Five Star (Titan Media) Review

Reviewed by Boner Bud  on  9/28/2004

Let’s face it, I doubt Titan could make a bad movie even if they tried. With their stable of attractive, muscular models who obviously really enjoy man sex, and Titan’s willingness to push the envelope on vanilla sex and add in some lite kink once in a while, they have come up with a consistently winning formula that rarely disappoints. Five Star is no exception.

The Plot
The entire movie takes place in a room at what is presumably a five star hotel. In the first scene, Rob Romoni has asked the hotel’s maintenance to fix the thermostat in his room because the temperature is way too hot. Gus Mattox shows up to fix it, but that’s not all he fixes. Gus vaguely reminds me of Billy Wild, though he’s not nearly as loud as Billy. In the second scene, the room’s next occupants are 3 businessmen who get so horny they have no choice but to have sex with each other. It turns into a very nice threesome indeed. In the third scene, lovers Marcos David and Anthony Shaw have checked into the room for a romantic getaway. I last saw Anthony in the movie White Trash and wasn’t all that attracted to him. But he’s cut his hair and looks a lot better here in my opinion. And Marcos (who wouldn’t look out of place in a Kristen Bjorn film) is incredibly sexy. Plus he’s got a cute accent. The pair suck for a while, but when they got to fuck they realize they’re out of lube (Eros that is). So Anthony goes to get more. While Marcos waits, someone knocks on the door. It looks like a limo driver (?) and he lets Marcos know that he left something in the car. Well, Marcos lets him in, and the pair start to go at it. As soon as they’re done, they hear a key in the door. It’s Anthony returning, so the driver hides under the bed (and jacks his cock) while the other 2 fuck.

What I liked
High quality production values and gorgeous men. Even the acting’s not bad!

What I disliked
I’m getting a bit tired of the ubiquitous Eros Lube product placement in Titan’s films. And this film did seem to play it a bit safe compared to some of their other titles. But these are just minor quibbles.

Overall Thoughts
While Five Star may not actually be worthy of five stars (that rating would be reserved for Titan’s masterpieces such as Heat or Trespass), it is nevertheless a worthy addition to the Titan catalog.