little cold. The areas where you can see all of them are much warmer, but the scene’s chemistry still falls a little short. The scene also lacked a little because there wasn’t as much group interaction either. The girls didn’t play with each other much when they were getting fucked, and even when it was just the two of them they didn’t seem too into each other. Finally, having this being the first scene in the movie to not have the girls swallow held it back a little. This is a pretty average scene.

Fook Me is a pretty average compilation. There’s some nice Asian talent, and I really like the variety to the action. There aren’t a lot of compilations that go from masturbation scenes all the way to anal, and there’s a couple group scenes as well. Unfortunately, the scenes aren’t always the strongest, and go from pretty average up to darn good. My bigger problem with this release is how it’s presented. Looking at the cover, I would have expected this to be a new release rather than a compilation. I don’t seem to be alone in that judgement as when I checked a few of the stores listed in the Adult DVD Talk price search who offered this title, none of them had it listed as a compilation. I don’t have a problem with compilations, so long as they’re done right, but I doubt there’s anybody out there who’s happy when they pick up a movie they think is brand new only to find it already has a scene or two they’ve already watched. That’s easily the biggest problem with Fook Me, and it holds back what would have been an above average compilation.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts almost two minutes, with about five seconds per good looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Trailers are included for Cheating Housewives, Daddy’s Home, My Playtoy 3, Six In Me, Whale Tail, and White Wife Black Cock 6. There’s also weblinks.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, Asian, lesbian, group, cum swapping, swallowing, masturbation, toys, anal, ass to mouth, and rimming (male > female and female > male)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. Rent this one first. There’s some decent sex, but it’s far from the best Smash has to offer. The technical aspects are pretty good, but as usual with compilations, there’s not much effort put into the extras. This is an okay compilation.

Note to Smash Pictures: If you want to put out a compilation of your scenes, that’s fine. In the future, please let the viewer know so they don’t feel ripped off. Leave the deceptive cover stuff to companies like Anarchy rather than trying to compete with them.

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