Fixing for a Fuck 3 Review

Reviewed by sexotics2006  on  10/17/2020

Kelsi Monroe is logged into ADT reading our online reviews when one of us accuses her of having a fat, fake ass. She angrily finds out where we live and gives us a bodacious buttock beating. This collection of scenes is incredible! What an awesome value for the money: 6 scenes with more 10/10 ratings than I've ever put in one collection. A phenomenally edited film-noire anal fantasy, Adriana Chechik as a squirting hooker, and a fun gameshow called "So You Think You Know Your Pornstars? (hosted by Hugh Jayness) are only some of the highlights. This is one of those releases where you actually anticipate the next scene and can't wait to see what happens next. Loads of fun, superior editing, and great action. Don't let the generic title cause you to pass this one by.

Some quick faces to go with the names of the 6 incredible babes in this collection:

1. Nicolette Shea: [screenshot]
2. Adriana Chechik: [screenshot]
3. Madison Ivy: [screenshot]
4. Aubrey Black: [screenshot]
5. Kelsi Monroe: [screenshot]
6. Allesandra Jane: [screenshot]

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SCENE 1: My Jessica Rabbit Anal Fuck Fantasy (Rating: 10/10)
** Best Scene ** Flawless editing, creativity and anal action make this scene a must see! Remember the sultry class and outlandishly enhanced bosom, buttocks and skinny waist of the wife on Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and how no actual woman could look anything like that? Your dirty pornstar version of her has arrived in this scene. Nicolette Shea starts off with a classy and gorgeous body-show intro where she baths her outrageous curves in diamonds: [Screenshot]. Things take on the creatively shot ‘film noire’ appearance of a stylish crime drama after that, shot in a selective color mode where only the red channel is active: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. She has a group of suitors each present her with their best choices of anal butt plugs – the winner getting to use it on her and fuck her ass: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. The action is very carnal and very clear, with Nicolette assuming a pinned-knees position for most of the scene to maximize your view of the anal penetration: [Screenshot]. There’s a trio of female ejaculations along the way, but they’re all delivered with Markus Dupree’s same old, same old rapid hand-thrusting. And of course, he has to step on her face while fucking her doggy-style, because that’s a hot male-viewer turn-on. Annoyances aside, the editing makes this scene an absolute winner. POPSHOT: side profile, gaping mouth facial.

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SCENE 2: Squirting-Pussy Hooker (Rating: 10/10)
Adriana undergoes one of her signature radical transformations here, from classy-looking porn babe to cum-soaked, spit-drenched, mascara-smeared whore – with lots of great female ejaculation along the way. J Mac cruises the streets looking to score and finds a prostitute with legs more dynamite than any sidewalk hooker ever flaunted: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. If you’re a fan of Adriana’s, you know where things go from here. She dumps bucket-loads of spit on his cock and wildly fucks him with an enthusiasm level that can, as always, only be described as ferocious: [Screenshot]. The female ejaculation is fantastic, with all of the squirts mid-fuck releases that soar up from between her legs and drench the bed sheets. There’s some nice squirting simultaneously while he’s fucking her anally. POPSHOT: Dirty! She gets a drenching facial that she makes sure to spit all over her tits and then takes all of her money and glues bills all over her face and chest. By the end of the scene she’s covered in cum and money.

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SCENE 3: Thanksgiving Kitchen Counter Fuck (Rating: 10/10)
This is an unbelievably good scene and one with excellent replay value. It was absolutely awesome to see the Michael Jordan of porn, Johnny Sins in action again. I have a deep respect for him, as he always said that when he hit 40-years old, he’d quit porn and he made good on that, leaving us with fucking fantastic (literally) scenes like this one. It’s a comical Thanksgiving parody that is edited and shot exceptionally well. Madison Ivy drops her fork and starts blowing Sins at the dinner table with her husband and step-daughter right on the other side of the table. The look on his face trying to maintain composure is priceless: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. She steals him away into the kitchen, where the two of them have a ballistic fuck session on the counter that whirls through a number of excellent sex positions, culminating in a really hot suspended body fuck where Madison clings on for dear life: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. Along the way, you’re treated to a great shooting style with lots of below-action and above-action angles to put you right in there: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. POPSHOT: Awesome. She takes him all the way herself, giving him a double-fisted blowjob that ends with him exploding straight up her face. The conversation that ensues when the husband and step-daughter walk in on them is a hilariously tongue-in-cheek ending.

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SCENE 4: Back Storage Room Bang (Rating: 8/10)
In any other flick, this scene may have ranked way better. But here, up against a titan scene selection, it pales in comparison – even with one of Danny D’s typical soaring, soaking endings. Aubrey Black discovers a porn distribution warehouse with life-sized replicas of Danny D’s cock that actually has Danny D working there. She steals him away into a backroom and goes to work on him in a quickie-style fuck where Danny remains clothed the entire time: [Screenshot]. The scene is shot well, but it is what it is and you have to be a fan of leathery, overdone babes to fully appreciate Aubrey’s visuals: [Screenshot]. POPSHOT: Status-quo Danny D facial where a good majority of it soars completely over the top of her head. A few of Danny’s blokes come into the room after and they all pose for fun fan photos with Aubrey’s cum-soaked face and torso.

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SCENE 5: Porn Critic Revenge (Rating: 9/10)
Pissed off at fan who leaves an online comment about her fat ass being completely fake, Kelsi Monroe exacts revenge and shows up at his house to rock him senseless with those buttocks: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. There’s nice, messy oral with some semi-hard hair-pulling, but the scene excels most as an anal fucking entry, with lots of ATM in the position transitions: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]. It’s a fun scene and makes me wonder whether I should attach my address each time I leave a critical comment on these reviews! For the record, she more than clarifies the truth about that awesome ass: [Screenshot]. POPSHOT: A blast across her hairless pussy and up the back of her leg.

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SCENE 6: Gameshow Parody (Rating: 10/10)
Bullshit! Danny D gets a second scene on this release? I was sitting at home doing absolute squat… they could have called me instead! Danny and his elephant trunk return for great scene on the set of “So You Think You Know Your Porn Star?”. The premise is simple: blindfolded, you get to ask a mystery pornstar three questions. Guess her identity and you get to fuck her: [Screenshot]. Danny makes it to the Boner Round, and in no time he’s got his face buried in Allesandra Jane’s bald Russian snatch: [Screenshot]. But the best visuals in this scene are the combination of his massive shaft and her very glamorously made up eyes while’s she’s blowing him: [Screenshot]. And long, slightly wavy hair fans couldn’t get a better more sexy, lioness mane. The action stays vaginal in this scene, but her body is so curvaceous and incredible that things don’t even need to go an extra step: [Screenshot]. POPSHOT: another typical Danny D drenching of hair, face, shoulders and tits.